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joycewhitevance.bsky.social
Just a reminder: The Attorney General is not supposed to be the President's lawyer; they're the people's lawyer.
November 24, 2024 at 12:37 AM
asharangappa.bsky.social
FINALLY we are seeing some pushback from SOMEBODY! Lawyer up, Donnie
January 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
danmcdaid.bsky.social
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
May 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
gtconway.bsky.social
hey do you guys think I need a lawyer
April 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
atrupar.com
Blanche slips! 😬

KENNEDY: Are you and President Trump friends?

BLANCHE: I'm his lawyer. Was his lawyer.
July 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
shanesheehy.bsky.social
Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
Reddit ad for an "artificial intelligence lawyer"
February 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
nothoodlum.bsky.social
Better lawyer up ABC and Brendan Carr.
September 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
markhamillofficial.bsky.social
I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure raping children is an impeachable offense.
August 12, 2026 at 10:58 AM
joshuaerlich.bsky.social
this person should get a lawyer, and, if they don't have a lawyer, my number is easy to find
allyfromnola.bsky.social Dr. Allison Wiltz @allyfromnola.bsky.social · Aug 14
DC police are using excessive force against Black people
August 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
dbfulton.bsky.social
If you think acting AG Todd Blanche looks like a stereotypical mob lawyer, it's because he literally is a mob lawyer.
April 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
mattgertz.bsky.social
The president's former personal lawyer taking over in a position he views as his personal lawyer.
justinbaragona.bsky.social Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · Apr 2
JUST IN: Fox News is reporting that Pam Bondi is out as attorney general, and will be replaced on an interim basis by Todd Blanche.
April 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
kenwhite.bsky.social
Giuliani Lawyer 1: Oh well.
Giuliani Lawyer 2: Yeah.
Guiliani Lawyer 1: A shame.
Guiliani Lawyer 2: I guess.
Guiliani Lawyer 1: Drink?
Giuliani Lawyer 2: At least several.
December 15, 2023 at 10:12 PM
brandyzadrozny.bsky.social
if I ever need a lawyer, somebody call this lady
March 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
amysiskind.com
Meta’s lawyer - now ex lawyer - on Zuckerberg meltdown.
January 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
acyn.bsky.social
Kennedy: Are you and President Trump friends?

Blanche: I'm his lawyer—was his lawyer
July 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
shannonrwatts.bsky.social
A high-powered lawyer representing Meta in a copyright case said he was dropping the company as a client due to CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s “descent into toxic masculinity.”
Big-Shot Lawyer: I Won’t Represent Meta Any More Thanks to Zuckerberg
A lawyer representing the social media giant in a copyright dispute with famous writers said he could no longer “in good conscience” keep working with the company.
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January 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
rismith.bsky.social
As a lawyer, I'm glad you're not a lawyer.
May 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ceej.online
LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that?
ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast.
LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess?
ME: Yes.
LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?
April 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
brentsirota.bsky.social
Breaking Bad: You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a 'criminal' lawyer.
November 14, 2024 at 1:17 AM
nameshiv.bsky.social
also, use exactly these words" I want an attorney/lawyer". Do not improvise. There is a person who the courts ruled was legally and fairly denied access to a lawyer because he said "I want a lawyer, dawg" and the police argued that he had asked for a lawyer dog. The courts are shit.
louisathelast.bsky.social Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · Dec 27
If you ever wind up in an interrogation, you say “I want an attorney” and then you shut up. And you remember: cops can legally lie to you in the US. And they will, to try to coerce a confession.
December 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
theonion.com
Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos https://theonion.com/lawyer-friend-makes-strong-case-for-nachos-1819567126/
Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ecmclaughlin.bsky.social
That was supposed to say “perp’s lawyer.” One perp, absolute scumbag lawyer.
April 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com
Deer Lawyer!

Deer Lawyer!

Deer Lawyer!

Deer Lawyer!
coyoteden.bsky.social Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social · Jul 17
@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com what are your thoughts on the next generation of lawyers being deer therians? Tough enough?
"I'm part of the furry community. I just happen to be one of the really hyper-realistic ones. It's a sexual identity thing for some people. I understand that crowd, and respect them, but l'm actually asexual. So for me sex doesn't play into it at all. In my elementary-school art class everyone would be drawing still lifes, or fruits, or whatever. I'd go online to DeviantArt and get inspired by these beautiful illustrations of multi-colored wolves and foxes. I've wanted a fur suit for the longest time. So when I saw this head on Twitter, I was like: 'Wow, I have to have it! It's just a form of self- expression. Not to get too religious about it; but animals are God's creations just as much as humans. Every time I see an animal I'm like: 'Wow, they fit so perfectly into the environment and ecosystem! They're so liberated and free. Being a human is tricky; people expect you to be one thing. They want you to act a certain way. There's norms and expectations. But with animals, they just do whatever. I've always loved the imagery of a deer running through the forest. It's about adopting that alter ego. But l'm also a girl under here, so I'm studying for the LSATs."
July 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
sifill.bsky.social
Rubio is a lawyer and officer of the court.
thebulwark.com The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · Apr 30
Q: “Have you been in touch with El Salvador about returning Abrego Garcia? Has a formal request from this administration been made?”

Rubio: “I would never tell you that. And you know who else I'd never tell? A judge.”
April 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM