#laptops
all my friends are obsessing over spreadsheets and maps on their laptops

meanwhile i'm scouring old video game wikis for "blue explosion gifs"
November 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Another reason to kill the Google classroom and laptops in the classroom. Bring back the computer lab only.
November 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
if laptops werent meant to be food trays why are they shaped like that
November 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
GNOME is such an amazing DE for laptops...
November 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
i think the relationship between cars and public transit should be like the one between custom built desktop pcs vs laptops + phones. the majority of the public mostly just uses the latter while the former is primarily left to technical enthusiasts who have a bit of sexual tension with the machines
November 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Kraftwerk did NOT invent techno, but they did invent hot desking
November 5, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Bring back laptops with DVD players.
this is crazy
November 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Biggest heist in history and we won’t even get a good movie out of it cause it’d just be clickety laptops bullshit
October 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
dear new state leg democrats, please give us new laptops thank you
November 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
My work laptops lock screen has clocked me
November 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
(drinks coffee in front of all his laptops)
November 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
He could have purchased 948,000 laptops for public school use.
November 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Our kid will enter K-12 soon and this shit is turning me into the joker. Our school district gives out laptops to fucking KINDERGARTENERS and makes them sit in front of a fucking screen. WHY. How did anyone think offloading education to tech corps was a good idea. Get ALL of this shit out of schools
November 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
70 - 80% of every UK university website is just pictures of students laughing.

Laughing at each other.

Laughing at laptops.

Laughing at test tubes.

Laughing at books.

Laughing at salad.

Because god forbid anyone working in HE marketing approve a photo of a young person who isn't laughing.
November 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I'm live blogging the highlights over at my newsletter. I've got three screens and two laptops going.
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November 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
fundamentally I don't believe this is an OS security issue. These devices should be on a segregated internal network with very restricted access. Even sysadmins shouldn't be able to just browse to these from their laptops without extra hoops
November 4, 2026 at 10:45 AM
unser Kollege Joseph hat 30 Laptops für @kidpex.bsky.social also SOS Balkanroute vorbereitet. Diese Laptops und 30 PC-Komplettsysteme wurden am Sonntag, 12.04 abgeholt und Roswitha, Murtaza und Pero bringen sie nach Riejka. Dort werden sie an Schulen verteilt.
www.pcsfueralle.at
November 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Medication, protein drinks, laptops – delivered to Ukraine by Volt. The van that transported it all? Stayed for evacuation purposes. But the situation is dire, civilians are dying daily. Please donate here: eyesonukraine.eu
November 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
what if, computers are girls, and big heavy desktops get jealous of laptops sitting on, laps. you ever think about that in your god damn life
November 5, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Due to the kindness of friends I have ended up with two laptops after my old one finally died, and so I am doing work on one, while using the other to rip my vast dvd collection to my home server - and pausing to swap over the DVDs is legitimately working like some kind of pomodoro technique for me.
November 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Time to put these devices onto Linux. Get the kids ready for the operating system that powers pretty much everything except laptops and desktops.
November 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The cost of “free” and low priced laptops for education
November 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
not abc deleting 3 of the stills they gave us and replacing them with madney ones????
November 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
solidarity with the politics journos who have to bring their laptops with them to the floor
election day is here and you know what that means: time to lie down on the floor and periodically groan for 14 hours
November 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM