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Klein's enemy list. #kleinallyshow
Historical Court Scene with Long Scroll
ALT: Historical Court Scene with Long Scroll
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October 6, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I haven't heard who lost the driving test between Ally and Jake, but I hope it was Jake. Him being stuck at the dmv for five hours would be so funny. I know he would be so pissed. #kleinallyshow
August 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
After listening to the most whipped contest on Klein Ally Show earlier this week, if I was married to any of the wives of Klein, Ally and Omar, I would divorce them. #kleinallyshow
July 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
That losing streak of Ally on Ally Knows the News didn't last long, did it? Ha ha, conspiracy complainers! #kleinallyshow #allyknowsthenews
July 25, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Doing my part of the 10,000 tacos for LA #KleinAllyShow #GrowTheShow #kroq #whatsasucculant
June 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Vanessa's high voltage food review is the best one ever. She said oh shit and fuck on the air, then fell down. #kleinallyshow
May 31, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I hope that Blind Charlie recovers quickly from his emergency surgery. Get well soon, Charlie. #kleinallyshow
May 22, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Klein cannot order tickets for anything right. He ends up with bad seats on airplanes and today he said he bought the wrong park hopper ticket for Disneyland and can't go into the main park until 11AM. #kleinallyshow
March 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Johnny walking around like he had the most testosterone on the show only to have the least from the blood test results is so funny. He strutted around like it was a sure thing only to be beaten by Vanessa. #kleinallyshow
March 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Klein having cybersex with Grok has to be the most fucked up confession to come out of the box of shame. Batman could not beat that information out of me. #kleinallyshow
February 17, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Ally mushing the Menendez brothers and herself by saying that they would get parole and losing the bet she made with Klein that the loser stays in their car for a week is so funny. #kleinallyshow
August 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just when I think that Moist Joyce can't get more gross, she proves me wrong in an increasingly worse way. #kleinallyshow
August 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Throw the Yeti cup away after your friend puked into it while drunk in your car, Ally. There is not enough cleaning of it to make it usable without being gross. #kleinallyshow
a man is yawning in a bathroom with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man is yawning in a bathroom with his eyes closed .
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August 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It's so funny how everyone messes with Vanessa about the tiny towels. #kleinallyshow
August 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Klein is the most dedicated man who comes in last."

Damn, Jake.

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August 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I went onto Spotify to click do not play this artist for that AI band that Ally talked about on today's show. I don't want to listen to that shit. I hope it flops. #kleinallyshow
July 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
If I ever head up to LA, I hope that I never run into Moist Joyce. #kleinallyshow
July 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It was so funny hearing how Ally lost to two eleven year olds, Blind Greg and her wife at pickleball. #kleinallyshow
July 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM