Neeson: I have a very particular set of skills. Boning, for instance. My boning is epic.
Kidnapper: Why are you telling me this.
Kidnapper: Why are you telling me this.
November 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Neeson: I have a very particular set of skills. Boning, for instance. My boning is epic.
Kidnapper: Why are you telling me this.
Kidnapper: Why are you telling me this.
Kidnapped girl freaking out her kidnapper by squealing with joy and begging her kidnapper to throw her a little celebration after she watches the news and sees the search party looking for her has finally been called off.
November 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Kidnapped girl freaking out her kidnapper by squealing with joy and begging her kidnapper to throw her a little celebration after she watches the news and sees the search party looking for her has finally been called off.
ohohoh no, hold It right there you kidnapper! *grabs his pokeball*
November 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
ohohoh no, hold It right there you kidnapper! *grabs his pokeball*
Raba: "Excuse me, Mr. kidnapper. you may test that assumption at Your Convenience."
loba: "I'm sorry. sis. did you just said "Fuck around and find out"?"
Raba: "i said what now?"
loba: "I'm sorry. sis. did you just said "Fuck around and find out"?"
Raba: "i said what now?"
November 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Raba: "Excuse me, Mr. kidnapper. you may test that assumption at Your Convenience."
loba: "I'm sorry. sis. did you just said "Fuck around and find out"?"
Raba: "i said what now?"
loba: "I'm sorry. sis. did you just said "Fuck around and find out"?"
Raba: "i said what now?"
Hmm... Loser, Idiot, Kidnapper-Bait come to mind.
November 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Hmm... Loser, Idiot, Kidnapper-Bait come to mind.
The kidnapper is demanding that we pay the ransom in Kohl's Cash
November 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
The kidnapper is demanding that we pay the ransom in Kohl's Cash
If you enjoy scenarios like this (i.e. smug female kidnapper, and lots of tape bondage for the victim) you may also enjoy the latest issue of my original comic book: Escapades Issue 6. Please take a look!
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November 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
If you enjoy scenarios like this (i.e. smug female kidnapper, and lots of tape bondage for the victim) you may also enjoy the latest issue of my original comic book: Escapades Issue 6. Please take a look!
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That kidnapper is WEAK
November 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
That kidnapper is WEAK
NOT IF COMES FROM TAXPAYERS
take it from them personally and put them in prison just like any kidnapper
take it from them personally and put them in prison just like any kidnapper
November 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
NOT IF COMES FROM TAXPAYERS
take it from them personally and put them in prison just like any kidnapper
take it from them personally and put them in prison just like any kidnapper
Are you saying I’m a kidnapper?
November 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Are you saying I’m a kidnapper?
i have a (temporary) job interview tomorrow and im just rly sad that i dont have my cool hair anymore bc my kidnapper cut it
November 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
i have a (temporary) job interview tomorrow and im just rly sad that i dont have my cool hair anymore bc my kidnapper cut it
Burden of Evil (2012)
TMDB score 52%
When the daughter of a powerful senator is kidnapped by a psychopath, the senator requests a particular homicide detective, Caitlyn Conner, to head up the case. She knows the kidnapper better than anyone else - he just killed her husband. Against the advice of
TMDB score 52%
When the daughter of a powerful senator is kidnapped by a psychopath, the senator requests a particular homicide detective, Caitlyn Conner, to head up the case. She knows the kidnapper better than anyone else - he just killed her husband. Against the advice of
November 4, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Burden of Evil (2012)
TMDB score 52%
When the daughter of a powerful senator is kidnapped by a psychopath, the senator requests a particular homicide detective, Caitlyn Conner, to head up the case. She knows the kidnapper better than anyone else - he just killed her husband. Against the advice of
TMDB score 52%
When the daughter of a powerful senator is kidnapped by a psychopath, the senator requests a particular homicide detective, Caitlyn Conner, to head up the case. She knows the kidnapper better than anyone else - he just killed her husband. Against the advice of
Your matching shirts look nice and cozy - very thoughtful of Mr Marie-kidnapper beside you ;)
November 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Your matching shirts look nice and cozy - very thoughtful of Mr Marie-kidnapper beside you ;)
Doesn’t this make the cruise ship company… a… mass-kidnapper??
October 28, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Doesn’t this make the cruise ship company… a… mass-kidnapper??
We have replaced car jackers, street assaults, kidnapper & muggers with armed ICE gestapo. The difference is, the ICE gestapo do it with the blessings of the government & have immunity.😱
October 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
We have replaced car jackers, street assaults, kidnapper & muggers with armed ICE gestapo. The difference is, the ICE gestapo do it with the blessings of the government & have immunity.😱
Not even that that recent anymore. It’s been like six months? She and her mom were really close, too. Her videos to the kidnapper were heartbreaking.
November 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Not even that that recent anymore. It’s been like six months? She and her mom were really close, too. Her videos to the kidnapper were heartbreaking.
my kidnapper shrinking me down to a handful of milimeters since they felt like i wasnt appreciating the "autonomy" and relative safety of being measured in inches
October 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
my kidnapper shrinking me down to a handful of milimeters since they felt like i wasnt appreciating the "autonomy" and relative safety of being measured in inches
Malheureusement un smartphone est déjà une arme de surveillance massive, tout ce qu'on fait avec peut être relié à notre personne et à notre localisation 😥
C'est ça qui a permis à Trump de traquer des militants, à ICE de kidnapper des gens, c'est ça qu'il faudra donc jeter aussi quand y aura lepen
C'est ça qui a permis à Trump de traquer des militants, à ICE de kidnapper des gens, c'est ça qu'il faudra donc jeter aussi quand y aura lepen
November 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Malheureusement un smartphone est déjà une arme de surveillance massive, tout ce qu'on fait avec peut être relié à notre personne et à notre localisation 😥
C'est ça qui a permis à Trump de traquer des militants, à ICE de kidnapper des gens, c'est ça qu'il faudra donc jeter aussi quand y aura lepen
C'est ça qui a permis à Trump de traquer des militants, à ICE de kidnapper des gens, c'est ça qu'il faudra donc jeter aussi quand y aura lepen
In hindsight, two possible solutions: (1) reverse the roles so that the unicorn was the kidnapper rather than the kidnappee (2) lean in and turn this into a variation of gone girl, but with a more satisfying ending.
November 1, 2026 at 7:24 AM
In hindsight, two possible solutions: (1) reverse the roles so that the unicorn was the kidnapper rather than the kidnappee (2) lean in and turn this into a variation of gone girl, but with a more satisfying ending.
fondly remembering the days when Numb3rs got six seasons and over 100 episodes for plots like "a kidnapper demands a ransom so the FBI brings in a genius mathematician to help them count the money"
October 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
fondly remembering the days when Numb3rs got six seasons and over 100 episodes for plots like "a kidnapper demands a ransom so the FBI brings in a genius mathematician to help them count the money"
At work and the phone is ringing again. Seeking kidnapper for me. Willing to perform household chores. Willing to perform other favors. Must stop at my house to pick up 2 cats.
November 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
At work and the phone is ringing again. Seeking kidnapper for me. Willing to perform household chores. Willing to perform other favors. Must stop at my house to pick up 2 cats.
Monica c'est une grosse salope elle rêve de se faire kidnapper et bien baiser
October 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Monica c'est une grosse salope elle rêve de se faire kidnapper et bien baiser
Yes but you weren't a masked kidnapper - they get a pass.
October 29, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Yes but you weren't a masked kidnapper - they get a pass.
Poutine a fait kidnapper Legrugru! 😱 il nous envoie un message pour nous prévenir. 😁
October 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Poutine a fait kidnapper Legrugru! 😱 il nous envoie un message pour nous prévenir. 😁
And that's the end of chapter one! Conan kills a rude kidnapper.
Will the ink last through chapter two?
The Tower of the Elephant
by Robert E Howard
TWSBI GO with Emerald of Chivor
#fountainPen #handwriting
Will the ink last through chapter two?
The Tower of the Elephant
by Robert E Howard
TWSBI GO with Emerald of Chivor
#fountainPen #handwriting
November 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
And that's the end of chapter one! Conan kills a rude kidnapper.
Will the ink last through chapter two?
The Tower of the Elephant
by Robert E Howard
TWSBI GO with Emerald of Chivor
#fountainPen #handwriting
Will the ink last through chapter two?
The Tower of the Elephant
by Robert E Howard
TWSBI GO with Emerald of Chivor
#fountainPen #handwriting