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hownottodraw.bsky.social
I don't call it "my coffee machine", I call it my java runtime environment
June 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
ivis.gay
java runtime environment?!
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
skye.codes
A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
heatherfeather.bsky.social
the java runtime environment updater looks like malware
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
c-brighde.bsky.social
Java Runtime Environment?
April 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
computer.fish
Loading of Java Applet has Failed! The System Requires Java Runtime Environment (JRE) version 1.6 or above. Please Ensure that JRE1.5 or higher is Loaded and try again. You may download Java Runtime from the link below
December 8, 2024 at 10:05 PM
mothcompute.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy
they didnt have java 1.8 runtime environment
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
beholdnec.bsky.social
What are you talking about? We loved downloading a 60-megabyte Java Runtime Environment over a 28k connection to view a janky Applet
September 3, 2024 at 8:16 PM
jerdftw.bsky.social
Powerful Java Runtime Environment
July 23, 2026 at 10:28 AM
thatjeffsmith.com
updated my post on how to manage Java runtime environment for ORDS

www.thatjeffsmith.com/archive/2022...

💡use the --java-options flag
November 25, 2024 at 9:24 PM
kot.pink
java runtime environment...
October 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
mimorinka.bsky.social
JRE(Java Runtime Environment)銀行
April 10, 2024 at 6:29 AM
ponder.ooo
back in the good old days the jre was the java runtime environment and the only reason you'd have to know anything about it was minecraft
May 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
padded.crumbcake.cc
Exposing your sub to the Java Runtime Environment is cruel and unusual
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
polyalphanet.bsky.social
What if
you wanted to do a birthday stream
but God said
#
# A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#
# EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x0000000000000000, pid=2900, tid=13308
#
# JRE version: OpenJDK Runtime Environment (17.0+35) (build 17+35-2724)
# Java VM:
August 24, 2023 at 12:24 PM
coreparadox.com
Wow I just was trying to download the Java Runtime Environment and got jumpscared by fucking Joe Rogan because I searched up "JRE"

As if Java wasn't horrifying enough
June 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
woolfianjosh.bsky.social
he actually gets $1,000,000 richer every time updating java runtime environment fails
September 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
corrine.bsky.social
Oracle released the scheduled update for its Java SE Runtime Environment software. This is a bugfix update.
tinyurl.com/447n4n3v
Oracle Java Runtime (JRE) Update Released
Oracle released the scheduled update for its Java SE Runtime Environment software.   This is a bugfix update.   Download Information:    J...
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October 16, 2024 at 3:56 PM
baphometadata.bsky.social
Its my worst nightmare -- a java runtime environment meshnet and an open radio band.
July 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
dylanwolf.com
What is Java Runtime Environment?
July 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
magicmarcy.bsky.social
Wenn man mit Java anfängt, stolpert man schnell über verschiedene Be...

https://magicmarcy.de/java-java-se-jdk-jre-java-ee-was-soll-das

#java #java-se #jdk #jre #jakarta #standard-edition #java-virtual-machine #java-development-kit #java-runtime-environment #enterprise-edition #javaee #jakartaee
June 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
portableapps.com.web.brid.gy
Liberica JRE 21.0.12.1-1 LTS (portable Java runtime environment) Released
A new version of Liberica JRE Portable 21 LTS has been released by PortableApps.com. Liberica JRE Portable allows you to carry a full-featured Java® runtime environment (JRE) on your PortableApps.com-enabled device all without any Java runtime on the local PC. It's packaged in PortableApps.com Format for easy use from any portable device and integration with the PortableApps.com Platform. It's open source for personal and business use. _Update automatically or install from the portable app store in the PortableApps.com Platform._ _Oracle and Java are registered trademarks of Oracle and/or its affiliates. Other names may be trademarks of their respective owners._
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September 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
spinozazsagabor.bsky.social
I liked the joe rogan experience much better back when it was called the java runtime environment.
May 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
shawnmc.cool
I was recently on a podcast discussing Erlang / Elixir and the significant advantages that its runtime environment can bring over the industry status quo.

I worked to specifically providing insight for my PHP / Java / C# experienced friends.

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eddmann.com Edd Mann @eddmann.com · Oct 24
Ep. 12: Building on the BEAM, Part 1 w/ @shawnmc.cool

Why do #Erlang & #Elixir excel at distributed systems? We explore:
• Process isolation & concurrency
• Actor model & message passing
• "Let it crash" philosophy
• Hot code upgrades

🎧 compiledconversations.com/12/
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM