#keepingitlight
March 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Paul Hogan called Pauline Hanson a 'pelican'?

He needs to apologise.

That's extremely offensive...to pelicans.

#AusPol

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June 29, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Knowing my luck, I'd slip on the rocks, hit my head & drown! #keepingitlight
June 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It's a BIG BIG SOUND of a GIANT carcass crashing down...

#AFLDogsGiants #AFL

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July 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
In my house, the last one was called Darth Maul...'cos it was split in two.

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In Australia we just name them and call them part of the family 😉
April 16, 2026 at 7:45 AM
The ABC suffering tech difficulties on election night...

Must be a right wing attack on democracy!

#AusVotes

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May 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Nothing like an early morning blood test to get the juices flowing...literally.

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September 21, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Wonder if these so called "Australian Patriots" are going to get onboard "Team Australia" and boycott USA products where possible...

...or are they going to be "Australian Traitors"?

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March 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hmmm....is #McLaren 'nobbling' Piastri's car???

#F1

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October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Pity North Melbourne need that WA Govt money.

But then selling that home game v Freo is probably better value for $ than getting smacked at Marvel infront of your home crowd...

#AFL #AFLNorthFreo #AussieRules

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June 6, 2026 at 7:25 AM
A dog on the deck. Quintessentially Australian.

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April 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Never edged so hard in my life!!!

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#Gardening #GreenThumb
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Well, if you want to fire up the clutch player of the year to drain a 3-ball to exit your team from the #NBAplayoffs, a flopping chant was certainly the way to go....thanks Pistons fans 👍

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May 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's a #PortPower level choke indeed by #AdelaideFC

#AFLCrowsHawks

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September 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The 'Ballarat Bulldogs' has a nice alliterative ring to it...

#AFL #AFLDogsPort

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May 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Less than 1 minute into pruning the Bougainvillea I managed to cut my hand!

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March 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Getting ready for #FreeKickHawthorn to trend tonight...

#AFLCrowsHawks #AFLFinals #AFL #AussieRules

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September 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I bet the Bulldogs enjoyed FEASTING on that GIANT meat tray...

#AFLDogsGiants #AFL

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July 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
An Adelaide metro clean sweep for Labor in the election.

The Malinauskas Effect?

#AusVotes

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May 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Surely the only thing preventing the Blues announcing Fraser as their full time coach is whether or not he actually wants the role...but then, you know, processes too...

But you can't go past the real audition going on here, despite the low level of pressure upon him.

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August 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
C'mon Crowies,
Time to flush the poo & pee;
Guernsey wearing hoks,
Down the dunny!

#AFLCrowsHawks #AFLFinals #AFL #AussieRules

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September 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Tell you what, if Matthew Nicks fails to get the win on Sunday, North Melbourne can poach him. You have my permission...

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September 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
That turd #AdelaideFC is leaving on the #AdelaideOval is growing bigger by the minute...

Jurassic Park dinosaur turd level now.

#AFLCrowsHawks

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September 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM