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Kitty Odysseus #4

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Ody: "the next best thing is for you to die." eury: "seriously? is this really the time for that story?" ody: "it felt pertinent" .. cat: "my assessment is: we're going to be eaten. fuck it, if i'm about to die - imma do it high" cat 2: "wtf, you said you were out!" ody: "sniff sniff... lotus leaf.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... EURYKITTUS! Do you still have my weed?" Eury: "You told me to never ever give it back no matter how much you begged." Ody: "Throw it in the pot! I have a plan." Eury: "Oh no." Ody: "Sir! Mister!" Poly: "Polynyanus." Ody: "Polynyanus! From where I'm hanging, I can tell your kitten stew is done!" Poly: "So it is, thanks. What's your name, kitty?" Ody: "My name is Od-" Eury: "His name is nobody..." Poly: "Weird name. Yum." trip
July 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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KITTY ODYSSEUS: SILENUS

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Meanwhile in Phrygia Walkie-talkie: Gold donkey, this is rust bunny. target spotted. looks pretty shitfaced, do we proceed over? walkie-talkie: "rust bunny, this is gold donkey, proceed. over." cat: "we're on." KITTY ODYSSEUS IN: SILENUS NANANANA HEYHEYHEY GOOOODBYEEE Silenus trips and falls. The cats surround him and put a net over him. Midas: "WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL. The uh... wise- philosopher- satyr- Silenus" Midas: "Are we 100% sure this is him?" Cat: "Oh, it's him" Silenus: "The not so wise king Midas. What do you want?" Midas: "I outsmarted and captured you. That means you must answer my question." Silenus: "Is that how it works? Did you hear that in a youtube video?" Midas is angry. Silenus: "relax guy, i'm just fucking with you. ask your question." Midas: "What is the best?" Silenus: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FOOLISH FELINE, KITTEN OF MISERY AND CHANCE. THE BEST IS NOT TO BE BORN. BUT FOR YOU - THE SECOND BEST: IS TO DIE SOON.
July 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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KITTY ODYSSEUS - INTERMEZZO

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Kitty Odysseus on a raft looks up. Angry Poseidon is there.
July 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Kitty Odysseus: Sisypuss pt1

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triapul.cz presents: sisypuss comes to delphi and puts money in the donation box oracle: greetings sisypuss! what is your query? sisypuss: i want to get rid of my brother and take over his kingdom. oracle: that's not very nice... did you put a dollar in the box? sisypuss: yeah oracle: ok fine. listen up SISYPUSS A KITTY ODYSSEUS SPECIAL part 1 sisypuss examines his wall of zeus' sexual history sisypuss: i fucking hate gods picks up a phone sisypuss: cat news? i have something that might interest you. why? because i believe nobody should think they're untouchable. ZEUS FILES Athena: zeus, this sisypuss guy is getting hella powerful... zeus: i'm not worried, he's old. he'll be dead soon. hermes: um- guys? have you seen today's paper? paper: ZEUS FILES LEAKED, KING SISYPUSS RESPONSBILE zeus: MOTHERFUCKER! hephaestus: that would be oedipus dad. zeus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HEPHAESTUS! shouting from mount olympus: SISYPUSS! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! sisypuss sipping on a cocktail in his garden: bring it on, cunt TBC!
March 24, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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KITTY ODYSSEUS #3 part 2

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Ody: "nobody? I guess I'll go. Did I do the one about Purrseus and Meducat?" Cats: "YES" Cat: "I love that one! Tell it again pls!" Ody: "Ok, so!" Ody: "Purrseus reaches Meducat's lair. There's all these super realistic statues, but Purrseus knows what's up! He hears a rattle and shuts his eyes. Now he's down to his magic cat hearing!" Cat notices Eurykittus in deep thought. Cat: "Eurykittus, what's up?" Eurykittus: "I have a bad feeling about this. Did you notice how some of this stuff is really big?" Cat: "Yeah! I think it's from Costco. You worry too much! Come listen to Ody's story!" Brown_cat: "You guys missed it." Eurykittus: "What happened?" Brown_cat: "Purrseus cut off her head!" Cat: "You don't say.." outside the cave: "MOVE YOU STUPID SHEEP." Cat: "Finally." It's Polynyanus. The cyclops cat. Ody: "HELLO SIR! MY NAME IS-" Polynyanus: "MMM... KITTEN!" Eurykittus: "Bail?" Ody: "Bail."
March 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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KITTY ODYSSEUS #3 part 1

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cats disembark on land, there are sheep around Ody: "Bros, look!" Cat: "A cave?" Cat: "mmmm. mutton!" Ody: "Let's check it out." Eurykittus: "Odysseus, we should be careful. Remember last time?" Ody: "Relax, Eurykittus. This is greece, everyone's super chill!" Eurykittus thinks back on the rat massacre. Inside the cave. Ody: "How about that." Lot of cheese and ramen. Some of it extremely large. The cats start picking it up and loading it in their sacks and boxes. Ody: "Gentlemen! We can't just take what does not belong to us!" Cat: "What" Cat: "Is he high?" Ody: "Come, let us sit and wait for our gracious host!" Cat: "Eurykittus?" Eurykittus shrugs. The cats sit in a circle by a massive fire pit. Ody: "Ok. who's turn is it to tell a story?" ... tbc
March 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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KITTY ODYSSEUS 2.5

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PREVIOUSLY ON KITTY ODYSSEUS Cats on a boat are bored. Cat wants to borrow another cat's nintendo, but the battery is dead. Kitty Odysseus is bored, watching TV static. Eurykittus comes comfort him. Suddenly: LAND! The boat reaches the LOTUS WEED ISLAND, OPEN 24/7. Cats are happy. LATER Cats on a boat are hungry.
March 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM