Always ready with just the right aromas to help the rosebuds bloom!!

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#bigyellowpig #smallbusinessowmer #lgbtqiaowned #kinkvendor

"Time to face fuck some clowns," I shouted as we headed out to the Clown Orgy & Revue we're vending at.

The church league softball team who'd gathered in the lobby of the hotel we're staying at were confused & unamused.

#clownsex #bdsm #kinkvendor #differentkindofcatcher #retrofuturisticdildocape

Vending kink stuff at a goth event always seems like we end up calling a bunch of people's bluffs.

Yes, I know you're dressed up as a hardcore kinky leather boss, but you just called a flogger a "sexy whip."

#kinkvendor #goth #christmas

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