#kelvinfernus
docs.google.com/presentation... The #kelvinfernus manifesto is up! by me and @squipdop.bsky.social (full slides will be in replies) #deadlock
kelvinfernus manifesto
kelvinfernus manifesto by hanktalkin & squipdop
docs.google.com
July 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
September 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
im in love w infernus big arms so kelvin also is in love with infernus big arms...

#deadlock #kelvinfernus
April 14, 2026 at 12:55 PM
we love an evil ex in this household yaaay
i think infernus will be fine im sure he can deal with seven and nothing bad will happen everrrr

#kelvinfernus #deadlock
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
[ COMMISSION ] [ cryovolcano / kelvinfernus ]

Holy moly indeed, Kelvin.... Those arms... 😳

🐦🎨
#art #Deadlock
June 30, 2026 at 4:23 AM
i hope infernus' next model update makes his ass even flatter

#deadlock #kelvinfernus
January 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
everyone get into #kelvinfernus NOW!!!!!

#deadlock
January 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
hurrrgg opening deadlock for kelvinfernus height comparisons...
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
this is the best art because it's lashbobp and then it also has kelvinfernus next 2 each other. which is really all i could ever want
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
[whispers] come join fern fans to chat kelvinfernus in the ship channel w me...
April 14, 2026 at 12:55 PM
who needs to cuddle their partner when theres also Giant Magic Rock Presumably Keeping You "Alive"

#deadlock #kelvinfernus
March 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
KelvInfernus is gr8 because it's a fire/ice pairing where the ice guy is the sunshine one and the fire guy is the emotionally well-regulated smooth-operator
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
kelvinfernus first date on the pier. they get coney dogs and kelvin swallows that thing no gag reflex and infernus goes Oh Okay
June 30, 2026 at 1:52 AM
infernus will say I'm Ready To Have A Gay Experience but all the guys he knows are a little intense so he goes for kelvin because he genuinely seems like an unintimidating dude. meanwhile kelvinfernus sex ends up like this
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I'm having. multishipping ideas.
Hanktalkin's kelvinfernus has placed Ideas into My Brain

Consider: Infernus & Seven fighting over Abrams & Kelvin. polycule...........................
February 5, 2026 at 6:23 AM
difference between kelvinfernus and alchemical fire:

-Kelvin is a kind guy with preconceived biases who occasionally lets some dumb shit fall out of his mouth
-Warden has Genuine Cult Beliefs at the core of its ideology, and is actively struggling to not let them bleed over into conversation
September 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
sketchy feet study thing turned kelvinfernus... i like the HC that infernus has similar tattoos on his legs/feet like on his arms/hands!

#deadlock
June 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
10 ships to get to know me, in no particular order:

👢💣 Boots n Bombs (TF2)
🔥🧊 Kelvinfernus (Deadlock)
🦋📷 Pricefield (LiS)
💪🐇 Zarynx (Overwatch)
🏴‍☠️🛡️ Avebela (Dragon Age)
🐍🧠 Vrace (MtG)
🕷️👾💀 Talon Trio (Overwatch)
⛪️😘 Chucker (Red vs Blue)
🤖🥊 Lashbop (Deadlock)
😎🔱 Kirianthe (TLT)
10 ships to get to know me, in no particular order:

🪢🐸 Leapfrog (Deadlock)
🔫🏹 Yeehan (Overwatch)
🌻👗 Claudeleine (IWTV)
🗡️🌸🥊 Claerti (FF7)
⌨️👊🔓 Leverage OT3
🪩👓 Harrykim (Disco Elysium)
🐡💍 Siuaraine (WoT)
🪉🛡️ Xedgin (DND:HAT)
🕷️👾 Spiderbyte (Overwatch)
🦐🐻 Sydcarmy (The Bear)
August 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Wait the ship name should be KelvInfernus. It was right in front of us the whole time
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
July 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
here i thought i only started kelvinfernus posting in december, but actually months earlier i was already so Wise
August 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM