federal leafblower ban
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
federal leafblower ban
Very responsible of Okada to bring out the leafblower. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts
November 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Very responsible of Okada to bring out the leafblower. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts
okada brought a LEAFBLOWER 💨 #AEWDynamite
November 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
okada brought a LEAFBLOWER 💨 #AEWDynamite
Leafblower guy isn't leafblowing today so I'm guessing something last night must have made him sad.
November 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Leafblower guy isn't leafblowing today so I'm guessing something last night must have made him sad.
operating a leafblower before 10 AM is now a capital crime
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
operating a leafblower before 10 AM is now a capital crime
Okada with the leafblower is a fantastic bit of business
November 5, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Okada with the leafblower is a fantastic bit of business
Choosing to believe the Okada leafblower spot was a subtle shot at the Cleaner.
November 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Choosing to believe the Okada leafblower spot was a subtle shot at the Cleaner.
if anyone needs something harmless to be mad about, i like to clean the house by opening all the doors and using a leafblower inside
November 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
if anyone needs something harmless to be mad about, i like to clean the house by opening all the doors and using a leafblower inside
The Texas Leafblower Massacre
October 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The Texas Leafblower Massacre
okada coming in with a leafblower is genius on every level #aewdynamite
November 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
okada coming in with a leafblower is genius on every level #aewdynamite
I have my headphones with noise cancellation on because they're leafblowering next door but I have conversation awareness turned on so when I burp I get a surprise blast of leafblower noise 👍
November 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I have my headphones with noise cancellation on because they're leafblowering next door but I have conversation awareness turned on so when I burp I get a surprise blast of leafblower noise 👍
okada time he has a leafblower #aewdynamite
November 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
okada time he has a leafblower #aewdynamite
and Okada with the leafblower being the smartest guy in wrestling
November 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
and Okada with the leafblower being the smartest guy in wrestling
Someone is using their fuckimg leafblower while it's raining out
November 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Someone is using their fuckimg leafblower while it's raining out
Hell yeah, my breaking point with it was the 2020 Portland Wall of Moms and Leafblower Dads standing ready
I was done with people sneering at “libs” after what I saw here this past winter tbh
November 6, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Hell yeah, my breaking point with it was the 2020 Portland Wall of Moms and Leafblower Dads standing ready
I think the worst you can say about a band is ”I’d rather listen to a leafblower”
November 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I think the worst you can say about a band is ”I’d rather listen to a leafblower”
the utility of a car with the noise and smell of a leafblower.
November 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
the utility of a car with the noise and smell of a leafblower.
Leafblower Okada is the one* action figure I'd buy #aewdynamite 🤼 but it has to turn on and make leafblower sounds and blow
November 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Leafblower Okada is the one* action figure I'd buy #aewdynamite 🤼 but it has to turn on and make leafblower sounds and blow
November 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Me going to rescue them w/a leafblower
Sarah Millican's Excited Leaf Blower Fun
ALT: Sarah Millican's Excited Leaf Blower Fun
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November 7, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Me going to rescue them w/a leafblower
that's why i don't ride my bike while using a leafblower
November 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
that's why i don't ride my bike while using a leafblower
There cannot be so many leaves outside that the leafblower needs to be on for 2 hours
November 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
There cannot be so many leaves outside that the leafblower needs to be on for 2 hours
Who needs an alarm clock when your neighbor has the leafblower blaring at 7:45 AM
November 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Who needs an alarm clock when your neighbor has the leafblower blaring at 7:45 AM
loud medieval music is good in leafblower season
November 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
loud medieval music is good in leafblower season