STOP. HOLDING. YOUR. LAVALIER. MIC. BETWEEN. YOUR. FUCKING. FINGERTIPS. LIKE. A. DAINTY. LITTLE. TEACUP.
August 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
STOP. HOLDING. YOUR. LAVALIER. MIC. BETWEEN. YOUR. FUCKING. FINGERTIPS. LIKE. A. DAINTY. LITTLE. TEACUP.
Children.
Children, gather. Harken.
I bring you this truth:
YOUR LAVALIER IS NOT A GODDAMN HAND MIC IT'S NOT DESIGNED TO WORK LIKE ONE IT DOESN'T HAVE A PROPER SHOCK MECHANISM IF YOU WANT A HAND MIC GET A GODDAMN HAND MIC YOU LOOK LIKE A DIPSHIT HOLDING A LAVALIER
Children, gather. Harken.
I bring you this truth:
YOUR LAVALIER IS NOT A GODDAMN HAND MIC IT'S NOT DESIGNED TO WORK LIKE ONE IT DOESN'T HAVE A PROPER SHOCK MECHANISM IF YOU WANT A HAND MIC GET A GODDAMN HAND MIC YOU LOOK LIKE A DIPSHIT HOLDING A LAVALIER
August 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Children.
Children, gather. Harken.
I bring you this truth:
YOUR LAVALIER IS NOT A GODDAMN HAND MIC IT'S NOT DESIGNED TO WORK LIKE ONE IT DOESN'T HAVE A PROPER SHOCK MECHANISM IF YOU WANT A HAND MIC GET A GODDAMN HAND MIC YOU LOOK LIKE A DIPSHIT HOLDING A LAVALIER
Children, gather. Harken.
I bring you this truth:
YOUR LAVALIER IS NOT A GODDAMN HAND MIC IT'S NOT DESIGNED TO WORK LIKE ONE IT DOESN'T HAVE A PROPER SHOCK MECHANISM IF YOU WANT A HAND MIC GET A GODDAMN HAND MIC YOU LOOK LIKE A DIPSHIT HOLDING A LAVALIER
Why is everyone holding their lavalier mics? That's why we have lavalier mics, so you don't have to hold them!
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Why is everyone holding their lavalier mics? That's why we have lavalier mics, so you don't have to hold them!
i'm on a learning journey
December 1, 2023 at 10:25 PM
i'm on a learning journey
INFLUENCER TWATS: STOP HOLDING CLIP-ON LAVALIER MICROPHONES IN YOUR HANDS
July 16, 2026 at 12:18 PM
INFLUENCER TWATS: STOP HOLDING CLIP-ON LAVALIER MICROPHONES IN YOUR HANDS
"The lavalier odyssey"+cosas de moñocos
October 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
"The lavalier odyssey"+cosas de moñocos
Lavalier microphones were designed to be worn clipped onto clothes.
Don't normalize people holding the little microphone while making videos.
May 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Lavalier microphones were designed to be worn clipped onto clothes.
Re: lavalier microphones —
and plz plz plz put it on your lapel instead of right in front of your lips. i don't understand the hearing person's fascination with them like they're a lollipop and would like a reasonable chance to lipread
April 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Re: lavalier microphones —
Every time I visit older relatives I’m reminded of how useful it would be to have a small Bluetooth+phone-powered setup consisting of earbuds and lavalier microphones, so everyone can hear in a crowded restaurant.
November 28, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Every time I visit older relatives I’m reminded of how useful it would be to have a small Bluetooth+phone-powered setup consisting of earbuds and lavalier microphones, so everyone can hear in a crowded restaurant.
I demand you all stop holding lavalier mics just to feel bigger
March 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I demand you all stop holding lavalier mics just to feel bigger
Lav. Just say it normal. "Lav." It's not an exotic space alien whose name is "l-AAH-v" despite being spelled "Lav." It's just lav. Lavalier. Lav. Like "sat nav." Lav.
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Lav. Just say it normal. "Lav." It's not an exotic space alien whose name is "l-AAH-v" despite being spelled "Lav." It's just lav. Lavalier. Lav. Like "sat nav." Lav.
September 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Da hat er vollkommen recht.
Es gibt Regeln für Lavalier-Mics.
Es gibt Regeln für Lavalier-Mics.
November 14, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Da hat er vollkommen recht.
Es gibt Regeln für Lavalier-Mics.
Es gibt Regeln für Lavalier-Mics.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Got one of those clip-on lavalier microphones for 💫 portable podcasting 💫 😍
What insufferable, quotidian item should I clip it to and hold instead of attaching it to my shirt?
What insufferable, quotidian item should I clip it to and hold instead of attaching it to my shirt?
May 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Got one of those clip-on lavalier microphones for 💫 portable podcasting 💫 😍
What insufferable, quotidian item should I clip it to and hold instead of attaching it to my shirt?
What insufferable, quotidian item should I clip it to and hold instead of attaching it to my shirt?
instead of pinching a lavalier mic between my thumb and forefinger like some sort of Zoomer freak, I will utilize a kind of microphone so heavy, I have to lift it up to my subjects using both hands
September 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
instead of pinching a lavalier mic between my thumb and forefinger like some sort of Zoomer freak, I will utilize a kind of microphone so heavy, I have to lift it up to my subjects using both hands
When someone holds out a tiny lavalier clip on mic to interview someone I immediately question their professionalism.
September 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
When someone holds out a tiny lavalier clip on mic to interview someone I immediately question their professionalism.
Those little wireless lavalier microphones that bloggers and influencers use are great but they're designed to be clipped onto clothing so that hands are kept free. Holding one like a posh person holds a teacup makes you look stupid.
March 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Those little wireless lavalier microphones that bloggers and influencers use are great but they're designed to be clipped onto clothing so that hands are kept free. Holding one like a posh person holds a teacup makes you look stupid.
did you know? collars are a the perfect place for a lavalier microphone!
#mikeyourkitties #mikeyourpups
#mikeyourkitties #mikeyourpups
April 20, 2026 at 5:26 PM
did you know? collars are a the perfect place for a lavalier microphone!
#mikeyourkitties #mikeyourpups
#mikeyourkitties #mikeyourpups
Was there some recent historical moment when people started holding lavalier microphones in their hands as if they were traditional vocal mics?
October 8, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Was there some recent historical moment when people started holding lavalier microphones in their hands as if they were traditional vocal mics?
Nothing smart has ever been said by a person holding a lavalier mic in their hands
August 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Nothing smart has ever been said by a person holding a lavalier mic in their hands
If you pull off your lavalier and run your hands all over the casing that has no internal shock dampener, you're an authentic dipshit.
To my understanding it is to look "authentic" which is said in the same voice of making things look "cinematic".
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August 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
If you pull off your lavalier and run your hands all over the casing that has no internal shock dampener, you're an authentic dipshit.
please don't yell. you startled me which caused me to drop the lavalier mic i had pinched between my fingers.
April 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
please don't yell. you startled me which caused me to drop the lavalier mic i had pinched between my fingers.