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Anakin's Fall into Lava
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November 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Twitter tonight
Remember when anakin got all his limbs cut off and burned up in da lava
November 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Remember when anakin got all his limbs cut off and burned up in da lava
The doctor (he was a robot, long story) said there was like some kind of extremely rare reaction where the heat just made them fall off before the lava touched em. Like for a second there before the lava hit I was smooth like a doll. Things just jumped ship. Lava hadn’t even touched em. Just bailed
Hey, don’t be so down on yourself. A lot of folks won’t admit it, but many of us have also been one-upped by our former teachers and fallen into lava where our dicks and balls have burned off. You are not alone.
November 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The doctor (he was a robot, long story) said there was like some kind of extremely rare reaction where the heat just made them fall off before the lava touched em. Like for a second there before the lava hit I was smooth like a doll. Things just jumped ship. Lava hadn’t even touched em. Just bailed
Hey guys. Kind of embarrassing but I’ll just say it: my dick and balls got burned off by lava because I was having a duel to the death in a volcano with my teacher and I thought I’d do like a sick move to finish him off but he countered me easily and I fell in lava and my dick and balls burned off
November 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Hey guys. Kind of embarrassing but I’ll just say it: my dick and balls got burned off by lava because I was having a duel to the death in a volcano with my teacher and I thought I’d do like a sick move to finish him off but he countered me easily and I fell in lava and my dick and balls burned off
more and more people these days seem to have their whole dick and balls burned off by lava
November 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
more and more people these days seem to have their whole dick and balls burned off by lava
November 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Let me be your personal lava lamp.
November 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Let me be your personal lava lamp.
«La doccia lava tutto… tranne certi pensieri. 😈»
November 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
«La doccia lava tutto… tranne certi pensieri. 😈»
it’s almost hard to watch but they did want their balls melted in the lava
November 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
it’s almost hard to watch but they did want their balls melted in the lava
And she keeps digging after she has already reached lava.
November 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
And she keeps digging after she has already reached lava.
you know who else got his dick burnt off in lava
November 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
you know who else got his dick burnt off in lava
Anakin having his prophetic dreams about Padme dying but it's just his dick exploding in lava like a Roman candle
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Anakin having his prophetic dreams about Padme dying but it's just his dick exploding in lava like a Roman candle
Buon pomeriggio ragazzi chi mi lava il culo @mar-cobs.bsky.social @marikatra.bsky.social @gianna69.bsky.social
November 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Buon pomeriggio ragazzi chi mi lava il culo @mar-cobs.bsky.social @marikatra.bsky.social @gianna69.bsky.social
Good night
Terminator Thumbs Up Melt into Lava
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November 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Good night
November 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Ratty is conducting illegal experiments with lava… MWA-HAHAHA!
November 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Ratty is conducting illegal experiments with lava… MWA-HAHAHA!
everywhere i look i see her face
November 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
everywhere i look i see her face
Only one thing worse than lava
November 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Only one thing worse than lava
Guess none of them got to the part where his legs and arm get chopped off and lava burns off his dick
November 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Guess none of them got to the part where his legs and arm get chopped off and lava burns off his dick
operação lava gato
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November 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
operação lava gato
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molten lava cake >>>>>>> self-saucing pud
November 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
molten lava cake >>>>>>> self-saucing pud
lava flow
October 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
lava flow
Lava Cliffs with @lunamaeways.bsky.social
October 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Lava Cliffs with @lunamaeways.bsky.social
the pictures of the guy who lost his dick and balls in the lava,, will turn the tide
November 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
the pictures of the guy who lost his dick and balls in the lava,, will turn the tide
Becoming so credulous about the promises of an old politician that my whole dick and ball area burns clean off from some lava
November 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Becoming so credulous about the promises of an old politician that my whole dick and ball area burns clean off from some lava