I mean it jolted me.
July 17, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I mean it jolted me.
Jolted Testicles Realmuto
June 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Jolted Testicles Realmuto
i was like halfway to sleep when i thought of this & its jolted me awake
May 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i was like halfway to sleep when i thought of this & its jolted me awake
jolted by chatgpt is so funny. having to sit down on a couch with your head in your hands
This article about what tech people want for their kids is revealing, but this is amazing. This is the one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and why I want all of this AI nonsense to stop
How insane do you have to be to think this is something LLMs can do? What are we doing here?
How insane do you have to be to think this is something LLMs can do? What are we doing here?
March 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
jolted by chatgpt is so funny. having to sit down on a couch with your head in your hands
i jolted back away from my screen like i'd been electrocuted
My friend who lives in America showed me this unhinged official Cadbury's mini eggs recipe and now you must contend with it too
March 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
i jolted back away from my screen like i'd been electrocuted
lightning
some were jolted
others bolted
i just froze
#emoetry #Prompt #Jolted #vss365 #Lightning #Poetry #FreeVerse #Micropoetry #JustWrite
some were jolted
others bolted
i just froze
#emoetry #Prompt #Jolted #vss365 #Lightning #Poetry #FreeVerse #Micropoetry #JustWrite
March 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
lightning
some were jolted
others bolted
i just froze
#emoetry #Prompt #Jolted #vss365 #Lightning #Poetry #FreeVerse #Micropoetry #JustWrite
some were jolted
others bolted
i just froze
#emoetry #Prompt #Jolted #vss365 #Lightning #Poetry #FreeVerse #Micropoetry #JustWrite
i jolted woke up today with this idea in mind lmao (I was listening to The Cog is Dead a fuckton the previous day)
June 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i jolted woke up today with this idea in mind lmao (I was listening to The Cog is Dead a fuckton the previous day)
jolted out of deep sleep
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
jolted out of deep sleep
This doodle makes me laugh. I feel like i jolted this down to remember an illustration idea and Prompty forgot what it was supposed to be.
September 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This doodle makes me laugh. I feel like i jolted this down to remember an illustration idea and Prompty forgot what it was supposed to be.
May Minnesota's business leaders someday find the courage of our high school journalists:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘My hands were really shaky’: high-school journalist documents ICE raids
Lila Dominguez was working on an article as agents came on to school grounds – their presence has jolted Minneapolis’s young people
www.theguardian.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
May Minnesota's business leaders someday find the courage of our high school journalists:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
This week, Trump unveiled new tariffs that jolted the economy, an Epstein victim’s family spoke out demanding justice, and Texas Republicans moved to redraw the political map in their favor. Catch up here: thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/august-1-w...
August 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This week, Trump unveiled new tariffs that jolted the economy, an Epstein victim’s family spoke out demanding justice, and Texas Republicans moved to redraw the political map in their favor. Catch up here: thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/august-1-w...
Jolted out of my
Skin, my skeleton somehow
Just kept on running.
#emoetry #jolted #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@mwplovesmusic.bsky.social
Skin, my skeleton somehow
Just kept on running.
#emoetry #jolted #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@mwplovesmusic.bsky.social
March 9, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Jolted out of my
Skin, my skeleton somehow
Just kept on running.
#emoetry #jolted #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@mwplovesmusic.bsky.social
Skin, my skeleton somehow
Just kept on running.
#emoetry #jolted #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@mwplovesmusic.bsky.social
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This morning, my San Francisco brothers and sisters were "jolted awake" by an exceptionally rare tornado warning.
But... climate change is a hoax, right? 🙄
Article attached. 👇👇
This morning, my San Francisco brothers and sisters were "jolted awake" by an exceptionally rare tornado warning.
But... climate change is a hoax, right? 🙄
Article attached. 👇👇
December 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
👀 👀
This morning, my San Francisco brothers and sisters were "jolted awake" by an exceptionally rare tornado warning.
But... climate change is a hoax, right? 🙄
Article attached. 👇👇
This morning, my San Francisco brothers and sisters were "jolted awake" by an exceptionally rare tornado warning.
But... climate change is a hoax, right? 🙄
Article attached. 👇👇
U.S. soldiers were jolted awake before sunrise this week and ordered to get their Bradley fighting vehicles ready during a surprise alert drill near one of NATO's most closely watched potential hot spots: Russia's heavily militarized Kaliningrad exclave.
From Stars and Stripes' John Vandiver:
From Stars and Stripes' John Vandiver:
Surprise drill tests US soldiers’ readiness near Russian exclave
U.S. soldiers in Poland were jolted awake before sunrise and ordered to get their Bradley fighting vehicles ready during a surprise alert drill.
www.stripes.com
October 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
U.S. soldiers were jolted awake before sunrise this week and ordered to get their Bradley fighting vehicles ready during a surprise alert drill near one of NATO's most closely watched potential hot spots: Russia's heavily militarized Kaliningrad exclave.
From Stars and Stripes' John Vandiver:
From Stars and Stripes' John Vandiver:
Right? That nearly jolted me out of my train seat - loved it
May 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Right? That nearly jolted me out of my train seat - loved it
U.S. soldiers were jolted awake before sunrise and ordered to get their Bradley fighting vehicles ready during a surprise alert drill near one of NATO’s most closely watched potential hot spots.
Surprise drill tests US soldiers’ readiness near Russian exclave
U.S. soldiers in Poland were jolted awake before sunrise and ordered to get their Bradley fighting vehicles ready during a surprise alert drill.
www.stripes.com
October 1, 2026 at 11:35 AM
U.S. soldiers were jolted awake before sunrise and ordered to get their Bradley fighting vehicles ready during a surprise alert drill near one of NATO’s most closely watched potential hot spots.
March 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Dollar jolted lower after Trump fires Fed's Cook reut.rs/4fVQI3B
Dollar jolted lower after Trump fires Fed's Cook
The dollar skidded in a volatile session on Tuesday after U.S. President Donald Trump said he was removing Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook from her position, seen by markets as a fresh jab at the central bank's independence.
reut.rs
August 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Dollar jolted lower after Trump fires Fed's Cook reut.rs/4fVQI3B
Amazon shares closed down 3.2% on Thursday before its latest earnings report jolted the stock back up.
Amazon Stock Jumps 10% After Beating Third Quarter Revenue Expectations
Amazon shares closed down 3.2% on Thursday before its latest earnings report jolted the stock back up.
www.forbes.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Amazon shares closed down 3.2% on Thursday before its latest earnings report jolted the stock back up.
yall when i tell you i jolted from my sleep
May 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
yall when i tell you i jolted from my sleep
Southern California was jolted by a strong earthquake near San Diego. The earthquake had a preliminary magnitude of 5.2 and was near the mountain town of Julian, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.
Southern California jolted by a strong earthquake near San Diego
Southern California has been jolted by a strong earthquake near San Diego. The U.S. Geological Survey says Monday morning's earthquake had a preliminary magnitude of 5.2 and was near the mountain town of Julian, east of San Diego.
bit.ly
April 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Southern California was jolted by a strong earthquake near San Diego. The earthquake had a preliminary magnitude of 5.2 and was near the mountain town of Julian, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.
just so fucking predictable
February 15, 2024 at 1:58 PM
just so fucking predictable
The little one was jolted awake by the flying blanket and the accompanying warm rain.
Commission for
@gaberplaysgame.bsky.social
Commission for
@gaberplaysgame.bsky.social
August 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The little one was jolted awake by the flying blanket and the accompanying warm rain.
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@gaberplaysgame.bsky.social
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@gaberplaysgame.bsky.social