Security personnel,
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
October 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Security personnel,
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
Jesus I didn’t know Klingons had all that
November 2, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Jesus I didn’t know Klingons had all that
why are klingons so offended by bad kerning
October 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
why are klingons so offended by bad kerning
Dad had a decent Poast
October 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Dad had a decent Poast
Explicitly they can't replicate gagh for Klingons.
October 31, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Explicitly they can't replicate gagh for Klingons.
do klingons eat sandwiches
October 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
do klingons eat sandwiches
Canonically Klingons have two cockneys
October 30, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Canonically Klingons have two cockneys
The Klingons call it "the little death".
November 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The Klingons call it "the little death".
First Walter, now Patrick. I fully expect a crew of Klingons to be roaring at Stovocor because a warrior is coming.
October 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
First Walter, now Patrick. I fully expect a crew of Klingons to be roaring at Stovocor because a warrior is coming.
post-TOS Klingons do NOT look very punchable
November 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
post-TOS Klingons do NOT look very punchable
I’m so sick of hearing Klingons say “Oh, we don’t all hate the Federation! Some Klingons even serve in the Federation! The original Klingons actually really loved boldly going where no one has gone before.”
Then they’re all right at the front to sing a song called “Kronos Belongs to Me”. Come on.
Then they’re all right at the front to sing a song called “Kronos Belongs to Me”. Come on.
October 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I’m so sick of hearing Klingons say “Oh, we don’t all hate the Federation! Some Klingons even serve in the Federation! The original Klingons actually really loved boldly going where no one has gone before.”
Then they’re all right at the front to sing a song called “Kronos Belongs to Me”. Come on.
Then they’re all right at the front to sing a song called “Kronos Belongs to Me”. Come on.
(Klingons basically live in Dungeons and Dragons - you get technology/magic items by exploring the arcology and taking out artifacts)
October 31, 2026 at 3:53 PM
(Klingons basically live in Dungeons and Dragons - you get technology/magic items by exploring the arcology and taking out artifacts)
"I need t.p. for my Klingons!"
October 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
"I need t.p. for my Klingons!"
Letting adolescent Klingons learn about "Devil's Night" caused an interplanetary incident.
are klingon halloween costumes racist
October 31, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Letting adolescent Klingons learn about "Devil's Night" caused an interplanetary incident.
October 29, 2026 at 10:54 PM
#Notevember
#StarTrek 🖖
Day 2: Battle
The Klingons join the battle. (DSC 2x14 Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2)
#StarTrek 🖖
Day 2: Battle
The Klingons join the battle. (DSC 2x14 Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2)
ST Discovery 0214 - The Klingons Join The Battle
YouTube video by Michael Bradley
youtu.be
November 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
#Notevember
#StarTrek 🖖
Day 2: Battle
The Klingons join the battle. (DSC 2x14 Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2)
#StarTrek 🖖
Day 2: Battle
The Klingons join the battle. (DSC 2x14 Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2)
Fucking Klingons
My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today.
Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.
Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.
October 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Fucking Klingons
There's Klingons on the starboard bow.
November 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
There's Klingons on the starboard bow.
Such a noble writing challenge! Trek shows constantly have to invent new, implacable foes with whom our heroes cannot negotiate (Klingons-Romulans-Ferengi-Borg-Dominion-ad astra infinitum) because the Federation keeps making peace with the old ones.
October 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Such a noble writing challenge! Trek shows constantly have to invent new, implacable foes with whom our heroes cannot negotiate (Klingons-Romulans-Ferengi-Borg-Dominion-ad astra infinitum) because the Federation keeps making peace with the old ones.
"They should make replicator copies Data to fight in wars so they can kill Klingons!!"
60-year-old man, cracking knuckles: first off, the complexity of data's positronic brain is beyond the limitations of existing replicator technology; secondly, this would be in violation of the khitomer accords--
60-year-old man, cracking knuckles: first off, the complexity of data's positronic brain is beyond the limitations of existing replicator technology; secondly, this would be in violation of the khitomer accords--
November 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"They should make replicator copies Data to fight in wars so they can kill Klingons!!"
60-year-old man, cracking knuckles: first off, the complexity of data's positronic brain is beyond the limitations of existing replicator technology; secondly, this would be in violation of the khitomer accords--
60-year-old man, cracking knuckles: first off, the complexity of data's positronic brain is beyond the limitations of existing replicator technology; secondly, this would be in violation of the khitomer accords--