Jon doing keybumps with Madison Cawthorn was Odie's breaking point.
September 22, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Jon doing keybumps with Madison Cawthorn was Odie's breaking point.
we had a guy who 1) was endlessly interesting even to hostile media 2) would have been happy to do keybumps with journalists 3) has a bizarre likability forcefield?
and we shut him down.
and we shut him down.
May 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
we had a guy who 1) was endlessly interesting even to hostile media 2) would have been happy to do keybumps with journalists 3) has a bizarre likability forcefield?
and we shut him down.
and we shut him down.
Okay but has he done keybumps in the smartbar bathroom?
May 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Okay but has he done keybumps in the smartbar bathroom?
That's for keybumps right
October 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
That's for keybumps right
While you studies Tacitus, I was doing keybumps in the bathroom.
August 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
While you studies Tacitus, I was doing keybumps in the bathroom.
keybumps in bathrooms with sleaziest fuckers serving prix fixe empty calorie word courses of regrets the morning after
February 23, 2026 at 4:05 AM
keybumps in bathrooms with sleaziest fuckers serving prix fixe empty calorie word courses of regrets the morning after
August 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
whatever she's tweakin on? i need like four lines and a couple keybumps of that 😩
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July 27, 2026 at 3:20 AM
whatever she's tweakin on? i need like four lines and a couple keybumps of that 😩
Excited for the potential here. Doing keybumps of powdered girlsmell.
Me at work seeing this
July 31, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Excited for the potential here. Doing keybumps of powdered girlsmell.
look I just talk about the things we’re “not supposed to say out loud” but keybumps and Austin nightlife is pretty much legend culture we can just be real with each other okay
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
look I just talk about the things we’re “not supposed to say out loud” but keybumps and Austin nightlife is pretty much legend culture we can just be real with each other okay
I wake up, I sign in, I get my hit of yaoi cocaine, I go about my day doing little keybumps when required
March 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I wake up, I sign in, I get my hit of yaoi cocaine, I go about my day doing little keybumps when required
Raw chicken tender. They call it chicken sushi.
No one is eating anyhow. They're all doing keybumps in the shitter next to classified file boxes.
No one is eating anyhow. They're all doing keybumps in the shitter next to classified file boxes.
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Raw chicken tender. They call it chicken sushi.
No one is eating anyhow. They're all doing keybumps in the shitter next to classified file boxes.
No one is eating anyhow. They're all doing keybumps in the shitter next to classified file boxes.
my favorite nostalgia account is the garfield and friends screenshots one. they're like little keybumps of amazing cocaine.
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my favorite nostalgia account is the garfield and friends screenshots one. they're like little keybumps of amazing cocaine.
girls doing keybumps in the bathroom are our modern day oracles of delphi
August 31, 2023 at 5:00 PM
girls doing keybumps in the bathroom are our modern day oracles of delphi
Doing keybumps in the bathroom
September 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Doing keybumps in the bathroom
I hope all MAGA & TRUMP PERVERTS CHOKE on their Viagra while they are doing their Keybumps & Aderal snorts, while studying high on their Heroin!
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I hope all MAGA & TRUMP PERVERTS CHOKE on their Viagra while they are doing their Keybumps & Aderal snorts, while studying high on their Heroin!
Well hopefully you're not the type to take keybumps. Because then you would be taking one toke over the line :V
*gets yanked offstage with large hook*
*gets yanked offstage with large hook*
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well hopefully you're not the type to take keybumps. Because then you would be taking one toke over the line :V
*gets yanked offstage with large hook*
*gets yanked offstage with large hook*
She's got Gotye cranked to 10 on repeat and is screaming along in between keybumps
August 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
She's got Gotye cranked to 10 on repeat and is screaming along in between keybumps
james madison could have been doing keybumps with the girlies if he wasn’t a fucking nerd
July 24, 2024 at 9:38 PM
james madison could have been doing keybumps with the girlies if he wasn’t a fucking nerd
“I tried ketamine once and i really didn’t like it”.
“Tell me about what happened”
“So i racked a line…”
Friendo you did it wrong and did way too much, k is for keybumps, not giant gaggers
“Tell me about what happened”
“So i racked a line…”
Friendo you did it wrong and did way too much, k is for keybumps, not giant gaggers
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“I tried ketamine once and i really didn’t like it”.
“Tell me about what happened”
“So i racked a line…”
Friendo you did it wrong and did way too much, k is for keybumps, not giant gaggers
“Tell me about what happened”
“So i racked a line…”
Friendo you did it wrong and did way too much, k is for keybumps, not giant gaggers