#landwhale
[2021]

comm for the humble clip farmer who gets paid to get bullied

WOW THE ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION DID NOT AGE WELL

("the wonders of AI, nowadays you can pretend you're not a landwhale and take a photo that looks... almost normal with a rather (un)lucky fan, isn't technology great?")

#fatfur
October 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
when your Landwhale BITCH needs Discipline
October 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Fuckl landwhale
September 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Artists & Writers should make it easier for them and put 500 lb landwhale characters in there stories for them to cosplay
September 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
mhm,,,,,,,,, im getting so huge >///////<
in a year or two i'll really be a fully fledged landwhale,,,,,,,,,
September 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Make me a king landwhale! Out weighing all whales by a lot more
September 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I absolutely identify with landwhale, could even say its my gender!
September 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Do you identify strongly with the term landwhale? Because I wanna help make your expansive mass match the biggest of whales. We can cross them each off the list as you enter their weight range!
September 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
>:[ you can't be talking landwhale skunk -w-
September 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Really, you should be a landwhale. A vast, blubbery, mountainous, looming titan of sheer colossal lard. Each step you take quaking the earth while your millions of tons of flesh sway and wobble, your macro belly rumbling thunderously, building a hurricane-force belch to show you're HUNGRY for MORE.
September 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Landwhale~ 🖤💜✨
September 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Pretty hot for a landwhale ;3
September 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
that landwhale has gained like 50lbs since i last saw him and i cannot wait to greet him at the airport next month
September 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
It's definitely giving weight envy too~

The size where you need to build momentum to even start to sit up, and all that force carries the landwhale forward a bit as they rise~

A fumble step or two forward to make sure they don't crash onto their belly like a blubber avalanche.x3x
September 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
September 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
than crappy Teen Beach Movie, The Conjuring and This is The End than Shitty Grease ripoff Teen Beach Shit Movie! Oh, just shut it, ya stupid immature loud-ass landwhale womanchild! Amanda, what the fuck is watching this shit?!? I'm guessing I own Undertone an apology
September 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
ough 💦

chugging some blubbery landwhale and simmering them into a tidal wave of flab and an enormous belch the second they bellyflop in my gut, ensconcing you even deeper inside my wobbling assflab. It's not any solace to them that it's not really my choice I'm acting carnivorous, though
August 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Landwhale is just, such a good size tbh,
August 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Japanese games are like "holy fuck, look at this grotesque landwhale" and she's just, like, kinda plump.
August 25, 2026 at 12:54 AM
a sofa that seats 4, or one sweaty landwhale the width of 8
August 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
the whale the fat fucking whale the obese 700 lb whale the gigantic goddamn whale who cant even get out of bed without several minutes of groaning and panting the literal actual genuine landwhale
August 23, 2026 at 3:28 AM
"Well? How do I look? Heh, you're drooling. Keep your mouth closed fatty, unless you're chewing."

"Here's the deal, sugarplum. You want ALL of this? You gotta make it worth my while. I don't fuck skinny bitches. A few hundred is nothing. I'm going to ride your landwhale ass day AND night. Now eat."
August 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The wonderful lesbian couple archtype that is;

Rich / Influential Woman of considerable power, who's extremely prim/proper.

and

The most obese and slobby landwhale (positive) who has very few manners and is loving to her partner. The Rich one sees her as incandescently beautiful, even as she lets
beautiful lesbians be like "we got our whole beach date ahead of us" girl no you dont the cataquack is coming
August 21, 2026 at 12:45 AM