#iwanteverything
March 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Is this a shop in cockermouth??

Mr PaintSewGluechew is going to be hiding my car keys so I don’t drive there immediately!!

#IWantEverything!

I’m a bit of a junk / curio / antique shop fiend!!
December 9, 2024 at 1:38 PM
January 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
January 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@iwanteverything The truck driver? America's cardiovascular system. Or a mouth-breathing redneck jack-off. But I'm betting on the first one.
December 1, 2024 at 12:47 PM
@iwanteverything Hm. Why not use a vehicle that can fly a bit higher? Perhaps the Empire is locked in a no-bid contract with SpeederCo Inc.
December 1, 2024 at 10:27 AM
@iwanteverything That completely explains Global Warming. And why Canada's been smelling vaguely pepperoni-ish lately.
December 1, 2024 at 10:22 AM
@iwanteverything The Phantom what? See I had a procedure to wipe away some traumatic memories! Yippee! ... OH GOD IT'S ALL COMING BACK!!!
December 1, 2024 at 10:22 AM
@iwanteverything I think you mean trying to keep it together. Lordy, that center does not hold! Sweet buttery Jesus! TEDDY BEARS!
December 1, 2024 at 8:46 AM
@iwanteverything I don't know who that fella is, but I want him teaching screenwriting classes. ASAP.
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 AM