#lateStageEverything
Right now, existing as a person obligated to be online to support their livelihood feels like setting up & then fleeing from one burning building to the next #LateStageEverything ☄️
June 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
My last post was 4 months ago. In that time we’ve all endured a truly impressive amount of traumatic shit.
How are we still smiling? Still chasing joy?
Orgasms aren’t cutting it anymore and frankly that feels… ominous. #gesturesAtEverything
#lateStageEverything
#weAreNotOkay
#existentialVibes
January 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Elon’s greatest innovation: a timeline so unhinged it makes dystopian satire redundant.

Meanwhile, Morty Mechahitler is just trying to respawn, and Grimes is trapped in a side quest she never accepted.

#LateStageEverything
February 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The apocalypse we got isn’t the one we were promised. No sleek collapse, just systems fraying at the edges while everyone shrugs. Turns out, the real dystopia is just underfunded infrastructure and vibes.

#LateStageEverything
#DystopiaButMakeItBureaucratic
#ATCNeedsHumans
February 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
January 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM