I can't believe I bought an inflatable T-Rex costume...

#JustParentThings

Why is it that your parents always keep the most embarrassing examples of your old art? WTH are these judgmental ass horses? When did I paint this???
#art #childhood #justparentthings #watercolor #horses

Well, in the midst of taking care of my sick child, I have picked up whatever crud she had.

Dammit.

#JustParentThings

One of the purest forms of parental love is going to an elementary or middle school band/choir concert.

Bonus points if it's a recorder concert in 1st/2nd grade. #JustParentThings #ParentsOfBluesky

Y’all, this girl is not even THREE WEEKS OLD, and she’s already being a little deviant.
#justparentthings

Am I the only person who thinks of Oona everytime I hear about the supermoon? #puffinrock #goodnightbeautifulmoon #kidsbooks #justparentthings

POV you left your son home alone for the weekend and got back early

#noimnotahuman #gaming #meme #streamer #twitch #justparentthings #parenting #mysonisbald #mysonis46 #houseparty

#justparentthings I'm sitting in MetLife stadium watching Korn perform, System of a Down is about to go on (ok, 2002 high school me is pleased) and I'm helping submit my 9 y/o's application for student council.

Ich gucke aktuell Georgie & Mandy. Oh mein Gott. Die haben noch nie ein Baby im Autositz transportiert oder? Die heben das Ding mit einer Leichtigkeit und schwingen das da durch die Gegend. Das Baby ist aber schon fast 1 Jahr alt. Extrem unrealistisch einfach 🤣 #justparentthings

Listening to newly 7 harmonize to @noshu4me.bsky.social and scream Fuck ICE just warms my heart on this cold day. You tell ‘em, baby! 🖤🖤

#justparentthings #parentsky

Drove to Lotte Mall but we've just been sat in the car for twenty minutes cus my daughter fell asleep on the way and she barely slept last night presumably from teething #justparentthings

Alright, after my daily dose of Coffee and unlimited bread crusts (justparentthings?) I'm now ready to face the day!

Good morning people 😊

Trying to decide how a magical reindeer would nibble on a carrot and just getting a mouthful of unwashed carrot as part of the bargain.

#justparentthings