#joiner
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May 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
signed, terminally online april '23 joiner
August 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In England John Carpenter is called Loo Joiner
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 AM
office senior x new joiner (sales department)
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
just november ‘24 joiner things.
September 23, 2026 at 9:32 AM
[Enter Quince the carpenter and Snug the joiner and Bottom the weaver and Flute the bellows-mender and Snout the tinker and Starveling the tailor.]
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
September 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Nudists come in all walks of life and professions!

The 'Series' isnt over yet!😉

Vincent Bartlett, Master Joiner

Patrick Faul, International Transportation
September 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Monochrome Monday, cause sometimes I'm a joiner
July 22, 2024 at 3:24 PM
enjoying the people who never followed me on Twitter now following me here because I was an early joiner
November 15, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Welcome to the world, Lyndon Joiner Scudder! 💙

July 15, 2025, 9lbs, 6oz.
July 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
at one point they’re like “we need to call John Joiner to exterminate these rats” and it turns out John Joiner is just a dog with a full name?
November 6, 2024 at 12:04 AM
it's hard being the normal "nov 24 joiner" but someone has to do it
September 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
sure, I'm a joiner

1 like = 1 random line from one of my WIPs/Published works
January 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Rusty Joiner.
March 25, 2026 at 9:23 PM
David Hockney's joiners blew my mind when I first saw them. Rest in peace.
June 12, 2026 at 11:30 AM
tried woodwork once, not a joiner
March 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Morning all.

Photograph from Peter Mitchell’s book Early Sunday Morning.
Leeds, 1970-80. Harold Terrace.
‘W. Welborn Joiner and Undertaker.’
August 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Never seen a blue jay, but I have drawn one.
Polychromos coloured pencils, from a red pic by Nancy Joiner Harman
March 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What can I say? I'm a joiner.
October 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It's very funny to me bc like, as a chronic non joiner...you don't have to. You can stay home it's ok
September 26, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Fellow recent Costco joiner here. Same reasons. 👊🏼
February 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
the only Nov 24 joiner that isn’t here to piss everyone off
Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!
July 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
📸: Casey Joiner
March 28, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Just saying:

Right at this moment, thousands upon thousands *and thousands* of Harvard alums all on a call about standing up for academic independence. (No revelations here, a "public" event.)

This is not a "joiner" group of people. Have never seen anything like this.
May 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Newest joiner to the bisque queue. Big sister on the right.
January 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM