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🤦🏻‍♀️ lol princess much?
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September 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A wholesome moment between a boy and a beautiful bird. #kidssaythedarnestthings #funnykids #funnyanimals #bird #nature #AJInTheMorning #Y101 #Fresno #Clovis #559
May 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
One of my students went to the doctor for a possible UTI. His friends then started saying, "Teacher, is he going to the doctor for his penis-ache?" I had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing. #kidssaythedarnestthings
August 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Paige Wesley (@rampaigewesley.bsky.social)shares how, with elaborate lies, she managed to convince her sister that she was adopted
#siblings #kidssaythedarnestthings #lieing #elaboratelies #lies #familydrama #goodmorningfromhell #whyweregoingtohell #confession
January 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Well, my four year old delivered an uncounterable blow the other day.

So I was sitting in my house with Afro Dave cause he normally hangs with us on Saturdays. We were organizing Magic cards at the kitchen counter…
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Homophobia, racism, sexism...are LEARNED as evidenced by these amazing open-minded, loving kids!

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Career day was a lot of fun #kidssaythedarnestthings #lgbt
TikTok video by Your Barefoot Neighbor
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March 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
2dayz;”Ain’t Dat It?! Kids say the darnedest things!💯🎤💜🎯✊🙋‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤔🥲😮👌👍🎯🙏 #kidsdontcare #kidshavenofilters #aintthatit #cartwheels #kidssaythedarnestthings
September 20, 2026 at 6:32 AM
February 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Me (to my 5 year old): Do you want some corn with your chicken?
5: yes, I love corn.
Me: Do you know what corn is?
5: yes, it's delicious
Me: alright.
(Hand her the plate with chicken and corn)
5: EWWW I DON'T WANNA EAT BEES!!!

#Kidssaythedarnestthings #thingskidssay #conversationswitha5yearold
March 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
There are no secrets when you live with young people. #allibean #musician #teacherlife #kidssaythedarnestthings
April 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Children think it’s an acronym for “see you next time”

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See You Next Time #kids #kidssaythedarnestthings #kidssaythefunniestthings
TikTok video by Jackelyn Shultz
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January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
My son called me “poopy” as a nickname today. My husband and I made the stupid decision to not hide our laughter while telling him it wasn’t kind or polite. He looked us in the eye and said “but your laughing so it’s funny” 🫠🫠

#momsky #parenting #normalizenormal #kidssaythedarnestthings
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December 14, 2024 at 2:41 AM
August 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2A9PsAH/ kids say the darnest things 🫢🤫🫣
Kids gonna hurt your feelings #elonmusk #trump #kidssaythedarnestthings #greenscreen
TikTok video by Mr Williams
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February 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Bluesky won’t let me post my video because it’s a couple seconds too long, but here’s a TikTok link to it: Wise words I overheard.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NxKfQ1/

Also shared it on recently on Threads, FB, IG, & Mastodon if you follow me on one of those and prefer to watch there instead of on TikTok.
#kidssaythedarnestthings #stuffkidssay #overheard
TikTok video by Jina Anne
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December 17, 2024 at 12:27 AM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YH3Nw5/ Not "Twitter jr." 🤭🍿🤣😂🤣🤣
Kids gonna hurt your feelings #elonmusk #trump #kidssaythedarnestthings #greenscreen
TikTok video by Mr Williams
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February 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This made me laugh out loud www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8koS58L/
Summer Camp is going well 😩😭 #kidssaythedarnestthings #summercamp #she #her
TikTok video by Big Nysse
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August 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM