- A Istar Drª. Deolane.
- A Istar.
- A Istar.
September 9, 2024 at 12:39 AM
- A Istar Drª. Deolane.
- A Istar.
- A Istar.
Is there the *slightest* possible doubt. D's merely mortal. Gandalf is one of the F-ing *Istari.* (eyeroll) 🤣
May 8, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Is there the *slightest* possible doubt. D's merely mortal. Gandalf is one of the F-ing *Istari.* (eyeroll) 🤣
gandalf needs a baddie who can match his istari freak.
September 17, 2024 at 3:14 AM
gandalf needs a baddie who can match his istari freak.
The Istari Are All Right
A group of Gandalfs at Peter Thiel’s house protesting against mass surveillance😭
August 18, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The Istari Are All Right
istari 🧙♂️
January 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
istari 🧙♂️
The Flight 93… Council of the Istari
What’s really striking in Saruman’s speech to Gandalf is how broadly (and unusually for Tolkien) relevant it is. Take out the one specific reference to the Elves and Númenor and it is just an absolute classic rationale for collaborating with evil in the confidence you can ultimately direct it.
February 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The Flight 93… Council of the Istari
The Order of Wizards and The Five Istari
Saruman - Gandalf - Radagast - Alatar - Pallando 🧙♂️
Saruman - Gandalf - Radagast - Alatar - Pallando 🧙♂️
November 17, 2024 at 10:39 AM
The Order of Wizards and The Five Istari
Saruman - Gandalf - Radagast - Alatar - Pallando 🧙♂️
Saruman - Gandalf - Radagast - Alatar - Pallando 🧙♂️
Gandalf, the Grey, Saruman, the White and the not so usually known istari Peejay, the Rosé.
Christopher Lee made friends with the orcs because they had to be in the makeup chair for 11 hours so he would keep them company because he remembered what it was like to be the lowest paid guy in a film who had to sit in the makeup chair to be the monster for hours and hours
April 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Gandalf, the Grey, Saruman, the White and the not so usually known istari Peejay, the Rosé.
Be sure to hand wash your istari
So he's essentially just increasingly bleached, blue to grey to white
September 13, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Be sure to hand wash your istari
"Istari neoliberal" es de momento el mejor concepto que he escuchado en lo que llevamos de 2025 y te quiero por ello.
"Pero Dumbledore tiene la varita de sauco, es más poderoso"
Gandalf se hizo el yayo para entrar a Edoras con su vara y le pegó con ella un mochazo al rey Theoden para sacarle la posesión demoníaca de un istari neoliberal, cariños míos.
Gandalf se hizo el yayo para entrar a Edoras con su vara y le pegó con ella un mochazo al rey Theoden para sacarle la posesión demoníaca de un istari neoliberal, cariños míos.
March 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"Istari neoliberal" es de momento el mejor concepto que he escuchado en lo que llevamos de 2025 y te quiero por ello.
Tamariz, nuestro Istari.
August 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Tamariz, nuestro Istari.
"Pero Dumbledore tiene la varita de sauco, es más poderoso"
Gandalf se hizo el yayo para entrar a Edoras con su vara y le pegó con ella un mochazo al rey Theoden para sacarle la posesión demoníaca de un istari neoliberal, cariños míos.
Gandalf se hizo el yayo para entrar a Edoras con su vara y le pegó con ella un mochazo al rey Theoden para sacarle la posesión demoníaca de un istari neoliberal, cariños míos.
March 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"Pero Dumbledore tiene la varita de sauco, es más poderoso"
Gandalf se hizo el yayo para entrar a Edoras con su vara y le pegó con ella un mochazo al rey Theoden para sacarle la posesión demoníaca de un istari neoliberal, cariños míos.
Gandalf se hizo el yayo para entrar a Edoras con su vara y le pegó con ella un mochazo al rey Theoden para sacarle la posesión demoníaca de un istari neoliberal, cariños míos.
Gandalf: you got it from THAT Gollum? Ah fuck man! That was the Gollum I was looking for! Ah shit! Look if anyone asks we haven’t been sitting here doing drugs together for 7 decades. You have to cover for me, I get my health insurance from being a Istari
January 22, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Gandalf: you got it from THAT Gollum? Ah fuck man! That was the Gollum I was looking for! Ah shit! Look if anyone asks we haven’t been sitting here doing drugs together for 7 decades. You have to cover for me, I get my health insurance from being a Istari
Yo you don’t wanna know what happened to those blue wizards, we uh, we sent them to the east, the boys in the Istari and what not
January 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Yo you don’t wanna know what happened to those blue wizards, we uh, we sent them to the east, the boys in the Istari and what not
I'm....
I'm a wizard? I'm an Istari?!?1
whaaaaaaaat
I'm a wizard? I'm an Istari?!?1
whaaaaaaaat
March 30, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I'm....
I'm a wizard? I'm an Istari?!?1
whaaaaaaaat
I'm a wizard? I'm an Istari?!?1
whaaaaaaaat
@middleearth.quest has made me drunk with power. No troll should hold such magic.
September 29, 2026 at 3:50 PM
@middleearth.quest has made me drunk with power. No troll should hold such magic.
The Five Istari (© Realms Unravelled)
March 31, 2024 at 11:55 AM
The Five Istari (© Realms Unravelled)
The next few days' posts will be entirely devoted to the Istari.
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The next few days' posts will be entirely devoted to the Istari.
INCISO 2
Los Istari llegaron a la Tierra Media como 600 años antes de que se fundara La Comarca. Imaginaos a Gandalf 600 putos años sin poder ir a su lugar favorito del universo a romperle las pelotas y llevarle fuegos artificiales a gente bajita. Terrible.
Los Istari llegaron a la Tierra Media como 600 años antes de que se fundara La Comarca. Imaginaos a Gandalf 600 putos años sin poder ir a su lugar favorito del universo a romperle las pelotas y llevarle fuegos artificiales a gente bajita. Terrible.
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
INCISO 2
Los Istari llegaron a la Tierra Media como 600 años antes de que se fundara La Comarca. Imaginaos a Gandalf 600 putos años sin poder ir a su lugar favorito del universo a romperle las pelotas y llevarle fuegos artificiales a gente bajita. Terrible.
Los Istari llegaron a la Tierra Media como 600 años antes de que se fundara La Comarca. Imaginaos a Gandalf 600 putos años sin poder ir a su lugar favorito del universo a romperle las pelotas y llevarle fuegos artificiales a gente bajita. Terrible.
The Unfinished Tales piece on The Istari basically says Gandalf was the only success, Radagast didn't go evil but "fell" to his obsession with nature which was not the mission.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The Unfinished Tales piece on The Istari basically says Gandalf was the only success, Radagast didn't go evil but "fell" to his obsession with nature which was not the mission.
Still going on with this one! 🤞🎨
I think I’ll call it "Istari” and make more about this theme… 🧙
#oilpainting
I think I’ll call it "Istari” and make more about this theme… 🧙
#oilpainting
December 20, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Still going on with this one! 🤞🎨
I think I’ll call it "Istari” and make more about this theme… 🧙
#oilpainting
I think I’ll call it "Istari” and make more about this theme… 🧙
#oilpainting
Den Hobbi(t) jetzt nicht mitgenommen. Ma-ia kann nicht wissen wer istari.
April 20, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Den Hobbi(t) jetzt nicht mitgenommen. Ma-ia kann nicht wissen wer istari.
The Istari stand ready, staves in hand, will unbroken. Where the Wizards go armed, hope follows.
The Wizards' presence gives the Free Peoples heart.
🍀 +3 Fortune to the Free Peoples
The Wizards' presence gives the Free Peoples heart.
🍀 +3 Fortune to the Free Peoples
September 18, 2026 at 7:25 AM
The Istari stand ready, staves in hand, will unbroken. Where the Wizards go armed, hope follows.
The Wizards' presence gives the Free Peoples heart.
🍀 +3 Fortune to the Free Peoples
The Wizards' presence gives the Free Peoples heart.
🍀 +3 Fortune to the Free Peoples