If you want more of this content - just search #kittyditties. I’ve written a fair few… :) Book coming when I buckle down and dror dem kitties
A #kittyditties from a year ago… #poem #caturday #tuxedo
my naem is cat
And liz sad
I yearn for tuna stek
Real bad
My eyes are big
Becos I drem
Bring me sum fish
Or I will screm
my naem is cat
And liz sad
I yearn for tuna stek
Real bad
My eyes are big
Becos I drem
Bring me sum fish
Or I will screm
September 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
If you want more of this content - just search #kittyditties. I’ve written a fair few… :) Book coming when I buckle down and dror dem kitties
How wonderful! One day!!!!
Also. Must be a day for Japanese nonsense for me. Was also writing this today a few years back!
#kittyditties #kaijuu #godzilla #japan
Also. Must be a day for Japanese nonsense for me. Was also writing this today a few years back!
#kittyditties #kaijuu #godzilla #japan
April 26, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Kitty go ZOOM
I GO SO FAST
I GOT NO LEGS
I LOOK LIKE I
IZ MADE OF EGGZ
BLAST OFF TO SPACE
I SHALL GO LUNA
AND DIS IS COS
I SMELT YOUR TUNA
#kittyditties #vss365
I GO SO FAST
I GOT NO LEGS
I LOOK LIKE I
IZ MADE OF EGGZ
BLAST OFF TO SPACE
I SHALL GO LUNA
AND DIS IS COS
I SMELT YOUR TUNA
#kittyditties #vss365
June 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Kitty go ZOOM
I GO SO FAST
I GOT NO LEGS
I LOOK LIKE I
IZ MADE OF EGGZ
BLAST OFF TO SPACE
I SHALL GO LUNA
AND DIS IS COS
I SMELT YOUR TUNA
#kittyditties #vss365
I GO SO FAST
I GOT NO LEGS
I LOOK LIKE I
IZ MADE OF EGGZ
BLAST OFF TO SPACE
I SHALL GO LUNA
AND DIS IS COS
I SMELT YOUR TUNA
#kittyditties #vss365
Centre of the mewniverse
I know you wanna read dis book
But I am in da way
Demanding that you boop my nose
And worship me today
Of all the heav’nly bodies
That, in the sky you’ll see
I’m Centre of the Mewniverse
Da world revolves round me
#kittyditties #catpoem #cats
I know you wanna read dis book
But I am in da way
Demanding that you boop my nose
And worship me today
Of all the heav’nly bodies
That, in the sky you’ll see
I’m Centre of the Mewniverse
Da world revolves round me
#kittyditties #catpoem #cats
March 22, 2026 at 2:37 PM
#proofofcat I also write silly rhyming things about cats… #kittyditties
Lion Rampart
I iz a piece of heraldry
Behold how grand I iz
Just put me on your shield
And other bits of knightly shizz
So now you need a horsie
And to joust with a big stick
To win the hand of some rich tart
That you would like to lick
#kittyditties
I iz a piece of heraldry
Behold how grand I iz
Just put me on your shield
And other bits of knightly shizz
So now you need a horsie
And to joust with a big stick
To win the hand of some rich tart
That you would like to lick
#kittyditties
November 16, 2024 at 1:20 PM
#proofofcat I also write silly rhyming things about cats… #kittyditties
Paws for thought
Papa, where is all your sharps?
And why is your paws blue?
How can you catch da mice wiv dese?
Like cats is meant to do
Your murder mitts is nekid
You hasn’t got much fur
But your big paws is good for strokes
Which don’t arf make me purr
#kittyditties
Pic: @psychobillyinkk on X
Papa, where is all your sharps?
And why is your paws blue?
How can you catch da mice wiv dese?
Like cats is meant to do
Your murder mitts is nekid
You hasn’t got much fur
But your big paws is good for strokes
Which don’t arf make me purr
#kittyditties
Pic: @psychobillyinkk on X
March 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Paws for thought
Papa, where is all your sharps?
And why is your paws blue?
How can you catch da mice wiv dese?
Like cats is meant to do
Your murder mitts is nekid
You hasn’t got much fur
But your big paws is good for strokes
Which don’t arf make me purr
#kittyditties
Pic: @psychobillyinkk on X
Papa, where is all your sharps?
And why is your paws blue?
How can you catch da mice wiv dese?
Like cats is meant to do
Your murder mitts is nekid
You hasn’t got much fur
But your big paws is good for strokes
Which don’t arf make me purr
#kittyditties
Pic: @psychobillyinkk on X
Cruisin n Mewsin…
They see me roll
They hatin’
Fuck them all
Iz motorvatin’
Captivatin’
All the HOs
Who wanna cum
And boop mah nose
My whiskers
Cudn’t be more fleekin’
As down this road
I’m pimpass sneakin’
#kittyditties #poem #cats #catsky
They see me roll
They hatin’
Fuck them all
Iz motorvatin’
Captivatin’
All the HOs
Who wanna cum
And boop mah nose
My whiskers
Cudn’t be more fleekin’
As down this road
I’m pimpass sneakin’
#kittyditties #poem #cats #catsky
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Cruisin n Mewsin…
They see me roll
They hatin’
Fuck them all
Iz motorvatin’
Captivatin’
All the HOs
Who wanna cum
And boop mah nose
My whiskers
Cudn’t be more fleekin’
As down this road
I’m pimpass sneakin’
#kittyditties #poem #cats #catsky
They see me roll
They hatin’
Fuck them all
Iz motorvatin’
Captivatin’
All the HOs
Who wanna cum
And boop mah nose
My whiskers
Cudn’t be more fleekin’
As down this road
I’m pimpass sneakin’
#kittyditties #poem #cats #catsky
Can mew dig it?
I chomp da leaves
I dig da earf
I am TITCHmarsh adjacent
If you put me near a plant
Then ma mischief
Is nascent
Regard mah joy
When rascally
And muddy
I go zoom
Now ready for mah closeup
Take a piccie mama
BOOM :)
#kittyditties #poem #cats #kitten
I chomp da leaves
I dig da earf
I am TITCHmarsh adjacent
If you put me near a plant
Then ma mischief
Is nascent
Regard mah joy
When rascally
And muddy
I go zoom
Now ready for mah closeup
Take a piccie mama
BOOM :)
#kittyditties #poem #cats #kitten
October 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Can mew dig it?
I chomp da leaves
I dig da earf
I am TITCHmarsh adjacent
If you put me near a plant
Then ma mischief
Is nascent
Regard mah joy
When rascally
And muddy
I go zoom
Now ready for mah closeup
Take a piccie mama
BOOM :)
#kittyditties #poem #cats #kitten
I chomp da leaves
I dig da earf
I am TITCHmarsh adjacent
If you put me near a plant
Then ma mischief
Is nascent
Regard mah joy
When rascally
And muddy
I go zoom
Now ready for mah closeup
Take a piccie mama
BOOM :)
#kittyditties #poem #cats #kitten
CAM-MEOW-FLAGE
You cannot see me
Cos I R invisbul,
On dis Duvet
I do not blink
I do not breev
I do not even movet
Identikitten twinnies lie
All flat, and cute
And smoovet.
But I’m 3D, I purr, and I’m
Consid-rab-blee more GROOVET
#kittyditties #internationalcatday
You cannot see me
Cos I R invisbul,
On dis Duvet
I do not blink
I do not breev
I do not even movet
Identikitten twinnies lie
All flat, and cute
And smoovet.
But I’m 3D, I purr, and I’m
Consid-rab-blee more GROOVET
#kittyditties #internationalcatday
August 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
CAM-MEOW-FLAGE
You cannot see me
Cos I R invisbul,
On dis Duvet
I do not blink
I do not breev
I do not even movet
Identikitten twinnies lie
All flat, and cute
And smoovet.
But I’m 3D, I purr, and I’m
Consid-rab-blee more GROOVET
#kittyditties #internationalcatday
You cannot see me
Cos I R invisbul,
On dis Duvet
I do not blink
I do not breev
I do not even movet
Identikitten twinnies lie
All flat, and cute
And smoovet.
But I’m 3D, I purr, and I’m
Consid-rab-blee more GROOVET
#kittyditties #internationalcatday
MEEEEEONNNNNNNNNNK
TOKYO your ass is mine
I come here to destroy
Cos I has had some catnip
And is off my tits with joy
I is a Kaiju Kitteh
Ingesting cars for dinner
And then, for afters, I declare
Some MOFFRA is a winner
#kittyditties #vss365 #caturday #poem
TOKYO your ass is mine
I come here to destroy
Cos I has had some catnip
And is off my tits with joy
I is a Kaiju Kitteh
Ingesting cars for dinner
And then, for afters, I declare
Some MOFFRA is a winner
#kittyditties #vss365 #caturday #poem
April 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
MEEEEEONNNNNNNNNNK
TOKYO your ass is mine
I come here to destroy
Cos I has had some catnip
And is off my tits with joy
I is a Kaiju Kitteh
Ingesting cars for dinner
And then, for afters, I declare
Some MOFFRA is a winner
#kittyditties #vss365 #caturday #poem
TOKYO your ass is mine
I come here to destroy
Cos I has had some catnip
And is off my tits with joy
I is a Kaiju Kitteh
Ingesting cars for dinner
And then, for afters, I declare
Some MOFFRA is a winner
#kittyditties #vss365 #caturday #poem
Cold comfort
I jumped up in this frijj
To see, if there was any feesh
But cans of Coke and Campo
Are not quite as delish
Of tuna, it my faverit
There is not but a sliver
I shall be in the way until
You buy some, tho I shiver
#kittyditties
I jumped up in this frijj
To see, if there was any feesh
But cans of Coke and Campo
Are not quite as delish
Of tuna, it my faverit
There is not but a sliver
I shall be in the way until
You buy some, tho I shiver
#kittyditties
Me: opens fridge, takes out milk, turns away
#DailyFrank:
#DailyFrank:
February 19, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Cold comfort
I jumped up in this frijj
To see, if there was any feesh
But cans of Coke and Campo
Are not quite as delish
Of tuna, it my faverit
There is not but a sliver
I shall be in the way until
You buy some, tho I shiver
#kittyditties
I jumped up in this frijj
To see, if there was any feesh
But cans of Coke and Campo
Are not quite as delish
Of tuna, it my faverit
There is not but a sliver
I shall be in the way until
You buy some, tho I shiver
#kittyditties
IT IS COMING
Cool revenge awaiteth you
Oh human captive, mine
For vengeance, as all kittehs know
It ageth like fine wine
You did not rise to feed me
At quarter after two
So sometime soon…
Your nose will find…
Beneath the sofa…
POO
#kittyditties #vss365
Cool revenge awaiteth you
Oh human captive, mine
For vengeance, as all kittehs know
It ageth like fine wine
You did not rise to feed me
At quarter after two
So sometime soon…
Your nose will find…
Beneath the sofa…
POO
#kittyditties #vss365
April 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
IT IS COMING
Cool revenge awaiteth you
Oh human captive, mine
For vengeance, as all kittehs know
It ageth like fine wine
You did not rise to feed me
At quarter after two
So sometime soon…
Your nose will find…
Beneath the sofa…
POO
#kittyditties #vss365
Cool revenge awaiteth you
Oh human captive, mine
For vengeance, as all kittehs know
It ageth like fine wine
You did not rise to feed me
At quarter after two
So sometime soon…
Your nose will find…
Beneath the sofa…
POO
#kittyditties #vss365
Domino Mew-Mew
I can’t beleef I ate it all
It wuz as big as me
But it had all dose anchovies
And dey is *crack* to me
They called to me frum in da box
They did their best to vex us
I eated dem in self defence
Now I’m the size of Texus
#vss365 #cat #kittyditties
I can’t beleef I ate it all
It wuz as big as me
But it had all dose anchovies
And dey is *crack* to me
They called to me frum in da box
They did their best to vex us
I eated dem in self defence
Now I’m the size of Texus
#vss365 #cat #kittyditties
He can’t believe he ate the whole thing
#CatBoxSunday
#CatBoxSunday
February 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Domino Mew-Mew
I can’t beleef I ate it all
It wuz as big as me
But it had all dose anchovies
And dey is *crack* to me
They called to me frum in da box
They did their best to vex us
I eated dem in self defence
Now I’m the size of Texus
#vss365 #cat #kittyditties
I can’t beleef I ate it all
It wuz as big as me
But it had all dose anchovies
And dey is *crack* to me
They called to me frum in da box
They did their best to vex us
I eated dem in self defence
Now I’m the size of Texus
#vss365 #cat #kittyditties
For whom the bell tolls
Y yoo put dis bell on me?
Da boids will hear me comin’
And then they all be flyin’ off
And not in my gob yummin’
It is an impawsition
To jingle when I creep
How’m I ment to catch dem boids
If I clangs wen I leap
#kittyditties #cats #catpoem
Y yoo put dis bell on me?
Da boids will hear me comin’
And then they all be flyin’ off
And not in my gob yummin’
It is an impawsition
To jingle when I creep
How’m I ment to catch dem boids
If I clangs wen I leap
#kittyditties #cats #catpoem
My face when I’m pretending I’m listening but my brain checked out ages ago
February 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
For whom the bell tolls
Y yoo put dis bell on me?
Da boids will hear me comin’
And then they all be flyin’ off
And not in my gob yummin’
It is an impawsition
To jingle when I creep
How’m I ment to catch dem boids
If I clangs wen I leap
#kittyditties #cats #catpoem
Y yoo put dis bell on me?
Da boids will hear me comin’
And then they all be flyin’ off
And not in my gob yummin’
It is an impawsition
To jingle when I creep
How’m I ment to catch dem boids
If I clangs wen I leap
#kittyditties #cats #catpoem
Pfeef thief…
I dunno where me fangs went
I put em in some water
I came back late this morning and they wuzzn’t where they oughta
I wanna eat me Whiskas
This is beyond belief
I cannot gum me food to deff
Who’s nicked me blummin pfeef
#kittyditties #teef #catsky #vss365
I dunno where me fangs went
I put em in some water
I came back late this morning and they wuzzn’t where they oughta
I wanna eat me Whiskas
This is beyond belief
I cannot gum me food to deff
Who’s nicked me blummin pfeef
#kittyditties #teef #catsky #vss365
February 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Pfeef thief…
I dunno where me fangs went
I put em in some water
I came back late this morning and they wuzzn’t where they oughta
I wanna eat me Whiskas
This is beyond belief
I cannot gum me food to deff
Who’s nicked me blummin pfeef
#kittyditties #teef #catsky #vss365
I dunno where me fangs went
I put em in some water
I came back late this morning and they wuzzn’t where they oughta
I wanna eat me Whiskas
This is beyond belief
I cannot gum me food to deff
Who’s nicked me blummin pfeef
#kittyditties #teef #catsky #vss365
Oh HAI!
Peak-a-Mew: Oxalis-Voidkitty art is finished…
I think the plant’s already been delivered to my stepmum so she’s gonna be con-mewsed as there’s no note - YET!
But this is incoming…
#catart #natureart #cats #catsky #kittyditties
Peak-a-Mew: Oxalis-Voidkitty art is finished…
I think the plant’s already been delivered to my stepmum so she’s gonna be con-mewsed as there’s no note - YET!
But this is incoming…
#catart #natureart #cats #catsky #kittyditties
March 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Oh HAI!
Peak-a-Mew: Oxalis-Voidkitty art is finished…
I think the plant’s already been delivered to my stepmum so she’s gonna be con-mewsed as there’s no note - YET!
But this is incoming…
#catart #natureart #cats #catsky #kittyditties
Peak-a-Mew: Oxalis-Voidkitty art is finished…
I think the plant’s already been delivered to my stepmum so she’s gonna be con-mewsed as there’s no note - YET!
But this is incoming…
#catart #natureart #cats #catsky #kittyditties
Snurr
While sat about
Having a purr
I lookt outside
And it had snurr
I sneakéd out
Myself to see
How cold it wuz
How deep this snee
You see my tail
And just my nose
For this is very deep
Dis snoowz
And now I can’t
find my abode
Cuz all is white
Becuz it snode
#kittyditties #sner #weather
While sat about
Having a purr
I lookt outside
And it had snurr
I sneakéd out
Myself to see
How cold it wuz
How deep this snee
You see my tail
And just my nose
For this is very deep
Dis snoowz
And now I can’t
find my abode
Cuz all is white
Becuz it snode
#kittyditties #sner #weather
January 27, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Snurr
While sat about
Having a purr
I lookt outside
And it had snurr
I sneakéd out
Myself to see
How cold it wuz
How deep this snee
You see my tail
And just my nose
For this is very deep
Dis snoowz
And now I can’t
find my abode
Cuz all is white
Becuz it snode
#kittyditties #sner #weather
While sat about
Having a purr
I lookt outside
And it had snurr
I sneakéd out
Myself to see
How cold it wuz
How deep this snee
You see my tail
And just my nose
For this is very deep
Dis snoowz
And now I can’t
find my abode
Cuz all is white
Becuz it snode
#kittyditties #sner #weather
Groceries can wait
Pls pay attention to my tum
Eschew your shopping list
How can that be more interesting
Than me, cease and desist
My belleh is all soft with floof
It’s snowy, gawjus white
So stroke me NAO, and savour it
At least… until I bite
#kittyditties #vss365 #catpoem
Pls pay attention to my tum
Eschew your shopping list
How can that be more interesting
Than me, cease and desist
My belleh is all soft with floof
It’s snowy, gawjus white
So stroke me NAO, and savour it
At least… until I bite
#kittyditties #vss365 #catpoem
May 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Groceries can wait
Pls pay attention to my tum
Eschew your shopping list
How can that be more interesting
Than me, cease and desist
My belleh is all soft with floof
It’s snowy, gawjus white
So stroke me NAO, and savour it
At least… until I bite
#kittyditties #vss365 #catpoem
Pls pay attention to my tum
Eschew your shopping list
How can that be more interesting
Than me, cease and desist
My belleh is all soft with floof
It’s snowy, gawjus white
So stroke me NAO, and savour it
At least… until I bite
#kittyditties #vss365 #catpoem
Love you, you nose
Submit, my canine captive
I have you by the muzzle
Surrender to my cuteness
As around your nose I nuzzle
You can’t resist how cute I is
Capitulate to joy
I woof you and your super snoot
You are the goodest boi
#kittyditties #vss365 #cat #poems
Submit, my canine captive
I have you by the muzzle
Surrender to my cuteness
As around your nose I nuzzle
You can’t resist how cute I is
Capitulate to joy
I woof you and your super snoot
You are the goodest boi
#kittyditties #vss365 #cat #poems
March 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Love you, you nose
Submit, my canine captive
I have you by the muzzle
Surrender to my cuteness
As around your nose I nuzzle
You can’t resist how cute I is
Capitulate to joy
I woof you and your super snoot
You are the goodest boi
#kittyditties #vss365 #cat #poems
Submit, my canine captive
I have you by the muzzle
Surrender to my cuteness
As around your nose I nuzzle
You can’t resist how cute I is
Capitulate to joy
I woof you and your super snoot
You are the goodest boi
#kittyditties #vss365 #cat #poems
The paper is for the book of #kittyditties. Expect stupid poems with art like THIS
I am basically this chonk of a grumpy cat. ALL THE GODDAMN TIME… cos
Cat bday card - or whatever
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/4417...
#caturday #catart #catsky #bsnm #ukgiftam #ukgifthour #tortie #calico #kitty
Cat bday card - or whatever
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/4417...
#caturday #catart #catsky #bsnm #ukgiftam #ukgifthour #tortie #calico #kitty
April 27, 2026 at 11:25 AM
The paper is for the book of #kittyditties. Expect stupid poems with art like THIS
One for the albumen
You call yourself the eggman?
Permit me to denounce
Cos as you made your soldiers
Upon dis one I pounce
I legged it halfway round the block
While you had not one Scooby
Tho apprehended now, I am
Egg CAT, Koo koo ka jooby
#kittyditties #vss365
You call yourself the eggman?
Permit me to denounce
Cos as you made your soldiers
Upon dis one I pounce
I legged it halfway round the block
While you had not one Scooby
Tho apprehended now, I am
Egg CAT, Koo koo ka jooby
#kittyditties #vss365
April 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
One for the albumen
You call yourself the eggman?
Permit me to denounce
Cos as you made your soldiers
Upon dis one I pounce
I legged it halfway round the block
While you had not one Scooby
Tho apprehended now, I am
Egg CAT, Koo koo ka jooby
#kittyditties #vss365
You call yourself the eggman?
Permit me to denounce
Cos as you made your soldiers
Upon dis one I pounce
I legged it halfway round the block
While you had not one Scooby
Tho apprehended now, I am
Egg CAT, Koo koo ka jooby
#kittyditties #vss365
Chees Sink
I got dat sinking feeling
Dere’s no cheese here today
I swear that there should be sum
Like there wuz yesterday
It seems I cannot faucet
I had no dairy snack
If there is non tomorrow
I feel I might ATTACK
#kittyditties #vss365 #poem #cats
I got dat sinking feeling
Dere’s no cheese here today
I swear that there should be sum
Like there wuz yesterday
It seems I cannot faucet
I had no dairy snack
If there is non tomorrow
I feel I might ATTACK
#kittyditties #vss365 #poem #cats
August 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Chees Sink
I got dat sinking feeling
Dere’s no cheese here today
I swear that there should be sum
Like there wuz yesterday
It seems I cannot faucet
I had no dairy snack
If there is non tomorrow
I feel I might ATTACK
#kittyditties #vss365 #poem #cats
I got dat sinking feeling
Dere’s no cheese here today
I swear that there should be sum
Like there wuz yesterday
It seems I cannot faucet
I had no dairy snack
If there is non tomorrow
I feel I might ATTACK
#kittyditties #vss365 #poem #cats
Mew-de appreciation
I really like dis peece of art
Its boobies spk to me
I hear there is a pussy too
But not that I can see
I’ve looked at it for half an hour
And I can’t see a cat
Perhaps it is a “magic eye”
I feel like such a twat
#kittyditties #vss365 #cats
I really like dis peece of art
Its boobies spk to me
I hear there is a pussy too
But not that I can see
I’ve looked at it for half an hour
And I can’t see a cat
Perhaps it is a “magic eye”
I feel like such a twat
#kittyditties #vss365 #cats
February 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Mew-de appreciation
I really like dis peece of art
Its boobies spk to me
I hear there is a pussy too
But not that I can see
I’ve looked at it for half an hour
And I can’t see a cat
Perhaps it is a “magic eye”
I feel like such a twat
#kittyditties #vss365 #cats
I really like dis peece of art
Its boobies spk to me
I hear there is a pussy too
But not that I can see
I’ve looked at it for half an hour
And I can’t see a cat
Perhaps it is a “magic eye”
I feel like such a twat
#kittyditties #vss365 #cats
RIBBON ME THIS…
I contemplates dis ribbon
And it’s beyond mah ken
That lately it was lively, fast
But now, it’s still AGEN
ORANGED upon my feet’s it lies
And much as I might fight it
If the blighter moves agen
I has the urge to BITE IT
#kittyditties #vss365
I contemplates dis ribbon
And it’s beyond mah ken
That lately it was lively, fast
But now, it’s still AGEN
ORANGED upon my feet’s it lies
And much as I might fight it
If the blighter moves agen
I has the urge to BITE IT
#kittyditties #vss365
Dismayed by his own toys
(Photograph by Sophie Fischer)
(Photograph by Sophie Fischer)
May 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
RIBBON ME THIS…
I contemplates dis ribbon
And it’s beyond mah ken
That lately it was lively, fast
But now, it’s still AGEN
ORANGED upon my feet’s it lies
And much as I might fight it
If the blighter moves agen
I has the urge to BITE IT
#kittyditties #vss365
I contemplates dis ribbon
And it’s beyond mah ken
That lately it was lively, fast
But now, it’s still AGEN
ORANGED upon my feet’s it lies
And much as I might fight it
If the blighter moves agen
I has the urge to BITE IT
#kittyditties #vss365