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May 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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signed, terminally online april '23 joiner
August 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
signed, terminally online april '23 joiner
In England John Carpenter is called Loo Joiner
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 AM
In England John Carpenter is called Loo Joiner
office senior x new joiner (sales department)
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
office senior x new joiner (sales department)
just november ‘24 joiner things.
September 23, 2026 at 9:32 AM
just november ‘24 joiner things.
[Enter Quince the carpenter and Snug the joiner and Bottom the weaver and Flute the bellows-mender and Snout the tinker and Starveling the tailor.]
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
September 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
[Enter Quince the carpenter and Snug the joiner and Bottom the weaver and Flute the bellows-mender and Snout the tinker and Starveling the tailor.]
Nudists come in all walks of life and professions!
The 'Series' isnt over yet!😉
Vincent Bartlett, Master Joiner
Patrick Faul, International Transportation
The 'Series' isnt over yet!😉
Vincent Bartlett, Master Joiner
Patrick Faul, International Transportation
September 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Nudists come in all walks of life and professions!
The 'Series' isnt over yet!😉
Vincent Bartlett, Master Joiner
Patrick Faul, International Transportation
The 'Series' isnt over yet!😉
Vincent Bartlett, Master Joiner
Patrick Faul, International Transportation
Monochrome Monday, cause sometimes I'm a joiner
July 22, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Monochrome Monday, cause sometimes I'm a joiner
enjoying the people who never followed me on Twitter now following me here because I was an early joiner
November 15, 2024 at 10:49 PM
enjoying the people who never followed me on Twitter now following me here because I was an early joiner
Welcome to the world, Lyndon Joiner Scudder! 💙
July 15, 2025, 9lbs, 6oz.
July 15, 2025, 9lbs, 6oz.
July 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Welcome to the world, Lyndon Joiner Scudder! 💙
July 15, 2025, 9lbs, 6oz.
July 15, 2025, 9lbs, 6oz.
at one point they’re like “we need to call John Joiner to exterminate these rats” and it turns out John Joiner is just a dog with a full name?
November 6, 2024 at 12:04 AM
at one point they’re like “we need to call John Joiner to exterminate these rats” and it turns out John Joiner is just a dog with a full name?
it's hard being the normal "nov 24 joiner" but someone has to do it
September 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
it's hard being the normal "nov 24 joiner" but someone has to do it
sure, I'm a joiner
1 like = 1 random line from one of my WIPs/Published works
1 like = 1 random line from one of my WIPs/Published works
January 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
sure, I'm a joiner
1 like = 1 random line from one of my WIPs/Published works
1 like = 1 random line from one of my WIPs/Published works
David Hockney's joiners blew my mind when I first saw them. Rest in peace.
June 12, 2026 at 11:30 AM
David Hockney's joiners blew my mind when I first saw them. Rest in peace.
tried woodwork once, not a joiner
March 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
tried woodwork once, not a joiner
Morning all.
Photograph from Peter Mitchell’s book Early Sunday Morning.
Leeds, 1970-80. Harold Terrace.
‘W. Welborn Joiner and Undertaker.’
Photograph from Peter Mitchell’s book Early Sunday Morning.
Leeds, 1970-80. Harold Terrace.
‘W. Welborn Joiner and Undertaker.’
August 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Morning all.
Photograph from Peter Mitchell’s book Early Sunday Morning.
Leeds, 1970-80. Harold Terrace.
‘W. Welborn Joiner and Undertaker.’
Photograph from Peter Mitchell’s book Early Sunday Morning.
Leeds, 1970-80. Harold Terrace.
‘W. Welborn Joiner and Undertaker.’
Never seen a blue jay, but I have drawn one.
Polychromos coloured pencils, from a red pic by Nancy Joiner Harman
Polychromos coloured pencils, from a red pic by Nancy Joiner Harman
March 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Never seen a blue jay, but I have drawn one.
Polychromos coloured pencils, from a red pic by Nancy Joiner Harman
Polychromos coloured pencils, from a red pic by Nancy Joiner Harman
What can I say? I'm a joiner.
October 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What can I say? I'm a joiner.
It's very funny to me bc like, as a chronic non joiner...you don't have to. You can stay home it's ok
September 26, 2026 at 1:29 PM
It's very funny to me bc like, as a chronic non joiner...you don't have to. You can stay home it's ok
Fellow recent Costco joiner here. Same reasons. 👊🏼
February 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Fellow recent Costco joiner here. Same reasons. 👊🏼
the only Nov 24 joiner that isn’t here to piss everyone off
Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!
July 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
the only Nov 24 joiner that isn’t here to piss everyone off
Just saying:
Right at this moment, thousands upon thousands *and thousands* of Harvard alums all on a call about standing up for academic independence. (No revelations here, a "public" event.)
This is not a "joiner" group of people. Have never seen anything like this.
Right at this moment, thousands upon thousands *and thousands* of Harvard alums all on a call about standing up for academic independence. (No revelations here, a "public" event.)
This is not a "joiner" group of people. Have never seen anything like this.
May 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Just saying:
Right at this moment, thousands upon thousands *and thousands* of Harvard alums all on a call about standing up for academic independence. (No revelations here, a "public" event.)
This is not a "joiner" group of people. Have never seen anything like this.
Right at this moment, thousands upon thousands *and thousands* of Harvard alums all on a call about standing up for academic independence. (No revelations here, a "public" event.)
This is not a "joiner" group of people. Have never seen anything like this.
Newest joiner to the bisque queue. Big sister on the right.
January 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Newest joiner to the bisque queue. Big sister on the right.