Gathering up my extremely helpful notes for JDATE 5
September 18, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Gathering up my extremely helpful notes for JDATE 5
Did I hook up with the wrong Chris Kluwe on jdate?
July 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Did I hook up with the wrong Chris Kluwe on jdate?
November 8, 2024 at 4:10 PM
It's like this, fuckers: I'm offering signed copies of the first AND upcoming JDATE books, order now and they'll ship in November. We already have about 2,000 orders, you can only get them here:
JDATE paperback: bit.ly/signedjdate
Crabs hardcover: bit.ly/signmycrab
JDATE paperback: bit.ly/signedjdate
Crabs hardcover: bit.ly/signmycrab
April 24, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It's like this, fuckers: I'm offering signed copies of the first AND upcoming JDATE books, order now and they'll ship in November. We already have about 2,000 orders, you can only get them here:
JDATE paperback: bit.ly/signedjdate
Crabs hardcover: bit.ly/signmycrab
JDATE paperback: bit.ly/signedjdate
Crabs hardcover: bit.ly/signmycrab
Marisa, just use JDate like a normal person.
February 23, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Marisa, just use JDate like a normal person.
...and Tinder, Hinge, JDate, whatever. I can see him checking out Grindr once or twice.
September 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
...and Tinder, Hinge, JDate, whatever. I can see him checking out Grindr once or twice.
This just means you’re gonna have to go off when the Hallmark JDate movie comes out
September 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This just means you’re gonna have to go off when the Hallmark JDate movie comes out
How I Found Cancel Culture in the Most Unlikely Place -- JDate
by Conor Friedersdorf
by Conor Friedersdorf
i’m not going to pretend like i haven’t occasionally had a rough go of it on this or other online platforms but one thing you’ll never see me do is write an essay about people being mean to me on the internet. why? because i’m an adult who understands that there are real problems in the world.
December 12, 2024 at 8:05 PM
How I Found Cancel Culture in the Most Unlikely Place -- JDate
by Conor Friedersdorf
by Conor Friedersdorf
I matched with my sister on JDate once. That was the end of JDate.
October 24, 2023 at 1:31 PM
I matched with my sister on JDate once. That was the end of JDate.
you know what i never see? gotcha screenshots from jdate. good work fellows
April 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
you know what i never see? gotcha screenshots from jdate. good work fellows
for when you never want a jdate
April 30, 2026 at 5:22 AM
for when you never want a jdate
Someone joked in another thread on this that having a profile on Jdate gets you added to the AIPAC Tracker list
March 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Someone joked in another thread on this that having a profile on Jdate gets you added to the AIPAC Tracker list
i shudder to imagine what kind of bombed-out war zone jdate is right now
August 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
i shudder to imagine what kind of bombed-out war zone jdate is right now
So far this is the most preordered book in the JDATE series, which may not sound like much of an accomplishment but please remember the context which is that nobody reads books anymore. If you want a SIGNED hardcover, you can only get one by preordering at bit.ly/signmycrab
June 22, 2026 at 3:05 PM
So far this is the most preordered book in the JDATE series, which may not sound like much of an accomplishment but please remember the context which is that nobody reads books anymore. If you want a SIGNED hardcover, you can only get one by preordering at bit.ly/signmycrab
Jdate women are Shlomosexual
September 11, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Jdate women are Shlomosexual
it's pronounced like jdate
October 17, 2024 at 4:50 PM
it's pronounced like jdate
Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on JDate, the app for hungry lawyers.
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. find me on silk road irc
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on the War Thunder forums
January 26, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on JDate, the app for hungry lawyers.
Discworld (again), and JDATE (the book series, not the dating app)
May 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Discworld (again), and JDATE (the book series, not the dating app)
My last JDate
April 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
My last JDate
[stares in early 2000s JDate]
September 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
[stares in early 2000s JDate]
JD Vance has repeated his wickedly trollish joining of BlueSky by establishing a JDate account. Will his taunts to Jewish singles be enough to sate the Groyper wing of his party?
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
JD Vance has repeated his wickedly trollish joining of BlueSky by establishing a JDate account. Will his taunts to Jewish singles be enough to sate the Groyper wing of his party?
I have a sudden need to know if JDate has a toggle for Zionism but I'm also afraid of the answer.
March 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I have a sudden need to know if JDate has a toggle for Zionism but I'm also afraid of the answer.
July 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I was on a dating app (jdate) after getting divorced in my early 30s with 3 kids. Why in the world is that his business?
January 16, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I was on a dating app (jdate) after getting divorced in my early 30s with 3 kids. Why in the world is that his business?
I've read plenty of literature and I love JDatE, what's your point?
December 10, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I've read plenty of literature and I love JDatE, what's your point?