After I watched Mary on Netflix I saw that @JoelOsteen produced it so I burned my tv in the fireplace
December 11, 2024 at 12:20 PM
After I watched Mary on Netflix I saw that @JoelOsteen produced it so I burned my tv in the fireplace
The small-town cult leader's signature item
August 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The small-town cult leader's signature item
what the fuck
August 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
what the fuck
ESPECIALLY those Mega Churches like #JoelOsteen whose mansion is bigger than the elementary school I teach at (with over 700 children in attendance daily).
December 26, 2024 at 12:58 PM
ESPECIALLY those Mega Churches like #JoelOsteen whose mansion is bigger than the elementary school I teach at (with over 700 children in attendance daily).
"I mean look at what God did for me"
January 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"I mean look at what God did for me"
This can't be reposted enough. #Trump in another #WWJD moment the Christian right applauds because it was so self-serving I'm sure #JoelOsteen would approve of it.
September 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This can't be reposted enough. #Trump in another #WWJD moment the Christian right applauds because it was so self-serving I'm sure #JoelOsteen would approve of it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I think this is the one that got me blocked by Joel Osteen
November 4, 2024 at 1:14 PM
I think this is the one that got me blocked by Joel Osteen
One of my favourite things about blue skies I NEVER hear anything about cheating crook #JoelOsteen
May 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
One of my favourite things about blue skies I NEVER hear anything about cheating crook #JoelOsteen
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Faith is blind ignorance but it puts cash in the tithing basket.
Just ask Joel Douchesteen
Faith is blind ignorance but it puts cash in the tithing basket.
Just ask Joel Douchesteen
April 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Faith is blind ignorance but it puts cash in the tithing basket.
Just ask Joel Douchesteen
Faith is blind ignorance but it puts cash in the tithing basket.
Just ask Joel Douchesteen
do you think it’s actually him?
August 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
do you think it’s actually him?
This is EXACTLY, how they are saving the Children.
Just saying so, no action, but just WE ARE, so and therefore WE ARE.
While they get rich.
Just saying so, no action, but just WE ARE, so and therefore WE ARE.
While they get rich.
July 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So what’s #JoelOsteen,
with his big fat wallet and his big fat church in Texas, doing to help⁉️
with his big fat wallet and his big fat church in Texas, doing to help⁉️
July 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So what’s #JoelOsteen,
with his big fat wallet and his big fat church in Texas, doing to help⁉️
with his big fat wallet and his big fat church in Texas, doing to help⁉️
This is what courage and compassion looks like instead of kissing the ring of a rapist/racist/felon. The following should take note: #Senate, #Congress, #apple, #timcook, #google, #samaltman, #Tesla, #Microsoft, #ford, #Democrats, #Republicans, #chatgpt, #JoelOsteen, #JohnFetterman
January 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is what courage and compassion looks like instead of kissing the ring of a rapist/racist/felon. The following should take note: #Senate, #Congress, #apple, #timcook, #google, #samaltman, #Tesla, #Microsoft, #ford, #Democrats, #Republicans, #chatgpt, #JoelOsteen, #JohnFetterman
"Don't tell me I'm good. I'm valuable, I'm disciplined. I need to hear that I'm a sinner, unworthy, got these issues". The problem with that approach is you're moving towards who you think you are. Your thoughts are going to become reality. Gravitating to
✝️JOEL OSTEEN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpt...
✝️JOEL OSTEEN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpt...
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
"Don't tell me I'm good. I'm valuable, I'm disciplined. I need to hear that I'm a sinner, unworthy, got these issues". The problem with that approach is you're moving towards who you think you are. Your thoughts are going to become reality. Gravitating to
✝️JOEL OSTEEN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpt...
✝️JOEL OSTEEN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpt...
I am maintaining @joeldongsteen.bsky.social, that retweets Joel Osteen's tweets, but replaces "God" with "your dick." But from time to time I get to see the originals, and man, what a load of horseshit.
October 1, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I am maintaining @joeldongsteen.bsky.social, that retweets Joel Osteen's tweets, but replaces "God" with "your dick." But from time to time I get to see the originals, and man, what a load of horseshit.
Good Morning Shepherds. It’s that time again. Time for you to get rich off the backs of your struggling flocks
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March 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Good Morning Shepherds. It’s that time again. Time for you to get rich off the backs of your struggling flocks
The problem is you try to rule things you have no authority over. Try a better approach and rule over your emotions. Rule over the bad attitude. Rule over feeling sorry for yourself. That's calling out the king. That's how you rise above the challenges.
✝️JOEL OSTEEN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpt...
✝️JOEL OSTEEN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpt...
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The problem is you try to rule things you have no authority over. Try a better approach and rule over your emotions. Rule over the bad attitude. Rule over feeling sorry for yourself. That's calling out the king. That's how you rise above the challenges.
✝️JOEL OSTEEN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpt...
✝️JOEL OSTEEN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpt...
