keyless ignition is one of the all time worst technological trade-offs ever
Today I learned, through an unfortunate chain of events, that it’s possible to start a car with the keys on the roof, have the keys stay on the roof for five miles, ask “what’s that clunk” as they fall off, continue for a further 20 miles, then find you can’t lock your car and it won’t restart.
August 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
keyless ignition is one of the all time worst technological trade-offs ever
He's mixing up keyless entry and automatic stop / start at stoplights.
August 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
He's mixing up keyless entry and automatic stop / start at stoplights.
[pushing glasses up nose] the lockless key represents one half of a classic clutter-despair dyad with a small, almost novelty-sized keyless padlock
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
A cocktail swizzle stick from a place you don't remember.
A cocktail swizzle stick from a place you don't remember.
August 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
[pushing glasses up nose] the lockless key represents one half of a classic clutter-despair dyad with a small, almost novelty-sized keyless padlock
Just woke up like this… keyless 🔐 🥺 (and also a kinky little slut 😈)
December 16, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Just woke up like this… keyless 🔐 🥺 (and also a kinky little slut 😈)
Pro-Tipp: Wenn man ins Auto einsteigen möchte und kein Keyless Go o.ä. hat, sollte man es aufschließen. 🥲
October 9, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Pro-Tipp: Wenn man ins Auto einsteigen möchte und kein Keyless Go o.ä. hat, sollte man es aufschließen. 🥲
TMD’s keyless bike lock is a $280 solution to a $60 problem
TMD’s keyless bike lock is a $280 solution to a $60 problem
Not everything has to be “smart.”
buff.ly
June 28, 2026 at 7:10 AM
TMD’s keyless bike lock is a $280 solution to a $60 problem
So I hear that a Swastika badge also doubles as a keyless entry for Teslas.
January 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So I hear that a Swastika badge also doubles as a keyless entry for Teslas.
update: locked out of the room because the keyless electronic lock is also broken
>first time literally ever using a hotel room safe
>the safe immediately breaks with both of our passports locked inside
>the safe immediately breaks with both of our passports locked inside
December 8, 2023 at 7:05 AM
update: locked out of the room because the keyless electronic lock is also broken
#Keyless-#Diebstahl: Auch neue Autos sind noch leicht zu knacken
"Die meisten Autos mit Keyless-Komfort-Schließsystem sind deutlich leichter zu stehlen als Fahrzeuge mit normalem #Funkschlüssel. Keyless-Autos müssen sicherer werden, fordert der ADAC..."
www.adac.de/rund-ums-fah...
"Die meisten Autos mit Keyless-Komfort-Schließsystem sind deutlich leichter zu stehlen als Fahrzeuge mit normalem #Funkschlüssel. Keyless-Autos müssen sicherer werden, fordert der ADAC..."
www.adac.de/rund-ums-fah...
Keyless-Diebstahl: Auch neue Autos leicht zu knacken
Sicherheitslücken bei Keyless-Schlüsseln: So könnt ihr euch vor Diebstahl schützen. Und lässt sich Keyless nachrüsten?
www.adac.de
August 27, 2024 at 2:11 PM
#Keyless-#Diebstahl: Auch neue Autos sind noch leicht zu knacken
"Die meisten Autos mit Keyless-Komfort-Schließsystem sind deutlich leichter zu stehlen als Fahrzeuge mit normalem #Funkschlüssel. Keyless-Autos müssen sicherer werden, fordert der ADAC..."
www.adac.de/rund-ums-fah...
"Die meisten Autos mit Keyless-Komfort-Schließsystem sind deutlich leichter zu stehlen als Fahrzeuge mit normalem #Funkschlüssel. Keyless-Autos müssen sicherer werden, fordert der ADAC..."
www.adac.de/rund-ums-fah...
Mark Zuckerberg is confused by the concept of a keyless drill chuck.
Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t give the drill trigger a test squeeze when he picks it up.
Mark Zuckerberg has never adequately "fixed" something with duct tape and zip ties
January 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Mark Zuckerberg is confused by the concept of a keyless drill chuck.
I will never own a keyless car
Today I learned, through an unfortunate chain of events, that it’s possible to start a car with the keys on the roof, have the keys stay on the roof for five miles, ask “what’s that clunk” as they fall off, continue for a further 20 miles, then find you can’t lock your car and it won’t restart.
August 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I will never own a keyless car
January 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Apple Magic Keyless Keyboard+Trackpad. When used as a keyboard, the key legends light up. When switched to trackpad mode with a quick gesture, they fade away to leave the best widescreen keyless trackpad on the market.
August 18, 2023 at 10:55 AM
Apple Magic Keyless Keyboard+Trackpad. When used as a keyboard, the key legends light up. When switched to trackpad mode with a quick gesture, they fade away to leave the best widescreen keyless trackpad on the market.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you have a keyless, touchpad deadbolt on your front door?
Keep a 9 volt battery in your mailbox
Keep a 9 volt battery in your mailbox
June 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you have a keyless, touchpad deadbolt on your front door?
Keep a 9 volt battery in your mailbox
Keep a 9 volt battery in your mailbox
Two men have been arrested following a 'number of keyless car thefts' across Scotland
Pair arrested after 'several keyless car thefts' across Scotland
Pair arrested following a 'number of keyless car thefts' across Scotland.
www.thenational.scot
December 23, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Two men have been arrested following a 'number of keyless car thefts' across Scotland
when i have a car with keyless entry and push button start again i’m going to be unstoppable
July 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
when i have a car with keyless entry and push button start again i’m going to be unstoppable
March 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
they call me the Escape King. any chastity you put me in i can get out of keyless.
September 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
they call me the Escape King. any chastity you put me in i can get out of keyless.
Thieves are stealing keyless cars in minutes. Here's how to protect your vehicle
Thieves are stealing keyless cars in minutes. Here's how to protect your vehicle
Police are warning of recent keyless car thefts in Anaheim Hills; how to protect yourself.
www.latimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Thieves are stealing keyless cars in minutes. Here's how to protect your vehicle
I tried the tech that makes hands-free smart locks actually work
Hands-on with hands-free unlocking
UWB could be the key to our keyless future.
buff.ly
February 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I tried the tech that makes hands-free smart locks actually work
The touchless smart locks are here
The touchless smart locks are here
Bring that keyless car entry energy to my front door.
buff.ly
January 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The touchless smart locks are here
Five-year prison sentences for possession of keyless car theft signal jammers under new law
Five-year prison sentences for possession of keyless car theft signal jammers under new law
Criminals caught with gadgets - including signal jammers - used to steal keyless cars could face up to five years in prison under a new law.
news.sky.com
February 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Five-year prison sentences for possession of keyless car theft signal jammers under new law
Ok, because my brain is Like This™️, I need to know what happens if I’m driving my car with keyless ignition and I suddenly throw the key fob out the window.
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ok, because my brain is Like This™️, I need to know what happens if I’m driving my car with keyless ignition and I suddenly throw the key fob out the window.
Keyless cars should use cartoon logic, you can drive them just fine until you pat your pockets and find out that you don't have the key
April 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Keyless cars should use cartoon logic, you can drive them just fine until you pat your pockets and find out that you don't have the key