I will levitate
If Scott Colom pulls this off….
November 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I will levitate
somewhere out there an etsy witch has learned to levitate. Curses are real and vivek has one
Vivek Ramaswamy booed off stage gave me wings. I'm floating inches off the ground
November 3, 2026 at 5:36 AM
somewhere out there an etsy witch has learned to levitate. Curses are real and vivek has one
Levitate levitate levitate levitate
November 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Levitate levitate levitate levitate
If he starts posting about preemptive pardons I'll levitate
November 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
If he starts posting about preemptive pardons I'll levitate
Live, Laugh, Levitate
Live, Laugh, Lobotomy
Live, Laugh, Light me on fire
November 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Live, Laugh, Levitate
Darth, if this happens I personally will levitate from joy
If chosen, Thompson would be the first woman and the first Black legislator to serve as Texas House speaker. bit.ly/4eAr1X9
November 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Darth, if this happens I personally will levitate from joy
Levitate
November 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Levitate
I feel so light, like I could levitate if I tried.
November 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I feel so light, like I could levitate if I tried.
And they *levitate*
November 5, 2026 at 9:55 AM
And they *levitate*
MY GARDEVOIR NOOOOOO- wait doesn't gardevoir levitate by default?
November 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
MY GARDEVOIR NOOOOOO- wait doesn't gardevoir levitate by default?
Chani used levitate. it’s super effective!
November 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Chani used levitate. it’s super effective!
Guy who can levitate during meditation but only if he's using a butt plug
November 5, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Guy who can levitate during meditation but only if he's using a butt plug
“His whammy bar caused shock-eyed punks
From Hackensack and Yonkers
Raised on speed metal and rap
To enter trance and levitate”
From Hackensack and Yonkers
Raised on speed metal and rap
To enter trance and levitate”
But I am afraid you prompted me to pick a different waterboys track - absolute stone cold banger
open.spotify.com/track/1kWYLj...
open.spotify.com/track/1kWYLj...
The Return Of Jimi Hendrix
The Waterboys · Dream Harder · Song · 1993
open.spotify.com
November 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
“His whammy bar caused shock-eyed punks
From Hackensack and Yonkers
Raised on speed metal and rap
To enter trance and levitate”
From Hackensack and Yonkers
Raised on speed metal and rap
To enter trance and levitate”
Imagine being a flying type with levitate
Absolutely incredible
Absolutely incredible
November 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Imagine being a flying type with levitate
Absolutely incredible
Absolutely incredible
How to levitate a huge radiator in order to work on the floor under it.
November 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
How to levitate a huge radiator in order to work on the floor under it.
November 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA I COULD LEVITATE RIGHT NOW
November 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA I COULD LEVITATE RIGHT NOW
Did you know @ristinraccoon.bsky.social cannot be levitated using mental powers?
*stares at Ristin, totally failing to levitate him, to demonstrate*
It’s one of Ristin’s unique abilities!
*stares at Ristin, totally failing to levitate him, to demonstrate*
It’s one of Ristin’s unique abilities!
November 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Did you know @ristinraccoon.bsky.social cannot be levitated using mental powers?
*stares at Ristin, totally failing to levitate him, to demonstrate*
It’s one of Ristin’s unique abilities!
*stares at Ristin, totally failing to levitate him, to demonstrate*
It’s one of Ristin’s unique abilities!
Live, Laugh, Levitate
Live, Laugh, Lust
Live, Laugh, Lollygag
October 30, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Live, Laugh, Levitate
Live, Laugh, Levitate
Live, Laugh, Lament
October 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Live, Laugh, Levitate
I AM GOING TO FREAKING LEVITATE WITH JOY
Not the first on here to observe this, but if Dems flip the Texas AG’s office tonight, it also wipes out the most well-funded state litigation machine against Democratic administrations.
November 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I AM GOING TO FREAKING LEVITATE WITH JOY
- levitate + thick fat
October 29, 2026 at 7:13 AM
- levitate + thick fat
I will levitate with pleasure if he wins
November 4, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I will levitate with pleasure if he wins
‘what if you wrote less in emails’ if you put what I write through copilot to summarize I will levitate and cast fireballs like a white Zhuge Liang.
November 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
‘what if you wrote less in emails’ if you put what I write through copilot to summarize I will levitate and cast fireballs like a white Zhuge Liang.
Sometimes something good happens and that’s when you learn to levitate. if you can’t do it, you need to experience more pleasant things in life…
November 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Sometimes something good happens and that’s when you learn to levitate. if you can’t do it, you need to experience more pleasant things in life…