"canadian lapdances tariff free" help i'm crying
The strip club in Toronto took down their US flag and put another Canadian flag up
March 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"canadian lapdances tariff free" help i'm crying
That's a pretty decent amount of lapdances and shitty tattoos
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
That's a pretty decent amount of lapdances and shitty tattoos
i should open up a brothel but we have like nerds that will give you lapdances or something
April 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
i should open up a brothel but we have like nerds that will give you lapdances or something
Male pro wrestlers should offer lapdances to fans
May 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Male pro wrestlers should offer lapdances to fans
tax return just hit i’m buying lapdances for my oomfs
April 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
tax return just hit i’m buying lapdances for my oomfs
Tuli as Spontaneous Bootay
The shitposts must flow
The shitposts must flow
October 24, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Tuli as Spontaneous Bootay
The shitposts must flow
The shitposts must flow
the king stealing away to go to seedy backalley taverns to get manhandled by rough n burly patrons and give them mind-blowing lapdances
rauru with a fat ass and high heels save me… rauru with a fat ass and high heels if you can hear this…
July 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the king stealing away to go to seedy backalley taverns to get manhandled by rough n burly patrons and give them mind-blowing lapdances
Girls giving girls lapdances 🫠
I had a dream that one of my mutuals gave me a lapdance but she put her robe over my face during it so I couldn’t see anything, only feel 😵💫
July 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Girls giving girls lapdances 🫠
sensual, nurturing lapdances
December 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
sensual, nurturing lapdances
I think about the lapdances from bfc entirely too much...
October 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think about the lapdances from bfc entirely too much...
I love your lapdances 😈💙
January 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I love your lapdances 😈💙
ok in response to the state of the economy rn i will be doing the lapdances myself
April 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
ok in response to the state of the economy rn i will be doing the lapdances myself
Every merc worth their steel knows there's no better way to spend your gold then paying Kai a visit for one of the best lapdances this side of the sapphire seas!
#furryart #furry #scallyart
#furryart #furry #scallyart
June 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Every merc worth their steel knows there's no better way to spend your gold then paying Kai a visit for one of the best lapdances this side of the sapphire seas!
#furryart #furry #scallyart
#furryart #furry #scallyart
Outtakes from yesterday: literary lapdances, horror Jeopardy, Tell Me I’m Pretty/Worthless, and more
March 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Outtakes from yesterday: literary lapdances, horror Jeopardy, Tell Me I’m Pretty/Worthless, and more
I need to give more lapdances
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I need to give more lapdances
i forgot to mention you also get free lapdances for life for that 30 mil so its a steal really
March 31, 2026 at 3:40 PM
i forgot to mention you also get free lapdances for life for that 30 mil so its a steal really
They thought he didnt speak Spanish.
But summers working landscaping gave him a passable knowledge of Spanglish and Cantonese
So he pushed the beer away
"No sirve de nada" Anthony said
And watched as a grim cloud flowed over the bartenders face
While Emil kept buying $5 lapdances.
But summers working landscaping gave him a passable knowledge of Spanglish and Cantonese
So he pushed the beer away
"No sirve de nada" Anthony said
And watched as a grim cloud flowed over the bartenders face
While Emil kept buying $5 lapdances.
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
They thought he didnt speak Spanish.
But summers working landscaping gave him a passable knowledge of Spanglish and Cantonese
So he pushed the beer away
"No sirve de nada" Anthony said
And watched as a grim cloud flowed over the bartenders face
While Emil kept buying $5 lapdances.
But summers working landscaping gave him a passable knowledge of Spanglish and Cantonese
So he pushed the beer away
"No sirve de nada" Anthony said
And watched as a grim cloud flowed over the bartenders face
While Emil kept buying $5 lapdances.
And God only knows how much he's spending on lapdances...
March 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
And God only knows how much he's spending on lapdances...
November 30, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Santa Daddy had a great time at the Club Seduction Xmas edition last night!
It was packed and many lapdances was given!
The whole club, team, performers everyone so proffesional and wonderfull that made the experience so good.
Thank u everyone & happy holidays 🎅🏽☺️✨️
It was packed and many lapdances was given!
The whole club, team, performers everyone so proffesional and wonderfull that made the experience so good.
Thank u everyone & happy holidays 🎅🏽☺️✨️
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Santa Daddy had a great time at the Club Seduction Xmas edition last night!
It was packed and many lapdances was given!
The whole club, team, performers everyone so proffesional and wonderfull that made the experience so good.
Thank u everyone & happy holidays 🎅🏽☺️✨️
It was packed and many lapdances was given!
The whole club, team, performers everyone so proffesional and wonderfull that made the experience so good.
Thank u everyone & happy holidays 🎅🏽☺️✨️
A short butch in a cowboy hat called me over to give to her friend in a long white dress some lapdances, it was a great way to start the evening
May 24, 2026 at 4:44 AM
A short butch in a cowboy hat called me over to give to her friend in a long white dress some lapdances, it was a great way to start the evening
hey just a PSA don’t ever try to stiff me for lapdances when I have your full legal first and last name and also a loaded gun with hollow points
August 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
hey just a PSA don’t ever try to stiff me for lapdances when I have your full legal first and last name and also a loaded gun with hollow points
36. Vulcans CAN dance but it's all just twerking and lapdances so they don't talk about it
July 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
36. Vulcans CAN dance but it's all just twerking and lapdances so they don't talk about it