#jumlas
More proof that Surgical Strikes, Notebandi, Abrogation of Art.370 and Operation Sindoor were just meaningless Jumlas.

Desh ka Useless Chowkidar has failed to eliminate terrorism in J&K

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August 1, 2026 at 7:43 AM
They promised to double the farmers income by 2022 , they promised to provide 2 crore jobs every year, they promised to bring back black money from Swiss bank in 100 days. These all proved to be jumlas. Their whole party is liar and fraud
December 8, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Gujarat bridge collapse is a Act of the Jumlas of #modi!
'Act of Fraud'
God's message to Gujaratis!

(As per Non-Biological being's logic)
July 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Same old GobRmodi's jumlas, they do their own calculations, to give rations to the poor while mythically claiming to eradicate poverty.
This is beyond Fake, it is Fraudulent!
June 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Yes. As usual the jumlas by Modi & his sidekicks.
Sample this:
- Demonetisation "ended" cross border terrorism.
- Abrogating Article 370 -> Naya Kashmir.
Only Modi's fanboys/fangirls bought this balderdash.
April 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just one of the many unfulfilled Jumlas!!
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In August 2025, PM Modi announced that India’s first domestically manufactured semiconductor chip will be available in the market by the end of 2025.
First made-in-India semiconductor chip by year-end, working on 6G, says PM Modi
PM Modi said India had missed the chance to enter semiconductor manufacturing decades ago, but the situation has now changed.| India News
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May 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Looks like Gujaratis know the extent to which they can trust Narendrabhai.

They have suffered his jumlas the longest!!
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Demand for petrol jumps by two-and-a-half times at IOCL pumps in Gujarat | Vadodara News - The Times of India
Vadodara: The panic buying on Monday caused a huge jump in fuel demand at the Indian Oil Corporation Ltd (IOCL) fuel stations across the state. Accord.
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March 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
When Stock indices shoot up, ET gives credit to GST 'Reform' and other such Jumlas.

When it crashes, they post the news with Trump's picture (as if Trump is running India's economy)
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Wish Jumlas could be taxed. Bharat's treasury would be flush with funds!!

India has 7.4% growth, but where are the taxes?

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View: India has 7.4% growth, but where are the taxes?
Budget: Should the govt play to the gallery of domestic equity investors by lunging for growth? Or should it choose fiscal restraint to keep a lid on rising borrowing costs — both for itself and the p...
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January 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Wish Jumlas could be taxed. Bharat's treasury would be flush with funds!!

India has 7.4% growth, but where are the taxes?

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View: India has 7.4% growth, but where are the taxes?
Budget: Should the govt play to the gallery of domestic equity investors by lunging for growth? Or should it choose fiscal restraint to keep a lid on rising borrowing costs — both for itself and the p...
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January 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Lucky woman. She lost just 33L because she trusted Nirmalaji's fake video.

If she had trusted Nirmalaji's real jumlas, she would've lost 33 crores.
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Deepfake of Nirmala Sitharaman costs woman Rs 33 lakh in Bengaluru | Bengaluru News - The Times of India
Bengaluru: A 54-year-old woman from CV Raman Nagar lost over Rs 33 lakh to cybercriminals after falling for a deepfake video on Facebook that featured.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
𝙅𝙪𝙢𝙡𝙖𝙨:
😎 $4 Trillion economy
😎 8.2% GDP Growth
😎 Fastest Growing Economy.

𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮:⤵️
Assam schools face severe shortages with no water, toilets and 28,000 posts vacant.
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1,400 Assam schools lack drinking water and toilets, nearly 28,000 teachers absent
Assam had revealed widespread infrastructure and staffing gaps across its interior schools, exposing the scale of deprivation faced by students in char and rural regions. The state government had also...
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November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Wasn't GST 'Reform' supposed to neutralize the impact of Tarrifs and other Global factors?

What happened to Jumla? Failed like all other Jumlas??

Global uncertainty, key economic data to keep Indian markets volatile, say analysts

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Global uncertainty, key economic data to keep Indian markets volatile, say analysts | Stock Market News
Global uncertainty and heavy flow of Data to Keep Indian Markets Volatile, Say Analysts
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November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If the 'Reforms' are so great, why can't the public feel it?

Why spend more of Tax Payers money to brainwash people about new Jumlas??

Organise fairs, educate traders on GST 2.0, promote 'Make in India': PM to MPs. app.indiatoday.link/d/cSBcYDKTAO
Organise fairs, educate traders on GST 2.0, promote ‘Make in India’: PM to MPs
According to sources, during a recent meeting, PM Modi instructed all NDA MPs to conduct meetings with local traders and shopkeepers to explain the benefits of GST 2.0, and promote the “Make in India”...
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September 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Atleast 2 Jumlas falling flat here
👇🏽👇🏽

Delhi-Agra high speed trains Gatimaan Express, Vande Bharat running at reduced speed for over a year due to 'Kavach' delay
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Delhi-Agra high speed trains Gatimaan Express, Vande Bharat running at reduced speed for over a year due to 'Kavach' delay | Agra News - The Times of India
Due to the absence of the Kavach system on the Delhi-Agra rail route, Gatimaan Express and Vande Bharat trains, which typically operate at 160 kmph, h
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September 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
IAF Chief should know that deadline for #ViksitBharat, #AatmanirbharBharat and all such Jumlas has now been postponed to 2047.

He shouldn't ask for anything before 2047.

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'Still waiting for 40 Tejas jets that were ordered in 2010': IAF chief
Chinas recent unveiling of advanced sixth-generation stealth fighter jets has sparked global concern, emphasising the need for India to accelerate its defence self-reliance. Indian Air Force (IAF) Chi...
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January 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The fact that India has not dammed any of the west Indus rivers, and has no actually control on the water at the moment, does not bother the WhatsApp monkeys.

Jumlas are enough, why bother with action?
April 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM