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I’d trust Stevie Wonder to be the pilot of my flight before I’d trust Bari Weiss to be my source of news.

Stevie’s a genius. He’d find the flight computer, listen to the keyclick sounds and figure out how to turn on the autopilot.

But Bari is the most epic fail-up story in recent media history.

That's the beauty of showing people screen shots...one keyclick and they're gone, as if the lie never existed

Il keyclick IBM è musica.

Old people whose phones are set to have a massive annoying keyclick for every touch
chuck chuck chuck chuck chuck chuck pause chuck chuck pause chuck chuck chuck chuck chuck

We wardialed vt100 escape sequences and found some neat stuff. I think the best was an instantly-triggering “as fast as the hardware can handle” autorepeat that made keyclick sound like buzzy tones. Different characters displayed at different speeds (interesting) so “played” different “notes”.

I would like an app/fix/feature that allows me to set the keyclick sound individually for each number on my iPhone number pad, bc part of my ADHD cope is sound cues, and also bc (mostly, tbh) I want my phone to sound like the numbers in AC:NH.

$. $. $. Otherwise, it has been handed and he's not caught on. But, give him this grace: Better than Capt. Bonespur, he's a Marine typist who survived boot only to suffer office stress up the rear of The Corp, well behind the front for a head mess of eyeliner runs at every keyclick. #ImpeachHimToo

Counter-suing for $20M - $1M per keyclick trauma. #KeyboardClassAction

In eye doctor’s waiting room and someone has their keyclick and notifications set to top volume. I may have to leave….

Really just want them busy disagreeing with each other, as I delete the comment or reply they are arguing over. A whole hoard of them that can all be blocked in the same keyclick would be approved.

Vintage typewriter keys click softly—pressure turning rhythm. The warmth lands at your collarbone-throat breath-path, fingertips’ insistence. You keep showing up anyway. Send it to someone. 🌞 https://buymeacoffee.com/l.o.v.e

I'm pretty happy with Opera (the reason I tried it was the side-by-side window-in-window functionality - been wanting this for a decade...)

But the Opera themes have *background music*, *keyclick sounds*, and browser-event sound-effects (all optional).

Wow, I just can't believe this is real. Heh.