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Let the record show that not one of these fucking dipshits knows how to eat a pie.

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Four dipshits sit on one side of a picnic table. From left to right: Shane Jones, a dipshit, pulls a pie apart with his hands like a confused raccoon. Three other numpties, Nicola Willis, David Seymour and Chris Bishop, attempt to eat pies that have been completely removed from their bags, making it impossible for the pies to retain their structural integrity and ensuring a mess of pastry crumbs and gravy will be left on the table on front of them. The giant manbaby on the right, Chris Bishop, also has so much tomato sauce on his pie that it looks like a fucking cupcake because apparently he is a toddler who needs to drown his food in tucker fucker to make it palatable for his delicate mouth. Picture taken immediately before they all asked for a knife and fork, presumably.
September 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM