#lab-tested
No. The actual situation is that a lab was storing frozen samples of bat poo 10 miles from the outbreak of a virus.

None of the early cases were clustered around the lab. Lab workers tested negative for antibodies in March 2020.
I think the main data point supporting that was that the most similar genetic instance of it was from many years prior, 1000 miles away, and that samples of that virus were kept in the same place that Covid then originated from
May 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“But UK rules mean products cannot be tested abroad; they have to be tested in the country in a certified lab of which there are now none.”

I mean… ffs…

Brexit never gets any less idiotic or ruinous, does it?
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
‘Brexit problem’: UK tap water safety at risk after testing labs shut down
Exclusive: EU countries will share laboratory capacity but UK rules mean products cannot be tested abroad
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2024 at 8:27 AM
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
April 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Because a lot of people are not up to date on where this story has gone lately:
- yes the Russian boxing federation that sex tested her is discredited
- however the lab paperwork was leaked over the weekend to the Telegraph, and the lab that allegedly did the work is not discredited.
June 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Good news babe, the lab found nothing bad to report about your vagina. That's right I had your vagina tested in a lab and then I graphed it. Where are you going babe
April 30, 2026 at 12:44 PM
sent my pee to have it tested in a lab and the results said that it's cute, yea the pee
September 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
‘My kid coulda been Caitlin Clark but a trans person existed’ was tested in a lab called ‘I can’t go to the school I deserved to go to because a Black person has my spot’
September 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
According to ESPN, Arsene Wenger's new proposed offside rule is being tested in a lab in Frankfurt on mice.

Every mouse has died so far💔
September 24, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Glad that I tested positive for depression and anxiety on my lab panels, otherwise I might never have gotten treatment!
March 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Lab results are back.

You tested positive for Being a Good Boy.
April 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Lab 🐕 tested and approved 🤣
June 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
What does "battle-tested" really mean?

A Ukrainian combat veteran shares five questions for evaluating the claim.
What "Battle-Tested" Really Means: Ukraine Is Not a Lab. It Is the Exam
What does "battle-tested" really mean? A Ukrainian combat veteran shares five questions for evaluating the claim.
united24media.com
July 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
August 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I’m probably only going to say this sentence once in my lifetime:

I think Texas might need more ivermectin.
First U.S. screwworm case confirmed in South Texas
Officials tested a sample from La Pryor in Zavala County at a lab in lowa, confirming the infestation, Secretary Brooke Rollins said.
www.texastribune.org
June 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Literally the only reason there is a question regarding Imane Khelif being a woman is because a previously-disgraced boxing organization that got in trouble for favoring Russian boxers sent SOMEONE’S DNA to a lab and got it tested, and claimed it was Khelif’s, after she humiliated Russia.
June 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Show your lab results from when they tested yours to sex you.
January 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I wrote this bonus, alt-text version but then I forgot to put it in ☹️ Here it is anyway

William Carlos Williams voice

I have tested
the samples
that were in
the lab

and which
you were probably
planning
to analyse

Forgive me
they were intriguing
so significant
and so quantifiable
April 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This joke was lab-tested to hit a swath of Bluesky guys.
“the mayor added that if he were to speak to Charles privately, he would ‘probably encourage him to return the Koh-i-Noor diamond.’” ZOHRAN IS THE KING NOW
The image of a monarch coming face to face with the city’s democratic socialist mayor is a particularly funny one—but there's really never been an easy answer for what New York City mayors are supposed to do with these people. Read our strange history of city leaders meeting with British royals:
April 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
It's worth looking at how far the lab leak conspiracy theory has gotten - here, Jeff Sachs👇

1️⃣ Came from lab ↩️
2️⃣ It was engineered ↩️
3️⃣ US-based technology ↩️
4️⃣ US-made (UNC) and tested in China (🦇) ↩️
5️⃣ Covered up by Biden Admin, ICs, Fauci, scientists ("inside job")

All, completely made up w. 0️⃣ data
July 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
New for @propublica.org: Drug-testing cutoff levels (the amount that triggers a "positive" result) vary from lab to lab. Kaitlin tested "positive" for Codeine at a hospital in New Jersey, but she would have tested "negative" if she were in the military. www.propublica.org/article/drug...
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Thinking about lab weight gain scenarios. I’m super weak for like being tested/ a lab rat and being checked on regularly, like a slow burn, seeing your gains and being at the mercy of the testers. It’s fun, I love it. I should do Komi stuff with that if I can.
April 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The plaque resides over the Conference Center's welcome area across from glass cases displaying a selection of products tested at the lab and adjacent to photos from CPSC's original lab location where Andy started his career at the agency.
March 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
3/n PAN purchased 15 boxes of tampons, and sent them off to be tested by an independent lab. The report doesn't not which lab, what the testing was, or really any details about what they did. So, not a scientific document by any stretch of the imagination.
June 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
So, what did researchers find? In tests on cultured, lab-grown cancer cells, the molecular jackhammer method scored a 99 PERCENT hit rate at destroying the cells! The approach was ALSO tested on mice with melanoma tumors, and half the animals became CANCER-FREE.
December 27, 2024 at 5:04 PM
With everything going on this year I haven’t had time to get tested but now that I have my new insurance I ordered labs and found out that the lab I use has an office next to my work so it was super quick and easy! 💉
July 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM