I am being gangstalked by spotted lanternflies
August 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I am being gangstalked by spotted lanternflies
Treat the trolls that are popping up here like you would invasive spotted lanternflies -- stomp on them (with a quick block or report) and then just keep walking, with a little spring in your step because you're helping protect our ecosystem
November 21, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Treat the trolls that are popping up here like you would invasive spotted lanternflies -- stomp on them (with a quick block or report) and then just keep walking, with a little spring in your step because you're helping protect our ecosystem
I've got such great news
July 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I've got such great news
it’s pretty remarkable how every single facet of Nuzzi is universally awful all the way down to the little stuff of “I refuse to help manage an invasive species”
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it’s pretty remarkable how every single facet of Nuzzi is universally awful all the way down to the little stuff of “I refuse to help manage an invasive species”
Our region is chock-full of spotted lanternflies. National Weather Service radar is detecting them yet again today. Stomp them!
September 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Our region is chock-full of spotted lanternflies. National Weather Service radar is detecting them yet again today. Stomp them!
Found our pal in the fight against lanternflies. 🌱
November 17, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Found our pal in the fight against lanternflies. 🌱
February 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Was able to try the lanternfly honey here in PA (bees harvest the honeydew excreted by the lanternflies and use it to make honey), very strange stuff. Dark, smoky scent with a kind of sour, almost savory flavor, only mildly sweet
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Was able to try the lanternfly honey here in PA (bees harvest the honeydew excreted by the lanternflies and use it to make honey), very strange stuff. Dark, smoky scent with a kind of sour, almost savory flavor, only mildly sweet
Rudolph the red-nosed Lanternflies
February 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Rudolph the red-nosed Lanternflies
spotted lanternflies should drop loot when you kill them, or at least some xp
July 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
spotted lanternflies should drop loot when you kill them, or at least some xp
i would simply not treat human beings trying to live their lives as if they were spotted lanternflies
September 21, 2026 at 7:39 PM
i would simply not treat human beings trying to live their lives as if they were spotted lanternflies
Keep stomping on spotted lanternflies, everybody -- it might be making a difference 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-... by @meghanbartels.bsky.social
Why Are There Fewer Spotted Lanternflies in New York City?
Invasive spotted lanternflies are spreading across the metro areas of New York City, Philadelphia and Washington, D.C., despite professional and amateur attempts to reduce their numbers
www.scientificamerican.com
September 18, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Keep stomping on spotted lanternflies, everybody -- it might be making a difference 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-... by @meghanbartels.bsky.social
This machine (me) kills spotted lanternflies
July 29, 2026 at 3:49 PM
This machine (me) kills spotted lanternflies
Did you guys know wolverines HATE lanternflies? (Well, at least one wolverine I know does)
September 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Did you guys know wolverines HATE lanternflies? (Well, at least one wolverine I know does)
I'm terrible at tree identification but I know that Spotted Lanternflies love tree-of-heaven so when I saw this tree covered in lanternflies the tree ID was easy enough
September 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm terrible at tree identification but I know that Spotted Lanternflies love tree-of-heaven so when I saw this tree covered in lanternflies the tree ID was easy enough
i made these new shaker charms inspired by the way people collect invasive spotted lanternflies - in a water bottle! 🪲🪳 🐙 🐡
December 21, 2024 at 7:05 PM
i made these new shaker charms inspired by the way people collect invasive spotted lanternflies - in a water bottle! 🪲🪳 🐙 🐡
If you needed another reason to crush spotted lanternflies, here’s one that may hit close to home: they’re threatening your wine.
The spotted insects have developed a taste for grapevines.
The spotted insects have developed a taste for grapevines.
Spotted lanternflies are threatening your wine
Spotted lanternflies have developed an appetite for grapevines, endangering Virginia’s over $8 billion wine industry. The pests could reach California by 2033.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you needed another reason to crush spotted lanternflies, here’s one that may hit close to home: they’re threatening your wine.
The spotted insects have developed a taste for grapevines.
The spotted insects have developed a taste for grapevines.
More than 400 volunteers smashed and killed egg masses at vineyards across Virginia to kill invasive spotted lanternflies before they hatch.
Growers typically don’t like to make wine out of the grapes polluted by sugary liquid that lanternflies secrete.
Growers typically don’t like to make wine out of the grapes polluted by sugary liquid that lanternflies secrete.
At a Virginia vineyard, volunteers band together to fight lanternflies
More than 400 people showed up to Scrape for the Grape events in Virginia to prevent damage caused by the spotted lanternfly, which harms grapevines.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
More than 400 volunteers smashed and killed egg masses at vineyards across Virginia to kill invasive spotted lanternflies before they hatch.
Growers typically don’t like to make wine out of the grapes polluted by sugary liquid that lanternflies secrete.
Growers typically don’t like to make wine out of the grapes polluted by sugary liquid that lanternflies secrete.
women be stomping on spotted lanternflies
July 30, 2023 at 4:36 PM
women be stomping on spotted lanternflies
invasive spotted lanternflies are actually and unfortunately beautiful and we saw several of them AT AN APPLE ORCHARD and it was hard to do... but i did it anyway.
if you are screenshotting conservatives here (or bringing their shit from twitter?!?!) you're letting lanternflies destroy apples!!!
if you are screenshotting conservatives here (or bringing their shit from twitter?!?!) you're letting lanternflies destroy apples!!!
Treat the trolls that are popping up here like you would invasive spotted lanternflies -- stomp on them (with a quick block or report) and then just keep walking, with a little spring in your step because you're helping protect our ecosystem
December 2, 2024 at 11:24 PM
invasive spotted lanternflies are actually and unfortunately beautiful and we saw several of them AT AN APPLE ORCHARD and it was hard to do... but i did it anyway.
if you are screenshotting conservatives here (or bringing their shit from twitter?!?!) you're letting lanternflies destroy apples!!!
if you are screenshotting conservatives here (or bringing their shit from twitter?!?!) you're letting lanternflies destroy apples!!!
FUCK EM UP KILL THOSE LANTERNFLIES GO GO GO
I've got such great news
July 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
FUCK EM UP KILL THOSE LANTERNFLIES GO GO GO
Stomp em like they’re spotted lanternflies
August 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Stomp em like they’re spotted lanternflies
lanternflies are so beautiful.
September 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
lanternflies are so beautiful.