#lambdas
Gender is temporary, but lambdas are forever.
September 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
rare picture of two feral lambdas
Today I learned that baby cranes are called "colts" because their legs are so long and they can run around like idiots shortly after hatching. This is delightful, I enjoy knowing this.
August 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
pendant que des lambdas tentent d'aider à éteindre le feu, y a des gens qui s'assurent que ca reparte bien demain
#incendie #gironde #actu #pompier
July 29, 2026 at 7:35 PM
You need to call them “database lambdas” instead
April 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
May 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
i *just* realised the nixos logo is made out of lambdas
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Make America Democratic Again. 2026.
(Lambdas intentional)
April 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Astronomer was the final straw, I'm issuing a personal moratorium on naming SaaS companies with real words, which are part of our cultural heritage. No stealing reality valor by calling "containerized lambdas on the blockchain" shit like Baguette
July 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
1/5 🧵 Essa semana peguei um bug interessante! 😱 Ele me fez lembrar que lambdas no Java são executados de forma "lazy". Vamos ver o exemplo... #Java #lambdas #bolhaDev
September 4, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Deck the halls with Lambdas λ 🎄🎁🎅🏻
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Enfin sur des dossiers lambdas, dans des formations non sélectives, d’où les EC iraient se cogner des milliers de LM? Pourquoi ? Comment?
June 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
If you do functional programming (like in Wolfram Language) you've probably used lots of pure functions, or lambdas. But what are lambdas like in the wild? Things I'm doing in CS, bio and ML converged to make me curious to find out...
writings.stephenwolfram.com/2025/09/the-...
The Ruliology of Lambdas
Stephen Wolfram explains the rich ruliology of lambdas, made particularly significant by their connection to practical computing. Covers basic computations to undecidability to multiway graphs and evaluation strategies.
writings.stephenwolfram.com
September 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Pour one out for an absolute fuckton of Lambdas Functions, only a decade after we really wanted this.
Amazon CloudWatch launches Cross-Account and Cross-Region Log Centralization

AWS finally lets you centralize logs across accounts! First copy's free, but don't worry - they'll find new ways to charge you for looking at your own data. Now in 17 regions nobody can pronounce!
September 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Functions are now first-class values in my toy language! Though there are no closures/lambdas, only what's effectively function pointers but with a much cleaner syntax. I'm still not sure whether I want lambdas or not.
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Si l'annonce de la naturalisation de Clooney gêne le gouvernement, c'est parce que les étrangers lambdas doivent transpirer sur avec un nouveau test de langue française. Or, l'acteur a avoué ne pas maîtriser notre langue malgré 400 heure de cours. Mais il a salué l'élection de Macron en 2022...
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Silence of the Lambdas
July 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Some folks can’t accept pronouns but some of these guys out there making video essays about lambdas and gammas or looking for any other Greek letter like a new zodiac sign to label their identity.
February 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The funnies part is that C++'s lambdas decay to a C function pointer if they don't capture anything.
March 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
composição de lambdas em lisp fica complicado muito rapido
April 21, 2026 at 3:49 PM
How did I only just notice the nix snowflake is 6 lambdas
nix TDoV
March 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pourquoi les ultras ? C'est plutôt les lambdas de la collaboration...
September 26, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Et migrer sur Bluesky, c'est accepter de descendre de son piédestal. C'est devoir revenir à plus d'interaction avec des non-journalistes (beurk !). Des provinciaux (re-beurk !). Des lambdas qui ont (horresco referens !) potentiellement PLUS D'ABONNÉS QUE TOI 😱 Leur ego fragile ne le supporte pas.
July 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
miscellaneous lambdas... 🐏
June 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
France TV qui te fait un reportage pour pleurer pour le pauvre pdg d'astronomer pris en infidélité dans le concert de Coldplay en disant "c'est illégal de partager ces données".
Par contre quand c'est pour filmer des lambdas dans la foule ça va
July 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM