Jebus H. Crimps.
Every. Single. County.
Overall, a 20.78 point shift from 2024.
State-wide race margins of 500K to 1.1M votes.
A Blue Texas in my lifetime.
Overall, a 20.78 point shift from 2024.
State-wide race margins of 500K to 1.1M votes.
A Blue Texas in my lifetime.
November 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Jebus H. Crimps.
Holy jebus they do not mince words
November 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Holy jebus they do not mince words
Sweet baby Jebus Texas really WAS a bloodbath for Republicans. Talarico by nearly 20.
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT 👏👏👏👏 DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
November 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Sweet baby Jebus Texas really WAS a bloodbath for Republicans. Talarico by nearly 20.
Jebus.
There it is.
Absolutely ridiculous.
There it is.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Of course there is. Only $449.95 at Walmart! The fuck?
November 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Jebus.
There it is.
Absolutely ridiculous.
There it is.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Can we NOT start calling races until ALL the votes are in. Jebus...when will you people learn.
November 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Can we NOT start calling races until ALL the votes are in. Jebus...when will you people learn.
Oh, Sweet Jebus! Please get him!
November 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Oh, Sweet Jebus! Please get him!
Jebus he might do it.
November 4, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Jebus he might do it.
I agree with Instagram. It's what baby Jebus would have wanted.
November 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I agree with Instagram. It's what baby Jebus would have wanted.
Homer Simpson: Save Me Jebus!
Alt: Homer Simpson: Save Me Jebus!
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November 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
ty bebe jebus
November 4, 2026 at 6:01 AM
ty bebe jebus
Please sweet baby Jebus make it so
November 4, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Please sweet baby Jebus make it so
Sometimes you just need to pray for more treats.
Oh look it’s Halloween!
More treats! Praise jebus!
Oh look it’s Halloween!
More treats! Praise jebus!
October 31, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Sometimes you just need to pray for more treats.
Oh look it’s Halloween!
More treats! Praise jebus!
Oh look it’s Halloween!
More treats! Praise jebus!
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Holy Jebus MISSISSIPPI, Dems have taken the lead, with about 30,000 unreported.
Holy Jebus MISSISSIPPI, Dems have taken the lead, with about 30,000 unreported.
November 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Holy Jebus MISSISSIPPI, Dems have taken the lead, with about 30,000 unreported.
Holy Jebus MISSISSIPPI, Dems have taken the lead, with about 30,000 unreported.
Wordle 1,963 6/6
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The Simpsons: Homer's Praise Jebus Moment
Alt: The Simpsons: Homer's Praise Jebus Moment
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November 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Wordle 1,963 6/6
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Sweet jebus Michael 😍 Have a good night!
November 4, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Sweet jebus Michael 😍 Have a good night!
🎶 I've been sent to spread the message; God blessed Texas... 🎶
(I'm only quoting a song. I didn't find Jebus, y'all. With ICE around, I am definitely NOT looking for a brown foreigner, mkay?)
(I'm only quoting a song. I didn't find Jebus, y'all. With ICE around, I am definitely NOT looking for a brown foreigner, mkay?)
BREAKING: Democrat James Talarico has won the US Senate race in Texas, breaking a 38-year drought for his party in the Republican stronghold and delivering a stunning blow to Donald Trump www.theguardian.com/us-news...
November 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
🎶 I've been sent to spread the message; God blessed Texas... 🎶
(I'm only quoting a song. I didn't find Jebus, y'all. With ICE around, I am definitely NOT looking for a brown foreigner, mkay?)
(I'm only quoting a song. I didn't find Jebus, y'all. With ICE around, I am definitely NOT looking for a brown foreigner, mkay?)
And with a slightly less angry face? Jebus.
November 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
And with a slightly less angry face? Jebus.
Jebus, I'm in Scotland and even I know that is not what last night's results was saying.
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf."
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
November 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Jebus, I'm in Scotland and even I know that is not what last night's results was saying.
Jebus Crustabls you are cracked at this
She looks amazing.
She looks amazing.
November 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Jebus Crustabls you are cracked at this
She looks amazing.
She looks amazing.
"when they go low, we go..."
"PUT A FUCKING LID ON IT WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE! YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET ANOTHER.
JEBUS CRISIS!!"
"PUT A FUCKING LID ON IT WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE! YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET ANOTHER.
JEBUS CRISIS!!"
November 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
"when they go low, we go..."
"PUT A FUCKING LID ON IT WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE! YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET ANOTHER.
JEBUS CRISIS!!"
"PUT A FUCKING LID ON IT WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE! YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET ANOTHER.
JEBUS CRISIS!!"
Bist du Jebus? Oder warum will ich dir folgen? 😇
October 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Bist du Jebus? Oder warum will ich dir folgen? 😇