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kansappa.bsky.social
It's so much Gary even Gary can't handle it
Zoomed in image of gary lasereyes the white and black cat who lays on his back and has an extremely shofked expression and wide open paws flung out
September 28, 2026 at 2:39 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Just Gary things™
Gary lasereyes the white and black cat lays on a pale purple storage box on his back with his belly upright. He has his paws stretched out with fingers extended and his expression looks like shock and terror. Behind him is a vague green scene out rhe window
September 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
maplezaddy.bsky.social
The end of this skit made me think I’d be seeing Gail Simone in the comments absolutely trolling people.

#Cyclops #OpticBlast #HeatVision #LaserEyes #Superman
The Problem With Heat Vision
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September 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
You have been blessed by the Magic Cat in a Box

Stroke his head for one wish
Gary lasereyes the white and black cat pops his head through the top of a cardboard box decorated to look like a haunted house while receiving head strokes He slightly rolls his eyes from enjoyment giving him a cross eye
September 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
myhouseofcats.bsky.social
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Here is my crew of Alien Eyes

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#cats
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September 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Gary lasereyes the white and black cat pokes his head through a hole in a cat scratching box decorated as a haunted house He is receiving head strokes from someone stood to the right His facial expression is one of delirium
September 19, 2026 at 9:39 AM
fieldwavesteven.bsky.social
When the glow hits just right: Curly and Nermeen looking like double trouble under the dining table. 🐾✨ #CatLife #GingerCat #BlackCat #Cats #LaserEyes #CatLoaf #DualCatPower #FelineFriends #TableSquad #NightVision #Pawsome #HouseCats #CatsBeingCats #CatPower #CatEnergy #DoubleTrouble #Glow
An orange ginger tabby cat named Curly sits upright on polished oak flooring next to a sleek, solid black cat named Nermeen. Positioned directly beneath a dark wooden table, both cats look toward the camera lens with bright, luminous tapetum lucidum eyeshine reflecting the incoming light. Curly rests slightly behind on the left with his signature curled tail visible along the wood floor, while Nermeen sits poised in the foreground with upright, attentive posture and steady focus.
September 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Yeah why not
Gene the black and white tuxedo cat lays inside a cat scratching box decorated as a purple Halloween haunted house. On top Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat stands on top looking absolutely massive
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
It is exactly as funny as I'd hoped
Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat sits inside of a cat scratching box decorated to look like a cat ghost The tail which is part of the box gives an optical illusion to look almost as though it is Gary's tail continuing upwards
September 12, 2026 at 11:35 AM
kansappa.bsky.social
The gang are chill af
Gene the black and white cat lays on his back completely flat showing off a fluffy tummy. His head has disappeared off the edge of the bed. Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat lays on his side stretching out somewhat towards his brother A close up of them touching back paws together as if they are holding hands
September 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Gary got the memo
Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat lays on his back exposing his belly on a bed while I stroke it with my right hand
August 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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August 1, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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August 1, 2026 at 9:46 AM
kansappa.bsky.social
Come on now.
Close up of the most gormless expression from Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat. He has huge lit up yellow/green eyes and a slightly opened mouth
July 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
They're in bunk beds
Two cats. Gene the black and white cat lays on top of an IKEA unit looking downwards. Underneath him inside a tote box is Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat. He has a silly expression and looks upwards. Neither can actually see eachother
July 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat lays on his back with his front paws stretched forward. His canines poke out of a little open mouth
July 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Cuddling his tail lol
Two extremely hot and bothered cats lay in a cream bath to cool down. Gary Lasereyes in the foreground, a white and black cat, has his front paws around the tail of the black cat gene
July 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Nearly died choking laughing at this
An extreme closeup of Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat being combed and happily opening his mouth and tilting his head back. His expression is delirious joy
July 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
He tilted his head and does this always when you stroke his head, and it's never not funny
A still from the above video of Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat being brushed. He tilted back his head, rolls his eyes, and opens his mouth happily
July 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Love walking into the room when its just us three at home
Two cats sleeping on my bed. Gene the black and white cat does his token position, he is laying on his back exposing his tummy. He reaches out towards the camera. Gay Lasereyes lays on his side more relaxed
July 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Expecting a huge bang soon because this guy is after a daddy longleg
Shot of my kitchen seen through the doorway from my bed which is about 20 foot away. The lighting contrast is bright but it's just about possible to make out the cow print on the back of Gary Lasereyes the cat as he stands on two legs on top of an over extractor fan reaching towards the top of cupboards A close up of Gary Lasereyes face with a silly expression of shock and awe
June 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
fieldwavesteven.bsky.social
Check out those glowing eyes! These cats have serious laser vision tonight, staring deep into your soul. On the other side of things, we have a perfectly packed bowl of green ready for a relaxed, cozy evening. What a wild mix of photos! #Cats #LaserEyes #CatLoaf #Cannabis #CozyVibes #ChillOut
A high-angle, close-up shot of a fluffy black cat sitting on a dark, polished hardwood floor with a herringbone pattern. The cat is facing forward, looking directly up at the camera. Its fur is solid jet-black, appearing slightly textured. The most striking feature is its eyes, which are brightly reflecting a brilliant, glowing turquoise and neon green light due to the camera's flash (the tapetum lucidum effect). Its long black tail extends out to the left side, resting flat against the floor. ​A close-up photograph of a large, light orange tabby cat tucked into a neat "loaf" position on a light-colored wooden floor. The cat's front paws are completely tucked under its chest, and its body is angled slightly to the right, though its head is turned forward. Its eyes flash with a powerful, glowing mint-green light reflecting the camera's glare. The background shows the faint vertical grain of a wooden door frame or wall to the left, casting a subtle shadow over part of the scene. ​A top-down, isolated macro photograph of a round, dark glass or ceramic smoking pipe bowl packed tightly with ground cannabis. The ground herb fills the circular well, showing a textured mix of moss green, olive green, and small flecks of deep purple, sprinkled with glistening, microscopic trichomes. The inner rim of the bowl is coated with dark, sticky resin and black residue from previous use. Loose, fine specks of the green herb are scattered across the top lip of the circular bowl against a stark, solid black background.
June 26, 2026 at 11:20 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Love it

With ours we always say it's a photo and its negative
Two cats staring off camera at something. Gene lays down, he is mostly black with white areas on his face, neck and paws. Gary Lasereyes his brother has a similarly patterned face but in reverse, mostly black on white
June 20, 2026 at 2:37 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Me too, boys
Two extremely hot and bothered cats resting in a bathroom Gary Lasereyes the white and black cataya in a cream bath Gene the black and white tuxedo cat is in a croissant shape on top of a cardboard scratching box
June 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
kansappa.bsky.social
Reminder that they were once this small but still as ridiculous
Gene the black and white cat as a kitten curled into a backwards c shape while sleeping Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat lays on his back being held by someone arm in a relaxed position exposing his pot belly
June 17, 2026 at 7:30 AM