#kthxbai
If I even MENTION buying any more accessories for my planner and junk journal, please just smack me in the face.

Kthxbai.
October 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I WOULD LIKE EVERY APP TO STOP INTRODUCING ME TO ITS NEW AI PET / FEATURE / COMPANION

NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO USE YOUR AI I JUST WANT TO KEEP WORKING KTHXBAI
May 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Ignore my garbo attempt at heated metal kthxbai
June 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
A reminder, PLEASE ADD AN EMOJI for the sport when you're skeeting excited utterances so we know it's not some new form of fresh hell apocalypse related kthxbai
September 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Unemployment among young people is a big issue! Morally as well as economically. But you solve that by tackling mental health and looking at why the jobs aren't there for this cohort, not by treating adults like overgrown kids and going "yeah, you're your parents responsibility, kthxbai"
October 1, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Kthxbai
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"I'll believe it when I see it" also kthxbai
September 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
let's leave casual ageism on the other site kthxbai
happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!

with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
February 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm not dead btw. I just have a lot going on. kthxbai
May 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
this my first two-day weekend since May kthxbai
July 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Keep working even better than before with Kthxbai, our new AI assistant that helps you turn off AI assistants!
May 15, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Don’t create AI art.

Kthxbai.
June 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
v stoned #kthxbai
April 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“Pls turn off the outside, kthxbai”
December 31, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Anyway we should reapportion the House by population density and make cities so massively represented that it balances out the Senate kthxbai
The non-battle over the Continuing Resolution makes almost perfect sense when you realize that the size of federal districts/states and the saturation in donor environments to get elected means that most of Congress sees their constituents as NPCs
March 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dear Kevin,

Show, don't tell. Even if you've got Chris Hemsworth to do the telling.

kthxbai
JTL
Avengers: Doomsday | Official Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=irVN...
July 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
watched bionicle

brb giving fruitfox society an elemental system kthxbai
July 23, 2026 at 5:09 AM
counterpoint: this game ending with a “touchdown never existed, kthxbai” is objectively hilarious
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Do you think that's the point, an "oops sry we broke it lol kthxbai" with plausible deniability?
March 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
And if you are debating whether or not to change your name upon marriage consider this indicator of what the legacy of that custom really symbolizes kthxbai
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Please schedule a meeting with my calendly for top secret dod info meetings kthxbai.
March 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
First thing you do is fire everyone.
THERE MAY BE MORE STEPS NEEDED IDK UWU KTHXBAI LOL
Our current Acting CDC Director said his entire plan for pandemic preparedness is to fire everyone responsible for it.
May 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Dear laptop keyboard designers, please give us full-size arrow keys. It’s okay if the right shift key suffers. We have another one of those. kthxbai
December 18, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Rub my booty and feed me breakfast!!

Then go away.

Kthxbai
July 27, 2026 at 12:40 PM
HEY UHHHH

FIX THAT, PLEASE KTHXBAI
was really wanting to post boobs and bush for #feralfriday but I have NOT been spoiled rotten here lately sooooo🤷🏻‍♀️
October 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM