someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters
October 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters
Think of the waste this involves
New - “Hundreds of federal employees who lost their jobs in Elon Musk’s cost-cutting blitz are being asked to return to work.”
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Trump administration rehires hundreds of federal employees laid off by DOGE | CNN Politics
Hundreds of federal employees who lost their jobs in Elon Musk’s cost-cutting blitz are being asked to return to work.
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September 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Think of the waste this involves
How come “shrinking government” always involves taking away school lunches and building 3,000 more prisons.
April 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
How come “shrinking government” always involves taking away school lunches and building 3,000 more prisons.
If Turok: Dinosaur Hunter involves hunting dinosaurs, I’m out
May 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If Turok: Dinosaur Hunter involves hunting dinosaurs, I’m out
what kind of maid kink involves whatever this guy's doing
April 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
what kind of maid kink involves whatever this guy's doing
if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails
“Leave Greenland alone!”
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails
There’s a cure for the male loneliness epidemic and it involves being unapologetically weird.
July 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
There’s a cure for the male loneliness epidemic and it involves being unapologetically weird.
I have a solution, but it involves deleting tiktok.
December 27, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I have a solution, but it involves deleting tiktok.
Call me crazy, but my idea of making America great involves a lot fewer kidnappings and concentration camps.
July 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Call me crazy, but my idea of making America great involves a lot fewer kidnappings and concentration camps.
Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex theonion.com/report-...
July 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex theonion.com/report-...
People underestimate how much of making art involves having a little sit and doing a little think
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
People underestimate how much of making art involves having a little sit and doing a little think
If your economic strategy involves plunging America into a recession, it’s probably the wrong one.
May 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If your economic strategy involves plunging America into a recession, it’s probably the wrong one.
Radical involves a wall and a ditch.
May 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Radical involves a wall and a ditch.
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
July 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
Art I Love usually involves a Cat
March 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Art I Love usually involves a Cat
and that’s right: it involves getting weird as fuck
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
and that’s right: it involves getting weird as fuck
Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex https://theonion.com/report-average-americans-retirement-plan-involves-richard-gere-falling-for-them-after-paying-for-sex/
December 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex https://theonion.com/report-average-americans-retirement-plan-involves-richard-gere-falling-for-them-after-paying-for-sex/
i have one that involves chicken and noodles
May 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i have one that involves chicken and noodles
sometimes this job involves time travel
February 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
sometimes this job involves time travel
The official retirement of a US flag involves burning it to ashes
Oh he can just unilaterally pass unconstitutional laws now huh ok
October 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The official retirement of a US flag involves burning it to ashes
If it involves socks and tight pants I’m there
March 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
If it involves socks and tight pants I’m there
Is anybody else having trouble enjoying any drama, no matter how far fetched, if it involves international relations or politics?
February 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Is anybody else having trouble enjoying any drama, no matter how far fetched, if it involves international relations or politics?
Regrettably the cost-saving involves Elon Musk’s sperm.
February 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Regrettably the cost-saving involves Elon Musk’s sperm.
Art I Love often involves a Cat♥️
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Art I Love often involves a Cat♥️
Hope it involves a UFO.
Rep. Tom Kean Jr. will be “fully transparent” about his nearly four-month absence when he returns to Washington on Tuesday, a spokesperson told CNN. https://cnn.it/4xUYFPf
June 30, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Hope it involves a UFO.