THE JAMVENT CALENDAR HAS ARRIVED.
:places it in The Closet of Forgetting until I am ready to bust it open:
:places it in The Closet of Forgetting until I am ready to bust it open:
September 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
THE JAMVENT CALENDAR HAS ARRIVED.
:places it in The Closet of Forgetting until I am ready to bust it open:
:places it in The Closet of Forgetting until I am ready to bust it open:
Attention #jamvent afficionados. Repent for the time of the little treats is nigh
This year I will be covering 4 calendars! Two tea ones (both gifted to me) the beautiful Dandelion Chocolate calendar, and for the 4th year in a row, the moderate highs and devastating lows of the Bonne Maman advent calendar. After all what is December but a series of excuses to have A Little Treat
November 8, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Attention #jamvent afficionados. Repent for the time of the little treats is nigh
JAMVENT
JAMVENT
JAMVENT
This is everyone's reminder to get your calendar now so you can have the true smell-o-vision experience when I tell you peach-lime-mango spread is reminiscent of [redacted]
JAMVENT
JAMVENT
This is everyone's reminder to get your calendar now so you can have the true smell-o-vision experience when I tell you peach-lime-mango spread is reminiscent of [redacted]
*tries to resist buying the tiny jam jar advent calendar for self*
November 11, 2023 at 2:49 PM
JAMVENT
JAMVENT
JAMVENT
This is everyone's reminder to get your calendar now so you can have the true smell-o-vision experience when I tell you peach-lime-mango spread is reminiscent of [redacted]
JAMVENT
JAMVENT
This is everyone's reminder to get your calendar now so you can have the true smell-o-vision experience when I tell you peach-lime-mango spread is reminiscent of [redacted]
WAKE UP ELVES, IT’S JAMVENT
December 1, 2023 at 1:46 PM
WAKE UP ELVES, IT’S JAMVENT
Incredible news! Bonne Maman’s jamvent little jars come in INDIVIDUAL LITTLE BOXES this year!
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Incredible news! Bonne Maman’s jamvent little jars come in INDIVIDUAL LITTLE BOXES this year!
MY BODY IS READY FOR JAMVENT ‘23
MAY I PRESENT THE 2023 #jamvent 🍯📆 advent calendar contenders, battling for my love:
Bonne Maman (23 tiny jars of hope and despair; 1 of honey)
Churchill Teas (they're from Cincinnati, but if I can look past that so can you)
Dandelion Chocolates (elite prep school vs scrappy public school energy)
Bonne Maman (23 tiny jars of hope and despair; 1 of honey)
Churchill Teas (they're from Cincinnati, but if I can look past that so can you)
Dandelion Chocolates (elite prep school vs scrappy public school energy)
November 29, 2023 at 11:44 PM
MY BODY IS READY FOR JAMVENT ‘23
Just pre-ordered this year’s Bonne Maman advent calendar. Because 24 one ounce jars of FANCY ASS JAMVENT is a glorious thing. (Once you buy direct through their website, they notify you early of availability).
August 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Just pre-ordered this year’s Bonne Maman advent calendar. Because 24 one ounce jars of FANCY ASS JAMVENT is a glorious thing. (Once you buy direct through their website, they notify you early of availability).
Rhubarb-strawberry spread. Vehicle: wheat bagel with salted butter. A little bit of tang from the rhubarb and not much strawberry behind it beyond a bit of sweetness. This is a B. I like it fine, but my socks have stayed firmly on rather than being knocked off.
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Pineapple, rum, and vanilla gives me old and golden vibes that I'm pairing with Bea Wolf: @zachweinersmith.bsky.social retelling Beowulf as a kids fable in full Anglo Saxon meter. It's glorious
Day 11 of #ThisIsMyJam: books from my shelves paired with jams from the Bonne Maman #jamvent calendar
Day 11 of #ThisIsMyJam: books from my shelves paired with jams from the Bonne Maman #jamvent calendar
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pineapple, rum, and vanilla gives me old and golden vibes that I'm pairing with Bea Wolf: @zachweinersmith.bsky.social retelling Beowulf as a kids fable in full Anglo Saxon meter. It's glorious
Day 11 of #ThisIsMyJam: books from my shelves paired with jams from the Bonne Maman #jamvent calendar
Day 11 of #ThisIsMyJam: books from my shelves paired with jams from the Bonne Maman #jamvent calendar
The remaining #jamvent experiences, the chocolate and the taskmaster calendars, will be revisited later today in Jamvent: After Dark! For now I have to go profess
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The remaining #jamvent experiences, the chocolate and the taskmaster calendars, will be revisited later today in Jamvent: After Dark! For now I have to go profess
Ugh, i have a sweet tooth. I guess I'll make a peanut butter and *Checks jamvent* rhubarb spice sandwich.
December 10, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Ugh, i have a sweet tooth. I guess I'll make a peanut butter and *Checks jamvent* rhubarb spice sandwich.
THE TIME OF THE JAMVENT IS NIGH
JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM
November 28, 2023 at 2:28 PM
THE TIME OF THE JAMVENT IS NIGH
Every year I watch @jamsvirtual.bsky.social open the bonne maman jamvent calendar and wish I had one of my own, this year I finally got the Jamvent calendar
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Every year I watch @jamsvirtual.bsky.social open the bonne maman jamvent calendar and wish I had one of my own, this year I finally got the Jamvent calendar
I'm a few days late with Jamvent because the week has been crazy. But it's Jamvent time!
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm a few days late with Jamvent because the week has been crazy. But it's Jamvent time!
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Note to self: switching to salted butter as a base for many of the JamVent tastings was an excellent call.
December 9, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Note to self: switching to salted butter as a base for many of the JamVent tastings was an excellent call.
IT IS TIME
#jamvent is upon us
I have both the Bonne Maman calendar and @fossillocator.bsky.social's geology calendar, because what better way to start the day than some jam and something shiny?
#jamvent is upon us
I have both the Bonne Maman calendar and @fossillocator.bsky.social's geology calendar, because what better way to start the day than some jam and something shiny?
December 1, 2024 at 3:30 PM
IT IS TIME
#jamvent is upon us
I have both the Bonne Maman calendar and @fossillocator.bsky.social's geology calendar, because what better way to start the day than some jam and something shiny?
#jamvent is upon us
I have both the Bonne Maman calendar and @fossillocator.bsky.social's geology calendar, because what better way to start the day than some jam and something shiny?
Today is day 14 of Jamvent and in my hungover state I neglected to take a pic.
It was Plum and Pear and Star Anise jam
I had it on toast, was nice
#Jamvent
It was Plum and Pear and Star Anise jam
I had it on toast, was nice
#Jamvent
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Today is day 14 of Jamvent and in my hungover state I neglected to take a pic.
It was Plum and Pear and Star Anise jam
I had it on toast, was nice
#Jamvent
It was Plum and Pear and Star Anise jam
I had it on toast, was nice
#Jamvent
Look babes, I know there's not been a lot to look forward to lately, but we gotta keep our spirits up. It's an imperative. And I know one small thing I can do to help
So just to let you know we are about to be so back
#jamvent
So just to let you know we are about to be so back
#jamvent
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Look babes, I know there's not been a lot to look forward to lately, but we gotta keep our spirits up. It's an imperative. And I know one small thing I can do to help
So just to let you know we are about to be so back
#jamvent
So just to let you know we are about to be so back
#jamvent
Husband picked out the jamvent calendar. Husband is now complaining we will have 24 open jams.
December 1, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Husband picked out the jamvent calendar. Husband is now complaining we will have 24 open jams.
I dropped my bottle of yama-guri fountain pen ink into the sink today and the glass bottle didn't break... the plastic cap did. I do not have any spare bottles right now. Tempted to decant it into Bonne Maman jamvent jars.
August 13, 2024 at 8:09 AM
I dropped my bottle of yama-guri fountain pen ink into the sink today and the glass bottle didn't break... the plastic cap did. I do not have any spare bottles right now. Tempted to decant it into Bonne Maman jamvent jars.
Cinnamon clementine pear, a bright yellow jam which I found particularly delicious, paired with a bright yellow Because Internet that I wrote myself!
Day 17 of #BooksAreMyJam, in which I pair linguistics-y books from my shelves with each day's jam from the Bonne Maman jamvent calendar
Day 17 of #BooksAreMyJam, in which I pair linguistics-y books from my shelves with each day's jam from the Bonne Maman jamvent calendar
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Cinnamon clementine pear, a bright yellow jam which I found particularly delicious, paired with a bright yellow Because Internet that I wrote myself!
Day 17 of #BooksAreMyJam, in which I pair linguistics-y books from my shelves with each day's jam from the Bonne Maman jamvent calendar
Day 17 of #BooksAreMyJam, in which I pair linguistics-y books from my shelves with each day's jam from the Bonne Maman jamvent calendar