#jaywalker
:: calls police on jaywalker ::
October 29, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I’m a jaywalker. Repeat offender. 🚶‍♂️
October 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Confession: I’m a jaywalker.

I’ve done it in front of Chicago cops. One day, I’ll catch one who’s looking to beat someone with his flashlight or whatever. lol
October 29, 2026 at 8:12 PM
🎵 Now Playing on Now Wave Live:
MØAA - Jaywalker
From the album: Jaywalker - Single
🔊 Stream in: https://nowwave.live/

#NowWaveLive #NowWaveMix #Maa
October 27, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I’ve seen TTC LRT operators on Line 5 come to a complete stop because of a jaywalker off of the alignment already (that’s a bit extreme but if they’re on the alignment, LRT should and does stop). One can argue driving should be taken more seriously but I’m not sure we can take rail less seriously.
October 28, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Regarding jaywalking in Japan: one time I was waiting at a very small street crossing with a few other people. The jaywalker in me decided “screw it, I’m going”, and IIRC the others followed after I did it!
October 29, 2026 at 12:46 PM
today has been a tiring day for me lately.

SO... have a Jay-mothy

#ninjago #jaywalker #ninjagojay #jimothytheraccoon #jimothy #realpeopleart
October 25, 2026 at 3:38 AM
That’s as stupid as saying a jaywalker is the same as a mass murderer. Oh and his envoys like Witkoff and Kushner are selling us out to our adversaries.
October 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Pretty Pretty Good Thunderbirds
Exceptionally Strong Sparrow
Sid Jaywalker
Slightly downgrade a music artist
October 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Does the old goober know about smart phones? In DC there're enough police to choke every jaywalker and panhandler. They would have been there in seconds. Liar liar pants on fire at every utterance. 🤡
October 27, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I'm a stochastic jaywalker.
October 20, 2026 at 11:13 PM
sorry i worry this is coming off as snark or telling you to play in traffic as an insult. i am a proud jaywalker and walking in the road inconveniencing cars is genuinely one of my favorite activities. they’re in a rolling lounge they can wait
October 18, 2026 at 11:47 AM
♪ #nowplaying Warr - DUKE ELLINGTON (The jaywalker / 1966-1967 - 2004) https://www.radiofrance.fr/fip
October 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Ok yeah you’re right, what I’m suggesting would be like a driver not getting charged for hitting a jaywalker
October 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
In 2019 i accidentally almost killed a jaywalker at night. I took him home with me. I couldn’t afford the legal trouble at the time, and it was the only way to shut him up. Eventually, as I nursed his health, he stopped bickering and began to fall in love with me. I married him this month.
you already fucking know the answer
October 15, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Jaywalker silhouette perfectly framed is incredible
October 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
A New Mexico State Police officer shot and killed a suspected jaywalker who allegedly fired at him during a foot chase over the weekend.

bit.ly/476euX5
October 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
A New Mexico State Police officer shot and killed a suspected jaywalker who allegedly fired at him during a foot chase over the weekend.
Suspected jaywalker dies after exchanging fire with officer, NM State Police say
A New Mexico State Police officer shot and killed a suspected jaywalker who allegedly fired at him during a foot chase over the weekend.
bit.ly
October 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
A New Mexico State Police officer shot and killed a suspected jaywalker who allegedly fired at him during a foot chase over the weekend.
Suspected jaywalker dies after exchanging fire with officer, NM State Police say
A New Mexico State Police officer shot and killed a suspected jaywalker who allegedly fired at him during a foot chase over the weekend.
bit.ly
October 6, 2026 at 11:30 AM