Sabrina Carpenter is the real deal. She's brilliant, clever and one of the best lyricists since Lily Allen.
Alive in the 60s, she'd be writing in the Brill Building.
Punk-period, she'd be giving Costello a nihilistic run for the fuck of it.
Future legend if there is a future.
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