Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
Jesus Christ dude
September 29, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Jesus Christ dude
Jesus never said anything about “wiping countries off the map.” Jesus wasn’t a soldier. Jesus was killed by soldiers.
July 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Jesus never said anything about “wiping countries off the map.” Jesus wasn’t a soldier. Jesus was killed by soldiers.
jesus christ
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
jesus christ
Jesus fucking Christ
September 28, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
Jesus christ, was I giving him ideas?
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Jesus christ, was I giving him ideas?
jesus christ
Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin?
TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
September 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
jesus christ
Hi, I’m God.
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
June 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hi, I’m God.
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
September 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
ME: "Jesus, why does your close friend Speaker Mike Johnson relentlessly bear false witness?"
JESUS: "WHO???"
JESUS: "WHO???"
October 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
ME: "Jesus, why does your close friend Speaker Mike Johnson relentlessly bear false witness?"
JESUS: "WHO???"
JESUS: "WHO???"
jesus christ
You know that boat the administration blew up? A former law enforcement official told the NYT the boat seemed to be carrying not drugs but *’migrants *
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...
September 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
jesus christ
Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.
March 21, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.
What Would Jesus [Not] Do?
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What Would Jesus [Not] Do?
Republican Jesus.
From the Book of MAGA.
From the Book of MAGA.
November 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Republican Jesus.
From the Book of MAGA.
From the Book of MAGA.
WIP Arcane + Jesus I guess
November 17, 2024 at 5:44 PM
WIP Arcane + Jesus I guess
Jesus. F*cking. Christ.
March 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Jesus. F*cking. Christ.
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
very late to this but WOW, Sinners
March 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
lmao jesus christ
North Carolina - Senate Polling:
🔵 Cooper: 48%
🔴 Whatley: 24%
TIPP / Jan 16, 2026
🔵 Cooper: 48%
🔴 Whatley: 24%
TIPP / Jan 16, 2026
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
lmao jesus christ
Healthcare should be free for all!
As Jesus intended.
As Jesus intended.
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Healthcare should be free for all!
As Jesus intended.
As Jesus intended.
jesus fucking christ almighty
July 23, 2026 at 11:46 AM
jesus fucking christ almighty