#jailformother
I’ll be posting from jail for the next thousand years bc Duarte had to fast for TWELVE HOURS before his vet appointment, prayers up for my hungry little warrior 🙏🏻 #PrisonAbolition except in cases of #JailForMother
January 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The whiniest Small Gray Cat would like you to know I was GONE for DAYS and now I am not sitting on the couch and serving as a warming device for small cats and clearly I am failing.

#JailForMother
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Don't know about funniest, but this one lives rent free in my head. My wife and I still laugh about this & quote it all the time.
April 2, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Just accidentally elbowed my daughter in the face #JailForMother
May 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Better to ignore than to bite Möthër.

#jailformother #hockeycat
Hockey Cat pointedly ignoring Möthër's cheering for Poulin.
May 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Muzzer!! How dare you eats dinner when there are scritches to be given and string to be played?! 😤

#cats #orangecats #jailformother #jailfor1000years
November 14, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Just dropped my sunglasses case on Whiskey's little head 😬 #JailForMother
March 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
TFW mum tries to hold hands with you knowing damn well you haven’t forgiven her for taking you to the vet to get your allergy shots & letting the nurse put a thermometer up your 🍑 #jailformother #jailfor1000years
July 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM