#itsgotelectrolytes
Water?! Like in the toilet!??
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#idiocracy
#itsgotelectrolytes
June 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
How long do you think ‘til the Oval Office presser with @loganpaulofficial.bsky.social to announce the EO on watering our crops with @drinkprime.bsky.social ? #Brawndo #ItsGotElectrolytes #PresidentCamacho
April 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We've hit peak Buttfuckers!

The Idiocracy shift is nearly complete...

#ItsGotElectrolytes!
Small update on the MAHAfication of Big Food: McDonald’s is now letting you know that a few truly random menu items are a great source of protein 💪🏻
September 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I was gonna argue.

Then I changed my mind. This person doesn't know what Halal means... The guy in the meme calls it.

Tonight's #SelfOwn is in the mail.

#ItsAlwaysAnAmerican
#NoMatterHowStupid
#NoMatterHowAwkward
#NoMatterHowHardYouFacePalm

#BuyBrondo
#WhatPlantsCrave
#ItsGotElectrolytes
August 28, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Also props to Past Me for stuffing a bunch of Liquid IV packets into my CamelBak, that came in quite handy #rochesterpride #itsgotelectrolytes
July 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This will be the 48th or 49th president of the United States therefore bringing the prophecy of Idiocracy to fruition. #itsgotelectrolytes
The Rock says when he went to see ‘OPPENHEIMER’ in IMAX, he chose to sit in the same seat that Christopher Nolan uses to watch his films.

“I was thinking... Holy shit ‘Red One’ on this screen with this technology... It's gonna be game over”

The film has 36% on Rotten Tomatoes
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
How long do you think ‘til the Oval Office presser with @loganpaulofficial.bsky.social to announce the EO on watering our crops with @drinkprime.bsky.social ? #Brawndo #ItsGotElectrolytes #PresidentCamacho
April 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Switching the water out for Gatorade in the reflecting pool was a great move for MAHA (*Hydrated) cos #ItsGotElectrolytes
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June 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Orange was Gatorade’s second flavor, the first being a lemon-lime that some say tasted like a mixture of salty water and urine.

#drinks #hydration #itsgotelectrolytes #whatplantscrave #gatorade
May 29, 2026 at 10:30 PM
This and pickle juice is perfect after getting home from a game

#ItsGotElectrolytes
a man in a wig is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` i got a solution `` .
ALT: a man in a wig is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` i got a solution `` .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
How TF are we supposed to do that when even his minions are already reaching into our daily lives?? Today I read that the salad chain SweetGreens is agreeing to abandon use of seed oils. Why, you ask? RFK's brain worm thinos seed oils are evil, of course. #idiocracy #brondo #itsgotelectrolytes
January 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
www.samsung-news.com/articles/GT4...
That's what we're going with? Fer real? Lighting strike, on a sunny day, at a park straddling a hydroelectric dam? We are good with that being the story, South Carolina?
#lightning #itsgotelectrolytes
Samsung News
20 injured in lightning strike at South Carolina beach
www.samsung-news.com
June 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It'll be okay because #itsgotelectrolytes
July 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Before there were sports drinks, there was salt sprinkled on watermelon. #ahamoment #brawndo #faithofourfathers #itsgotelectrolytes
September 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM