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welcometaco.bsky.social
aww shit damn
Unknown Cultist asked: Requesting 1 (one) Klunko lewd. Because Ratau's friends need more love. Klunko: Blast! I've gambled away my tugging hand! Klunko has a boner, but his jerkin' hand has been replaced with a small stick.
April 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
slugworlds.bsky.social
klunko died because nobody cared about him except me
July 24, 2026 at 7:43 AM
slugworlds.bsky.social
you guys don't give a sweet shit about klunko
June 16, 2026 at 8:31 AM
spectralspade.org
its available on klunko if you have a bop subscription
March 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
welcometaco.bsky.social
You don't get news in the woods
1. Klunko: ...And Bop is still traveling with his brother, so I stopped by Lamby's cult. How long has it been since you visited? Ratau: Oh, not since it first became a Crownbearer...My, it's been 7 years! Klunko: You should go see it! Lamby's getting big. Ratau: As Gods tend to do, eh? I'll go soon. 2. Lamb: Hello, wise old woods rat! Give me a moment. Bishop Shamura is showing me the benefits of spider silk baby clothes. Did you know their silk is resistant to worm acid? If you're here to visit Master, he's probably at the kitchen this time of day. My brother brings his catch of fresh fish in around now. Shamura, thinking: I feel like I've tried to kill that rat before...By the first, I'm hungry now...
September 18, 2026 at 2:23 PM
slugworlds.bsky.social
klunko needs us too. i just know it
June 16, 2026 at 6:13 AM
slugworlds.bsky.social
klunko is in danger
June 16, 2026 at 6:16 AM
slugworlds.bsky.social
klunko is in danger and if he gets hurt his blood is on YOUR hands because you didnt help me go to his village in time
slugworlds.bsky.social Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · Jun 16
i need to go to klunko's village... i need to travel there... who will take me to klunko... i need help
June 16, 2026 at 6:25 AM
slugworlds.bsky.social
i need to go to klunko's village... i need to travel there... who will take me to klunko... i need help
June 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
celinedionysus.bsky.social
had an email today from someone with the surname 'klunko'
March 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
olrinarts.bsky.social
day 22: get drunk (for #cotltober)
he's gonna catch on someday just you watch
The Lamb, Ratau, Shrumy, Flinky, and Klunko & Bop are gathered around a table, where Shrumy is slumped over after the Lamb 'wins' a drinking contest. Text reads: 'Drinking the alcohol for them', 'claims gods can't get drunk (liar)', 'backing them up (also liar)', '98% sure they're lying and on his 23rd attempt to prove it', and 'peanut gallery enjoying the schadenfreude'.
October 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
ffangedd.bsky.social
What if I rare-pair klunko and ratau
(Excuse for more old man yaoi)
November 14, 2023 at 5:54 PM
bluercheese.newgrounds.com
This clown has a balloon. Who wants a balloon
Klunko the freaking clown holding out a floating purple balloon on a string
August 27, 2026 at 11:45 AM
spiralrings.blue
That’s my hairdresser Cevin “Stubbs” Klunko
March 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
yoderyupi.bsky.social
Lazily redoodled my character, Klunko

Bonus round thing too
May 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
tuckster420.bsky.social
They don’t deserve klunko. None of us do
June 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
skeet.best
sounds exactly like something klunko would say...
June 16, 2026 at 7:40 AM
beetlesnooze.bsky.social
Klunko and Bop sketch! #cultofthelamb #cotl #fanart #digitalart #artwork #furryart
November 22, 2024 at 2:48 PM
skeet.best
sorry but that sounds like more of a klunko problem
June 16, 2026 at 6:35 AM
blackmarketvoices.bsky.social
#cultofthelamb #cotl #lamb #narinder #ratau #shrumy #klunko #flinky #cotlcomic #comicdub #blackmarketvoices #bmv #avelokadraws
July 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
ufovictim.bsky.social
did anyone else use to get really scared when Klunko would swallow the Bibbles whole
April 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
slugworlds.bsky.social
i thought you cared about klunko. and after all hes done for us...
June 16, 2026 at 6:47 AM
john-weagly.bsky.social
Hey! Look at this! My very short clown story, "Money for a Mountebank," is up at Punk Noir!

#Fiction #shortstories #Writer #Noir #hardboiled #crimefiction #writers #writerslife #readers #Noirvember
Money For A Mountebank by John Weagly
Money For A Mountebank by John Weagly Mrs. London answered the phone. “Did you hire Klunko the Klown for this afternoon?” a muffled voice asked. “Yes.” “For your kid’s birthday party?” “Yes.  …
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October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
blackmarketvoices.bsky.social
From the talents of:

► @charliegolightly.bsky.social as Lamb
► Igneous as Narinder
► @halberdbooks.bsky.social as Ratau
► BlacKAmber as Shrumy
► DarkLordIvy as Klunko
► Imya as Flinky

Directed and edited by @flamiart.bsky.social
July 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
azuregale.bsky.social
Journal of the Lamb, entry 5:

ARE YOU $#&%*!@ KIDDING ME
Cult of the Lamb: A game of Knucklebones. Klunko and Bop have 40 points. The Lamb has 36 points, and rolled a 3, which, when placed, will end the game
November 11, 2024 at 4:42 AM