#keptman
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Only 2 things I remember about Mike is how he was super thinskinned online and blocked everyone. And when he did the keptman gimmick where he was always holding Maria's hand? He did the Saudi show and they didnt let him do it so he irl held hands with an invisible person..
February 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Yet another example of the absolute #RockStar that my wife is - she was presented a huge award form her work for being awesome. It's a week-long all expenses paid luxury trip to Hawaii for 2. Hope she picks me to go with her!! #KeptMan #MyWifeIsFuckingAwesome
October 24, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Wife is taking me shopping because I'm an unemployed bum. Thanks, babe!

#HusbandThings #LOL #LasVegasNorthPremiumOutlets #BetweenJobs #TimeOff #BestWifeEver #ImDrivin #KeptMan
November 19, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I cannot wait til Shel gets her own practice. Imma be Mr. Mom cooking and cleaning And rubbing her feet when she gets home. #KeptMan
June 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Congrats on your new twitter bio @andrewmcdonald . Living the dream now! #writinglife #keptman
December 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM