Daily Simpsons quote.
Lisa: I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart.
Bart: We're all gonna die, Lis.
Lisa: I meant soon.
Bart: So did I.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Krusty: I'm no fake! I'm the real Krusty!
Lisa: Oh, yeah!? Who played your daughter in the short-lived sitcom President Clown?
Krusty: I don't know her name, but she held up a liquor store last year.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Lisa: [writing home] Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. [covers microphone with his hand] Can I say 'crappy' on TV?
Kent: Yes, on this network, you can.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get at least a 'C' average, I can't go to Kamp Krusty!
Mrs. Krabappel: Have a 'D'-lightful summer.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Miss Hoover: Here are your final report cards. I have nothing left to say to any of you, so if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Krusty: Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
[The kids sit around a campfire of burning tires, roasting pine cones while the camp counselors (the school bullies) supervise.]
Bart: Don't we get to roast marshmallows?
Dolph: Shut up and eat your pine cone!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children?
Homer: Sure do. When you're 18, you're out the door!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Mr. Black: I'll take any questions you might have ... you? And then, um ... one more.
Milhouse: Can we call you Uncle Blackie?
Mr. Black: No. Last question.
#thesimpsons #kampkrusty #milhouse #mrblack

Daily Simpsons quote.
[The kids sit around a campfire of burning tires, roasting pine cones while the camp counselors (the school bullies) supervise.]
Bart: Don't we get to roast marshmallows?
Dolph: Shut up and eat your pine cone!
#thesimpsons #kampkrusty #bart #dolph

Daily Simpsons quote.
Lisa: You're serving us gruel?
Dolph: Not quite. This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference!
#thesimpsons #kampkrusty #lisa #dolph

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“Looks like we got us a troublemaker.”
“Hey Simpson, tell your mom her cookies sucked.”
“Shut up and eat your pine cone.”
“Marge, am I crazy or is my back getting hairier?”
And, of course …
“Gentlemen … to evil!”
Best episode ever.
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