Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
September 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
Today is the best day ever for Xi Jinping.
Yesterday was the best day ever for Xi Jinping.
Tomorrow will be the day ever for Xi Jinping.
Yesterday was the best day ever for Xi Jinping.
Tomorrow will be the day ever for Xi Jinping.
February 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Today is the best day ever for Xi Jinping.
Yesterday was the best day ever for Xi Jinping.
Tomorrow will be the day ever for Xi Jinping.
Yesterday was the best day ever for Xi Jinping.
Tomorrow will be the day ever for Xi Jinping.
Imagine if Joe Biden had invited Xi Jinping to his inauguration.
Just imagine the reaction from the right.
Just imagine the reaction from the right.
Trump invites China's Xi Jinping to inauguration
President-elect Donald Trump has invited Chinese President Xi Jinping to his inauguration next month, according to multiple sources.
www.cbsnews.com
December 17, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Imagine if Joe Biden had invited Xi Jinping to his inauguration.
Just imagine the reaction from the right.
Just imagine the reaction from the right.
Xi Jinping grabbed Trump by the pussy.
September 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Xi Jinping grabbed Trump by the pussy.
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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September 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
Dilma Rousseff recebe medalha de amizade diretamente das mãos do presidente chinês Xi Jinping.
September 29, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Dilma Rousseff recebe medalha de amizade diretamente das mãos do presidente chinês Xi Jinping.
Recebendo o presidente da China, Xi Jinping, no Palácio da Alvorada. 🇧🇷🇨🇳
📸 Ricardo Stuckert
📸 Ricardo Stuckert
November 20, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Recebendo o presidente da China, Xi Jinping, no Palácio da Alvorada. 🇧🇷🇨🇳
📸 Ricardo Stuckert
📸 Ricardo Stuckert
This unamerican pos invited Xi Jinping, and Viktor Orban to his inauguration. 🤦🏻♀️🤬
December 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
This unamerican pos invited Xi Jinping, and Viktor Orban to his inauguration. 🤦🏻♀️🤬
Donald Trump babbling about Chinese restaurants to President Xi Jinping?
Embarrassing.
Embarrassing.
May 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Donald Trump babbling about Chinese restaurants to President Xi Jinping?
Embarrassing.
Embarrassing.
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
theonion.com
September 25, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
If Xi Jinping invaded Taiwan right now, and toppled the president there, on what grounds would the United States object? Or have any credibility to say anything?
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
If Xi Jinping invaded Taiwan right now, and toppled the president there, on what grounds would the United States object? Or have any credibility to say anything?
SUMMERS: “.. the person who has a really artful deal here is Xi Jinping ..”
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@larrysummers.bsky.social
April 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
SUMMERS: “.. the person who has a really artful deal here is Xi Jinping ..”
@larrysummers.bsky.social
@larrysummers.bsky.social
Three people are jealous of this:
Vladimir Putin.
Xi Jinping.
Kim Jung-Un.
Vladimir Putin.
Xi Jinping.
Kim Jung-Un.
June 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Three people are jealous of this:
Vladimir Putin.
Xi Jinping.
Kim Jung-Un.
Vladimir Putin.
Xi Jinping.
Kim Jung-Un.
The cackling you hear is coming from Xi Jinping.
JPMORGAN: “.. Operation Epic Fury has now set a record for US Tomahawk
missile deployment, surpassing the Iraq War in 2003 and exhausting four years of supply based on current production rates.” [Cembalest]
#$RTX
missile deployment, surpassing the Iraq War in 2003 and exhausting four years of supply based on current production rates.” [Cembalest]
#$RTX
April 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The cackling you hear is coming from Xi Jinping.
today i learned xi jinping is 6'-3"
“I’m told your health secretary cut off a dead raccoon’s penis. May I ask…why?”
May 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
today i learned xi jinping is 6'-3"
Trump invites China's Xi Jinping to inauguration.
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Trump invites China's Xi Jinping to inauguration
President-elect Donald Trump has invited Chinese President Xi Jinping to his inauguration next month, according to multiple sources.
www.cbsnews.com
December 12, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Trump invites China's Xi Jinping to inauguration.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-i...
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Xi Jinping hearing the news that Trump is considering 20% universal tariffs:
March 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Xi Jinping hearing the news that Trump is considering 20% universal tariffs:
Xi Jinping. Xi Jinping er diktatoren her.
February 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Xi Jinping. Xi Jinping er diktatoren her.
Trump sows uncertainty - and Xi Jinping sees an opportunity
Trump sows uncertainty - and Xi Jinping sees an opportunity
President Xi Jinping has made no secret of his ambition for China to lead an alternate world order.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump sows uncertainty - and Xi Jinping sees an opportunity
Can you imagine what Putin and Xi Jinping must be thinking?
November 15, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Can you imagine what Putin and Xi Jinping must be thinking?