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berniebanter.bsky.social
Utter lampstand.
Absolute balloon.
adamcsharp.bsky.social Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · Apr 23
If you want to insult someone in England you can just put words like “utter,” “total,” or “Grade A” before pretty much any inanimate object. Here are ten to get you started…

10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
April 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
bopterror.bsky.social
Nice of Melania to drop by.
A yellow lampshade on a lampstand.
September 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
malcolmstoneman.bsky.social
#Hunstanton #Norfolk

No sunset, but interesting lighting at dusk.
Two fishing vessels are silhouetted at sea, whilst a beacon, lampstand & seat stand sentinel on shore.
September 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
adamroberts.bsky.social
Gregorovius's Lampstand
profadamroberts.substack.com/p/gregoroviu...
Gregorovius's Lampstand
... is the name of my new band.
profadamroberts.substack.com
March 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
hammancheez.bsky.social
going with 1 because I think I could convince Azalea Banks to join me in beating Elon Musk with a lampstand
mayawest.online Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 27d
You MUST choose one.
Pick your blunt rotation:

1- Elon, Jeff Bezos, Azalea Banks, Bill Gates

2- Elon, Bill, Nicki Minaj, Erik Trump

3- Elon, Jeff, Mel Gibson, Karoline Leavitt
September 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
alsvid.bsky.social
"Suddenly the fingers of a human hand appeared and wrote on the plaster of the wall, near the lampstand in the royal palace.

'THIS EVENT IS FOR WOMEN AND AFABS ONLY'"
alsvid.bsky.social [LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · Jun 3
This is where the well deserved jokes about "women and afab only HOUSING" jokes come from, because it does happen in real life.

A lot of cis feminists just don't want to be in community with us and they're gonna have to square that circle before fixing their mouths to talk at us.
hyenagirl64.bsky.social Fights🏳️‍⚧️4🇵🇸Love @hyenagirl64.bsky.social · Jun 3
Also like, I’ve tried joining women’s groups. I once went into a lesbian book club because I wanted to hang out with other queer women who were not trans, and immediately one of the women there was demanding I be banned, so I didn’t go back
June 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
davyhamburgers.bsky.social
patina and old paint on a skinny lampstand
August 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
zoognosisjoy.bsky.social
So she found a cozy corner and now her brain cannot compute #bunday
Havana Black rabbit standing on a fluffy pillow sandwiched between a green compost bin (left), a lampstand (middle front), a cardboard box (right), and the wall (middle back).
January 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
classicvirtues.bsky.social
“No one after lighting a lamp puts it under the bushel basket, but on the lampstand, and it gives light to all in the house.”
opinionhaver.bsky.social William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · Jul 12
Really was one of the dumbest and most harmful things possible for “virtue signaling” to become some kind of epithet. Sending externally visible signals that you are engaging in pro-social behavior is normal, natural, and good, it’s how society works. Other people can’t read your fucking mind.
July 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
bopterror.bsky.social
The weekend starts here.
Living room lampstand switch off. Living room lampstand switch on.
March 15, 2024 at 6:07 PM
fozziefotos.eurosky.social
#BlueSkyArtShow #LightandShadow #travel #EastCoastKin
sunset in Antigua
the golden sun setting behind some hills beyond the sea. the sun is reflected in the sea creating a golden glow across the dark sea's surface. in the foreground a palm tree on the left and a lampstand on the right are silhoutted
May 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
fabledpilgrim.bsky.social
Hey ... it's a walking lampstand!!! 😲🛋️🤖

If you know your #NMS lore, this Autophage CHOSE this headgear! 😂

(Click to see full 📸).

#NMS #NoMansSky #VPSupport #VPRepost #VPRT #ThePhotomode #PhotoMode #VGPUnite #VPGamers #VirtualPhotography
November 21, 2024 at 8:50 AM
zoognosisjoy.bsky.social
Riddle of the Sphinx
Black and white Holland lop sleeping on the ground in sternal recumbency with his forearms extended. There is a partly chewed 2.5 dozen egg carton to his left, a wheeled can out of frame to the upper left, a lampstand base to the upper right, and a cardboard box to the far right mostly out of frame.
January 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
c0xl.ch
📖 (1/5) Exodus 25:32

וששה קנים יצאים מצדיה שלשה  קני מנרה מצדה האחד ושלשה קני מנרה מצדה השני

Six branches shall issue from its sides; three branches from one side of the lampstand and three branches from the other side of the lampstand.
October 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
babyboymonaghan.bsky.social
Exodus 25:31 has Moses make a lampstand out of gold with almod flowerlike buds, cups and blossoms. Like this.
A menorah
August 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
britneyspheres.bsky.social
M. Hooks
colored drawing of a woman getting carried upstairs by a man, hanging over his shoulder, there are no steps visible, just a huge ochre flat providing negative space, and a handrail with lampstand at the lower end
October 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
bigimo.bsky.social
祝日朝ごはんはちょっと久しぶりのトーチドットベーカリーさんのパン買ってきてさっき挽いたコーヒー。 #朝ごはん #lampstand #coffee
October 14, 2024 at 12:07 AM
buzzzybea.bsky.social
One of my #Lockdownlampshades #Textiles #Italianvelvet Love learning new crafts
Ornate lampshade in Victorian Style - monkey and jungle print Italian velvet. Fringed and tasselled. Gilt monkey floor lampstand
October 17, 2024 at 7:52 AM
jon-howes.bsky.social
camilla, when did we get that dreadfully vulgar new lampstand?
the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social ✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · Sep 17
Is she trying to go incognito?
Did she think it was a funeral?
Carmen San Diego audition?
Spy vs. Spy convention?
Blending into the furniture?

What is happening? 😇
September 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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August 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
dennispatton.bsky.social
Melania resembles a lounge lampstand.
September 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
mapleanglican.bsky.social
He also made the lampstand of pure gold. The base and the shaft of the lampstand were made of hammered work; its cups, its calyxes, and its petals were of one piece with it. Exodus 37.17 (NRSV)
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
withaniplease.bsky.social
As a previous customer of @thesewphist.bsky.social May I tell you the absolute delight that I get every time I use the beautiful lamp shade she made for me?
A quality piece of functional art (bit hard to tell, heavily cropped and wasn't not the focus of the photo)
A blown glass bottle acting as a lampstand. The lampshade is white with kaka birds sitting in a kaka beak tree.
October 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
voke.bsky.social
Picture this.

#illustration #art #sketch #portraitart
Art Illustration of a woman, green hair holding a couple colourful flowers in her arms with a background on sunny sky wall and black and white check floor tiles and a lampstand and a painting of a catpin in quotes. There is an unintended reference to Hisoka of hunterxhunter which the artist noticed at point of writing this description.
July 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM