#jampires
But… I would buy it… it would live next to Jampires…
Our children’s book, Even Vampires Wear Pajamas, is out… never.
April 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A line of gourmet fruit preserves for Goths called "Jampires."
March 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Beyond parody. I promise I won't put anymore of this fuck in your TLs, but like, even in my most spun-out times, I did not see this shit coming. Jampires at 6am in the middle of TN in 2002 asking me if I was a Getuplican or a Getdownocrat? Sure. A president who learned stairs? Gtfoh...
"I can go ramp, I can go stairs" -- Trump's audience in Texas gives him an extremely tepid round of applause as he brags about being able to go up stairs without falling
October 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
And as for @sarahmcintyre.bsky.social, she got me with Jampires, I fell in love with Kevin, and the latest Adventuremice, oh god, so perfect!

I save up to buy her original art! 💖
April 3, 2026 at 7:42 AM
June 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“ It's rude to stare, dear reader... ”
#jampires #CrkAu #NOTMYAU
September 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
the fact that it even says JAMPIRES, clearly this book was written about them
June 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Cannabineros 🇩🇪
Heavy psychedelic stoner jampires (from the gungeons of Berlin)
#DFB25Countdown
youtu.be/ZYazSwTB5oM?...
Cannabineros - Intradio
YouTube video by Cannabineros
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May 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I think I was randomly googling “jampires” as a joke and I found it, and having poor impulse control bought it.
June 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM